2015 Goon Draft: Wherein for once an OT doesn't go first...maybe

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Welcome to the 2015 Goon Draft!! The Combine has come and gone and now all we have left is speculation, and more speculation fueled by actual trades and FA signings that might slightly impact the draft strategy for some teams.

How it works: Sign up to become the pretend GM/owner/draftpicker for an NFL franchise. You will have a 24 hour window to choose your guy. If you don't have PM's, you need to list an e-mail so we can prompt you that its your turn. If you don't make your selection, at the end of the window, I will make it for you. You can designate someone you trust to make that decision for you if need be.

Trades allowed?: To make this easy and to make it so that things don't go batshit haywire, no trades. We will be going by the stated draft order. If for some reason a trade happens before we start our draft, then those picks will be adjusted. Once our draft starts though, the order will be locked.

So go ahead and claim your teams. First come first serve. The draft order is:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20
2. Tennessee Titans Metapod
3. Jacksonville Jaguars Forever_Peace
4. Oakland Raiders warcrimes
5. Washington Redskins MrLogan / Beer4TheBeerGod
6. New York Jets zimbomonkey
7. Chicago Bears KettleWL
8. Atlanta Falcons Shath Hole
9. New York Giants ZenVulgarity
10. St. Louis Rams JRizzle
11. Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks
12. Cleveland Browns Gatts
13. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito
14. Miami Dolphins AAA Dolfan
15. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge
16. Houston Texans b0ng
17. San Diego Chargers SA2K
18. Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff
19. Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo) Tremendous Taste
20. Philadelphia Eagles axeil
21. Cincinnati Bengals korrandark
22. Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus
23. Detroit Lions Cruel and Unusual
24. Arizona Cardinals johnfw50
25. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama
26. Baltimore Ravens Atticus Finch
27. Dallas Cowboys Rasczak
28. Denver Broncos Arabian Jesus
29. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula
30. Green Bay Packers Fenrir
31. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy
32. New England Patriots sean10mm

Official Standby List:

johnfw50
some old hussy
KettleWL

swickles fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 10, 2015

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:25

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:36

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

I would like to claim the Cincinnati Bengals, unless one of the more prominent Bengals posters would like to participate.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:31

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Brrrroooiwwwwnnnnsss.

I put an i in there and am on cell phone and can't edit it out.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:31

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Chiefs.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:35

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Raiders but I will defer to either Volks or Blitz and War Room with any raider fans.

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Mar 6, 2015

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:40

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

I'd like to claim the 49ers this year.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:41

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Also if you want to pick and don't care for what team (or your team is taken) let me know and I will assign you one later. Just take it seriously and don't pick a punter in the first or something.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:50

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I will draft for the San Diego (for now) Chargers

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:52

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

swickles posted:

Also if you want to pick and don't care for what team (or your team is taken) let me know and I will assign you one later. Just take it seriously and don't pick a punter in the first or something.

pshh jk scott isn't even eligible yet

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:52

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Saints for me, please.

Can I draft Clark Kent this time?

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:55

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

I can take the Lions.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 04:55

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Dolphins!

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:06

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

korrandark posted:

I would like to claim the Cincinnati Bengals, unless one of the more prominent Bengals posters would like to participate.

You better not go pass rusher in the first.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:08

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

I hereby claim the Colts! All other Colts fans are welcome to join me in the War Room.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:11

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Atticus Finch posted:

You better not go pass rusher in the first.

As if I would go with such a boring pick. :smug:

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:14

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

In for the Bucs so relentless can't pass on Winston.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:18

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

I'll take a team. Don't really care who.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:21

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

I'll take the panthers

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:34

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I'll take the Vikings. If there's another Viking fan who wants to add input I will probably just pick who they want.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:51

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

I'll take the dirty birds

# ? Mar 6, 2015 06:07

Arabian Jesus: Feb 15, 2008; We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

I'll draft for the Broncos

# ? Mar 6, 2015 07:44

Perry the Platypus: Aug 7, 2009

I'll draft steelers, and welcome anyone else who's interested to co-chair the team. First round has to be a CB. Just has to.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 08:12

some old hussy: Dec 6, 2005; What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

I'll take any unclaimed teams should the situation arise.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 08:58

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Shath Hole posted:

I'll take the dirty birds

Don't you loving screw this up, Shath.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Mar 6, 2015

# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:55

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

I'd like to do the ravens draft, along with any others who would like to war room.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:59

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

some old hussy posted:

I'll take any unclaimed teams should the situation arise.

Same. I've not really followed the draft prospects but I can do some research if we end up with a huge need for "gms" I'm normally pretty good about posting on time too so there's that!

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:16

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Gimme them Rams boy!

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:54

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Give me the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:03

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Remember when I signed up last year and was never on time for my pick and a million people PM'd me about trades and I never responded to any of them and eventually people hated me? Well this year I am entering a 33rd team into the draft called the River City Bulldogs and all of my picks will be for Johnny Football

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:18

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Don't you loving screw this up, Shath.

Mariota can rush the passer, right?

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:44

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Shath Hole posted:

Mariota can rush the passer, right?

If he's there, take him and trade him to whatever goon claims the Eagles for their first, second, and a future first.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:10

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

I'll take the Patriots. :patssay:

# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:50

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I will trade up and draft Justin Blackmon

# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:58

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

I'm kinda curious about this. Gimme the Eagles so I can trade all my picks for Mariota.

edit: Am I allowed to trade picks before we actually start? Really curious to see if I can actually work a non-insane trade with someone here for Mariota.

Also when's this actually going to start?

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:03

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

I'll take the Jags. Been meaning to dig more into the team.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:37

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

I'll take the Packers unless one of the actually good Packers posters shows up (yeah some of them are actually good dammit) and wants to do it. Or I can just do it and they can tell me what to do in the war room.

Either way I feel like the whole thing is in the air until we know what's happening with Cobb.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:43

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Woo I'll do Cowboys

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:01

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Oh what the hell, pencil me down for the Seahawks.

edit: will compensation picks be in? Seattle will probably have 3 of them.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:22

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

I also will take any suggestions from the TFF Eagles braintrust into account.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:06

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:36

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I'm drafting five offensive linemen.

Seriously though besides a lineman in a first what do Giants fans think

hehe Linebacker hehe

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:48

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