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tao of lmao

Tripmaster Monkey posted:

Smoking pot a lot for a long time can reduce sperm count, so get some chick
pregnant soon. Me not a father. The use of illegal drugs is decreasing in the
United States. WHY?!?!?!?! Please keep on toking, and get more people to toke.
I always try to convince people to try weed, its a good drug.

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dogcrash truther

hell eyah

dogcrash truther

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

All cool teenagers do drugs, and the uncool ones do it to get "in" with the "popular" crowd, obviously. Have you ever watched a movie? Gosh

what drugs havfe you done

dogcrash truther
if yre under 19 years old, you have to post what drugs youve done, in this thread

tao of lmao

pixie sticks

beer pal

you really think teens dont use drugs dogcrash?

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tao of lmao

tripmaster monkey posted:

If you're gonna do pixie sticks, make sure you got like 3 gallons of water, a shaker of salt and a netipot

fuck. marry. t-rex

At 16 I think I had just done the weed

beer pal

if theres three things all teens love, its drugs, jones soda, and basketball video games. you ever even talked to a teen before?

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BIG BIC SQUAD

Vendor Trash posted:

pixie sticks

dogcrash truther

Vendor Trash posted:

pixie sticks

ont ime in high school this girl invited me to a thing where they were going to wathc all of the star wars movies back to back, which was lame as hell, but i thought maybe she;d make out with me so i went. after we'd watched the first movie (no action but things wer getting kinda comfy) the guy whose house it was like "who's ready to party!!!" and i was (in my head) like "I am!" so he goes into the back room and i'm thinkin "man these nerds aren't so bad" and he comes back out with some solo cups so i'm wondering what kind of liquor he has and he goes back into the back room and comes out all proud with two liters of different kinds of soda and a huge thing of pixie sticks and people start going buck wild pouring the soda in the cups and then pouring pixie sticks in the cup. i was out of there so fast

Stormyish

i smoke smarties

beer pal

dogcrash truther posted:

ont ime in high school this girl invited me to a thing where they were going to wathc all of the star wars movies back to back, which was lame as hell, but i thought maybe she;d make out with me so i went. after we'd watched the first movie (no action but things wer getting kinda comfy) the guy whose house it was like "who's ready to party!!!" and i was (in my head) like "I am!" so he goes into the back room and i'm thinkin "man these nerds aren't so bad" and he comes back out with some solo cups so i'm wondering what kind of liquor he has and he goes back into the back room and comes out all proud with two liters of different kinds of soda and a huge thing of pixie sticks and people start going buck wild pouring the soda in the cups and then pouring pixie sticks in the cup. i was out of there so fast

i didnt know they made jones in 2L bottles

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Stormyish posted:

i smoke smarties

When I was in middle school there were many people who genuinely thought this was cool

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beer pal posted:

i didnt know they made jones in 2L bottles

please make this real

fuck. marry. t-rex

At 17 though... woo buddy. :2bong:

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

16 yo ont he internet : ive done the drugs, a lot of them. i dont go to school or watch acartoons or do girl scouts or any of that gay poo poo.
adults: this young lady is cool, shes in our club now, of people who do adult stuff (drugs and sex)


dogcrash truther posted:

ont ime in high school this girl invited me to a thing where they were going to wathc all of the star wars movies back to back, which was lame as hell, but i thought maybe she;d make out with me so i went. after we'd watched the first movie (no action but things wer getting kinda comfy) the guy whose house it was like "who's ready to party!!!" and i was (in my head) like "I am!" so he goes into the back room and i'm thinkin "man these nerds aren't so bad" and he comes back out with some solo cups so i'm wondering what kind of liquor he has and he goes back into the back room and comes out all proud with two liters of different kinds of soda and a huge thing of pixie sticks and people start going buck wild pouring the soda in the cups and then pouring pixie sticks in the cup. i was out of there so fast
lol

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

ont ime in high school this girl invited me to a thing where they were going to wathc all of the star wars movies back to back, which was lame as hell, but i thought maybe she;d make out with me so i went. after we'd watched the first movie (no action but things wer getting kinda comfy) the guy whose house it was like "who's ready to party!!!" and i was (in my head) like "I am!" so he goes into the back room and i'm thinkin "man these nerds aren't so bad" and he comes back out with some solo cups so i'm wondering what kind of liquor he has and he goes back into the back room and comes out all proud with two liters of different kinds of soda and a huge thing of pixie sticks and people start going buck wild pouring the soda in the cups and then pouring pixie sticks in the cup. i was out of there so fast

your loss, idiot

*backflips into tub full of diet coke and mentos*

dogcrash truther
:)



:swish:

fuck. marry. t-rex


:hfive:

ron color
That is great, thank you !

GEExCEE


nice

GEExCEE

make this the new rules thread

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

tahts.. the one i posted .. yesssss

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
This thread is good and poo poo.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Seeds, I love em. They get ya hosed up, but also kill twice as
many sperm cells as weed. But who cares... you get stoned, thats what counts!!
A good way to make bowls is from a soda can. Take a fork a poke a few holes on
the side of the can. Now on the other side of the holes, make a big hole. The
size of your thumb. That is a carb, gives ya killer hits. Now you have a full
working bowl. wow...

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GEExCEE

Well I love every kind of drug there is. Even sex. I was
addicted to sex way back, but I got over it, thanks to some lil' fuckin chick
this story is not for you to fuckin know. Gee, you must be laughing now, yeah
he was addicted to sex. Anyone can get addicted to sex, if you have a lot of
GOOD sex. Ok, lets go on boyz. Always listen to cool soft music when you trip
like drug bands, beatles, rush, all the good ones. And try to figure out what
the song means, every drug song has a hiding meaning that only people who trip
can understand it. I figured out the part about the Stairway to Heaven from
Led Zeppelins movie.

GEExCEE

With 'cid you dont really get hungry or anything, just a little bit
thirsty, but not anything like the munchies. I mean last summer I triped for
a whole week straight and I only had a few bowls of golden grahms, and thats
it.

GEExCEE

Since
cocaine is so adictive girls will do anything for it. So if you have alot of
coke you get laid easly. Just say blow me for a few lines, it works.

ron color
I can hide as long as I am not completly baked and poo poo. Its hard to
fake it, but you need to be a master of the toking world. Which only a few
people can get that power. It takes years of practice to achive such power.
I just wanna mention, to all the users who lie about there drug use, gently caress you.
But to the ones who really toke, -Toke till you die-

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i will one day be a master of the toking world

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
DO NOT CAUSE ANARCHY WHEN YOU GET
STONED. At least for me, it kills my high, unless I am tripin, I sometimes
dont care, but I usally bug out big time. Smoke a cigarette after you are done
toking, if helps the high. Actully smoke a whole fuckin pack who carez, you
are stoned. I am.. Always warm up a joint after you roll it, it tightens the
paper. Use 1 1/2 size, its best. Double Widers is cool if you have a lot of
weed and wanting a big fat bitch. DO NOT DRINK AND DRUG.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

GEExCEE posted:

Since
cocaine is so adictive girls will do anything for it. So if you have alot of
coke you get laid easly. Just say blow me for a few lines, it works.

This dude is pure gangsta.

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tao of lmao


rofl you beautiful bastard

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:


damb dude, thas good

posting smiling
I don't need to describe what
happens to you when you get drunk, if you never got drunk before and you
are reading this file you must be the stupidest man on the earth, next to
Walter Mondale, just a little joke boyz.

posting smiling

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

someone buy this guy an account

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Grass Effect
does this guy still make such good pieces of writing?

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