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dogcrash truther
Remember if you have a chance to gently caress someone for drugs, do it. Works fine
for me.

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GEExCEE

In order to be a complete drug addict, you must able to take hits through
your nose, and blow it out through your nose. I have done a few times, gets
your nose runny but its fun to gently caress with it.

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
One time I did so much cocaine I had to run around my house,
dont ask me why, I was racing my dog. And I won, if that means anything.

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GEExCEE

my new dog posted:

One time I did so much cocaine I had to run around my house,
dont ask me why, I was racing my dog. And I won, if that means anything.

lol

dogcrash truther
Great find

GEExCEE

totse man...

GEExCEE

did u know yhou can get high off peanut butter and banaana peels if you put it in the oven at 420 degrees - that's why they call it "four twenty"

deep dish peat moss

Snort the crystal through drat hot glass tube
and as that poo poo wrecks you from your nose out, you can
open your mouth and exhale vaporized glass. You gently caress that hit on
both sides like fuckin The Champ... Ali, or me.

fuck. marry. t-rex

Having sex when you are all wired is so fuckin cool. You
gently caress the chick non-stop fer as long as you are wired, once I start to come
down I have to stop and rest. Me become very tired and me dont wanna gently caress.

dogcrash truther

Hick Magnet posted:

Snort the crystal through drat hot glass tube
and as that poo poo wrecks you from your nose out, you can
open your mouth and exhale vaporized glass. You gently caress that hit on
both sides like fuckin The Champ... Ali, or me.

lmfao

GEExCEE

Now, the best way to get a rush, this is something I
made up and its called: "The Face Rush". What you do is, hold a hit, and
bend down so your head is in between your legs, now hold it in for a long
time, and when you let the hit out, stand up straight, and then stretch your
arms back. (I think I will do it right now) Feeling good, yeah me too...
heheheh just a little joke... A good way to come down real quick is getting
busted by a cop.

dogcrash truther
Close all windows and prepre to clam!

i am he

GEExCEE posted:

Now, the best way to get a rush, this is something I
made up and its called: "The Face Rush". What you do is, hold a hit, and
bend down so your head is in between your legs, now hold it in for a long
time, and when you let the hit out, stand up straight, and then stretch your
arms back. (I think I will do it right now) Feeling good, yeah me too...
heheheh just a little joke... A good way to come down real quick is getting
busted by a cop.

GEExCEE

prepare to clam is my new username

dogcrash truther

dogcrash truther
DO NOT CAUSE ANARCHY WHEN YOU GET STONED.

dogcrash truther
Always listen to
soft cool tunes, heavey metal sux!!! And I dont understand why people listen
it when they get baked, I like the hosed up music of The Beatles, figuring
out the hiding message suits me fine.

shabbat goy



I don't need to describe what
happens to you when you get drunk, if you never got drunk before and you
are reading this file you must be the stupidest man on the earth, next to
Walter Mondale, just a little joke boyz. No offense to the any one who works
for the government of the Unites States

Pedantra

by Lowtax
DO NOT CAUSE ANARCHY WHEN YOU GET
STONED.

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by Lowtax

dogcrash truther posted:

DO NOT CAUSE ANARCHY WHEN YOU GET STONED.

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i am he

A cool way to snort coke is through a coke nail, its just a pinky nail thats
4 inches long. I used to have one of those, but the coach made me cut it. gently caress
him and the whole goddamn school. I hate school, drop out right now. Dont go
to school anymore.

i am he

make the whole op then ew hovertext

GEExCEE

BYOB Ross posted:

make the whole op then ew hovertext

epic this

dogcrash truther
Dont ever shoot coke in your dick. I know
some guy who shot coke in his dick to gently caress his girlfriend all night. He woke
up the next day and his dick was gone. Fell right off the bed, That kills me.
There is so much I can say about coke, but I dont know how to put it into
file words.

Salmiakki


dogcrash truther posted:

Dont ever shoot coke in your dick. I know
some guy who shot coke in his dick to gently caress his girlfriend all night. He woke
up the next day and his dick was gone. Fell right off the bed, That kills me.
There is so much I can say about coke, but I dont know how to put it into
file words.

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

beer pal

dogcrash truther posted:

BYOB 8.2: How to use Drugs! By Tripmaster Monkey

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

Dont ever shoot coke in your dick. I know
some guy who shot coke in his dick to gently caress his girlfriend all night. He woke
up the next day and his dick was gone. Fell right off the bed, That kills me.
There is so much I can say about coke, but I dont know how to put it into
file words.

lol

BIG BIC SQUAD
Don't do school, stay in drugs

GEExCEE

Isnt it great you
dont have to be 21 to buy drugs. Just some spare change. Ahhh, the smell of
burning weed, gets me going, me take hit now. you hold. Me getting stoned,
yeah...

BIG BIC SQUAD

GEExCEE posted:

Isnt it great you
dont have to be 21 to buy drugs. Just some spare change. Ahhh, the smell of
burning weed, gets me going, me take hit now. you hold. Me getting stoned,
yeah...

Drugs are an inexpensive and fun habit

dogcrash truther

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Drugs are an inexpensive and fun habit

these are quotes, from the op, please try and keep up

tao of lmao

thank you guys for reading this for me it's very funny in these small bites

dogcrash truther
this guy wrote a long dumbass thign thats really fdunnty and we're posting funnyt parts from it, we don't give a poo poo about drugs or how to use them. we arent trying to have a co0nversation about drugs. we just want to laugh

dogcrash truther

Vendor Trash posted:

thank you guys for reading this for me it's very funny in these small bites

this. this is why we do.

dogcrash truther

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Drugs are an inexpensive and fun habit

and arent you 16. i don't believe youve ever done drugs

tao of lmao

he's going full dadcrash folks

tao of lmao

"you do not get up from that table until you've done all your lines, young lady"

"yes dadcrash"

dogcrash truther
fake-trip-report-for-erowid-writing muthafucka teen

dogcrash truther
16 yo ont he internet : ive done the drugs, a lot of them. i dont go to school or watch acartoons or do girl scouts or any of that gay poo poo.
adults: this young lady is cool, shes in our club now, of people who do adult stuff (drugs and sex)

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BIG BIC SQUAD
All cool teenagers do drugs, and the uncool ones do it to get "in" with the "popular" crowd, obviously. Have you ever watched a movie? Gosh

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