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It also means fantasizing about what would have become of Belichick if he didn't have a gift top five all time QB covering his rear end for all his questionable personnel decisions over the years.
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FizFashizzle posted:It also means fantasizing about what would have become of Belichick if he didn't have a gift top five all time QB covering his rear end for all his questionable personnel decisions over the years. *gets fired from the Browns* *reaches agreement to coach the Jets* *is traded to the Pats* *takes a flyer on a would-be backup QB from Michigan* *has starting QB go down and the QB from Michigan ends up being one of the GOAT's* *is bill belichick* lol what a genius
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:47 |
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*ends up in a division with three incompetent teams who have bad QB's the entire time, leading to easy division titles and playoff appearances every year* hahahahaha the pats are the worst
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:51 |
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Wasn't he turning the Browns around until the exact point they announced they were moving and all the players stopped giving a gently caress?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:52 |
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Like there were members of this very forum this season screaming for his head because he drafted a QB in the 2nd.
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Athanatos posted:Wasn't he turning the Browns around until the exact point they announced they were moving and all the players stopped giving a gently caress? Yep, built one of the best defenses in the league and beat the Patriots in the playoffs in '94 with Testaverde at QB. Then in '95 they were ~.500 when the move was announced and promptly lost every game.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:02 |
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The Patriot Way is that single tear you shed when your dad finally sees you doing a flip off the diving board
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:12 |
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Never counting out touchdown tom. Never, ever.
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Ehud posted:The Patriot Way means Belichick winning three Super Bowls by a slim margin with defense and a great kicker, and then drafting a bunch of bad players but still winning games because Tom Brady covers up all of his bad personnel decisions. If having a hall of fame QB makes up for all coaching and GM deficiencies, where are all of Dan Marino's and Jim Kelly's rings? sean10mm fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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The Patriot Way is lucking your rear end into win after win and failing upwards. McDaniels, Charlie Weis, Crennel, Cassel, etc.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:00 |
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basically it involves manning up, making big plays, scoring touchdowns, etc.
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sean10mm posted:If having a hall of fame QB makes up for all coaching and GM deficiencies, where are all of Dan Marino's and Jim Kelly's rings? The Patriots are a couple of FG's from being an even more hilarious version of the Buffalo Bills.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:07 |
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The Patriot Way means asking for a firm handshake and a nod for your 6th birthday
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:12 |
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Ehud posted:The Patriots are a couple of FG's from being an even more hilarious version of the Buffalo Bills. We were one lovely playcall in the Super Bowl this year from being this century's Buffalo Bills, too.
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GNU Order posted:The Patriot Way means asking for a firm handshake and a nod for your 6th birthday hahahaha i love this
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Ehud posted:The Patriots are a couple of FG's from being an even more hilarious version of the Buffalo Bills. Now you're just . . . moving the goalposts
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:09 |
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The Patriot Way is driving across state lines to find a store that still sells metal lunch pails so you can bring it to work every day
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:23 |
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sean10mm posted:Now you're just
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:27 |
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The Patriot Way means not talking to the media before Lynch made it cool.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:33 |
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StarcraftM posted:Never counting out touchdown tom. https://twitter.com/TheRealNimoy/status/554104029173657600
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:22 |
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The Patriot way is loading up on viagra and pounding gold diggers on your dead wives furs.
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Elephanthead posted:The Patriot way is loading up on viagra and pounding gold diggers on your dead wives furs. Got to love the picture they chose for this story about Kraft supporting gay marriage. It's basically your post.jpg. http://www.boston.com/sports/footba...qZ4L/story.html
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:14 |
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Hey that woman loves him for him.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:25 |
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The Patriot Way means standing outside your office, waiting for your coworker to show up so you can both be the first ones in the door and the last ones out every day.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:31 |
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sean10mm posted:Now you're just
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:42 |
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The Patriot way is Tom punting the ball on 3rd and 10 because gently caress you that's why.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:50 |
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Othin posted:The Patriot way is Tom punting the ball on 3rd and 10 because gently caress you that's why. This will never be anything less than hilarious.
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Ehud posted:*ends up in a division with three incompetent teams who have bad QB's the entire time, leading to easy division titles and playoff appearances every year* Whoa whoa hey now Chad Pennington was pretty good except for the fact that he was born before bionic arm technology was invented. Othin posted:The Patriot way is Tom punting the ball on 3rd and 10 because gently caress you that's why. The Patriot Way is ending the Second Coming with a 45-10 win
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:31 |
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The Patriot Way is cheating while your owner blows Roger Goodell under the table to avoid suffering any penalties when you are caught.
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BUG JUG posted:The Patriot Way is cheating while your owner blows Roger Goodell under the table to avoid suffering any penalties when you are caught. you sound fun, stay awhile
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:48 |
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The Patriot Way is fatman kick returns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac0YwM1fI70
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BUG JUG posted:The Patriot Way is cheating while your owner blows Roger Goodell under the table to avoid suffering any penalties when you are caught. No, see you have it twisted. Goodell does the blowing.
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 00:57 |
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Now I'm really not sad that they won this year.
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 02:16 |
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The Patriot Way means copious tears from horrible bandwagon Seahawks fans, so I approve.
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sweet thursday posted:In this off-season brought to us by an incredible Patriot win, I want to put down my copy of Michael Holley's "War Room: The Legacy of Bill Belichick and the Art of Building the Perfect Team". I've had it since 2012 but I was waiting for them to win another Super Bowl so the book could have a happy ending. Eli Manning almost ruined the course of human history. This is the dumbest post, in the worst thread, on the ugliest forum.
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 03:19 |
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Ehud posted:*ends up in a division with three incompetent teams who have bad QB's the entire time, leading to easy division titles and playoff appearances every year* Let me tell you about a merciless place known as the mighty AFC South that Peyton Manning had to deal with every season for like a decade.
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NC-17 posted:Let me tell you about a merciless place known as the mighty AFC South that Peyton Manning had to deal with every season for like a decade. afc south was a really competitive division when peyton was in it
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# ? Mar 7, 2015 03:31 |
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The most competitive division ever is the NFC east because it's total unpredictable anarchy every year. What I'm saying is Eli Manning is a true Champion who had earned his victories while Peyton and The Patriots are a big loud wet fart
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Metapod posted:afc south was a really competitive division when peyton was in it Between 2002 (when the current division lineup was created) and 2010 (Manning's last healthy year with the team), the Colts won the division seven times, and also secured a wildcard berth. The rest of the AFC South made the playoffs six times. During that same period of time the Patriots won their division seven times. The rest of the AFC East made the playoffs six times.
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Febreeze posted:The most competitive division ever is the NFC east because it's total unpredictable anarchy every year. do you think Eli has "True Champion" nametags sewn into the necks of all of his shirts
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