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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Looks like it's punter time for the Broncos.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Coldforge posted:

Looks like it's punter time for the Broncos.

Done. ZenVulgarity, go for it.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I'm not sure we'll get to round six so I'll post this now.

Minnesota Vikings

I've seen a lot of mock drafts with the Vikings taking a WR and CB but honestly feel that there are places of need elsewhere, they've signed Mike Wallace and Terence Newman. IMHO, Strong Safety and Guard are the major needs.

Round One: Landon Collins, S, Alabama
Round two: A. J. Cann, OG, South Carolina
Round Three: Hau'oli Kikaha, OLB, Washington
Round Four: David Cobb, RB, Minnesota
Round Five: Bobby Richardson, DT, Indiana

Why these guys? Collins was the best strong safety available and Cann one of the better guards. Kikaha was the fastest LB. Icephoenix asked if we could pick Cobb in round four. I was able to get the guy I wanted when round five came around.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Welp, ZenVulgarity posted in another TFF thread this afternoon, but still hasn't made his pick here.

Punter?

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Coldforge posted:

Welp, ZenVulgarity posted in another TFF thread this afternoon, but still hasn't made his pick here.

Punter?

Yeah, pull the trigger

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I think Gunter would be a fine prospect for either S or CB for us. He has the size, at least.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I suppose I should check online to confirm the guy I have wanted for 3 rounds and know everything about and totally not last second scout is a viable option for my team.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

WHOOPS

totally didn't see the thread get moved along my bad

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

ZenVulgarity posted:

WHOOPS

totally didn't see the thread get moved along my bad

Hang your head in shame. You made people wait on the internet!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Shath Hole posted:

Hang your head in shame. You made people wait on the internet!

If only I properly bookmarked

I must commit seppuku

edit: OR IF I ACTUALLY READ POSTS :laffo: gently caress

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Quote isn't edit phone you piece of poo poo

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seriously ya'all, if you have PMs, try to be cool and message the guy in front of you once you make a pick.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

seiferguy posted:

Seriously ya'all, if you have PMs, try to be cool and message the guy in front of you once you make a pick.

I don't have PM's but GATTS you are up!

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

seiferguy posted:

Seriously ya'all, if you have PMs, try to be cool and message the guy in front of you once you make a pick.

Zen doesn't have PMs or I would've, and we tried to get a hold of him!

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Gatts pick is in, Silly Burrito is up next, sent him a PM

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I keep track of this thread but if I don't respond in time blame a newborn induced lack of sleep.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Picked. Silly Burrito is next.

I tortured over this pick. I'd have taken him in round 6 along with another and gone for someone else i want but there are far too many picks in between and he is a position of need. Hopefully the revamped passing offense and O Line will be good for him. Even better if my other guy is there in round 6.

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Nov 27, 2007

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Rasczak posted:

Gatts pick is in, Silly Burrito is up next, sent him a PM

Thanks for that. My pick is in, and AAA DOLFAN is next and has been PMed. My phone actually has AAA DOLFAN as a suggestion, which scares me.

If nothing else, the Hulk Smash line in his NFL bio sealed the deal for me with the Taiwan Jones pick.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Hahaha literally pick this round was Taiwan Jones but I went for a QB. I could have sniped someone. I wanted him against the run.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Rasczak posted:

Zen doesn't have PMs or I would've, and we tried to get a hold of him!

You could have went the extra mile and bought me an upgrade. :colbert:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Gatts posted:

Hahaha literally pick this round was Taiwan Jones but I went for a QB. I could have sniped someone. I wanted him against the run.

Glad you didn't, but I had another ILB just in case. :)

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

ZenVulgarity posted:

You could have went the extra mile and bought me an upgrade. :colbert:

I don't know what kind of communist utopia you think this is, we need to be able to differentiate from the forum poors

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
As part of the George Johnson trade, pick 32 of the 5th round and 168 overall now belongs to Cruel and Unusual and the Detroit Lions.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Don't forget you have a second pick here, Crazy.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
lol a player from kansas

Arabian Jesus
Feb 15, 2008

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

Coldforge posted:

Looks like it's punter time for the Broncos.

Not the punter I wanted but the punter I deserve. I'll do my best to stay active however if someone wanted to take over then by all means feel free.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Crazy picks are in, Coldforge is up

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
The Texans are up next, whoever is picking for them.

Could be b0ng, could be someone actually alive.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

d0ng b0ng has been AWOL since his 2nd round pick, and Andrew East out of Vanderbilt is probably the best long snapper on the board

Unless y'all wanted to give him the worst long snapper, that's fine too

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
The funny part is that based on PFF grades the Redskins could use an upgrade at long snapper.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I was planning to draft a long snapper round 6. Please don't take him.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Fine, give him the worst long snapper then.

....who is the worst long snapper?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Rasczak posted:

Fine, give him the worst long snapper then.

....who is the worst long snapper?
I've never done it so me.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Atticus Finch posted:

I've never done it so me.

Where did you go to college?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I made a 100% joke-based pick

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I guess SA2K is up then?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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If we do make it to the sixth, I have no idea who to get now. Besides losing Smelter, I've gotten everyone I wanted. I can only hope the real draft goes this well.

Tremendous Taste has been PMed.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Silly Burrito posted:

If we do make it to the sixth, I have no idea who to get now. Besides losing Smelter, I've gotten everyone I wanted. I can only hope the real draft goes this well.

Tremendous Taste has been PMed.

There's still a couple good TEs, several 3 tech DTs, a couple edge rushers, lots of running backs and OL and a few WR that could be decent. Tons of DBs that have faults, but may still be good players. What do you need?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Coldforge posted:

There's still a couple good TEs, several 3 tech DTs, a couple edge rushers, lots of running backs and OL and a few WR that could be decent. Tons of DBs that have faults, but may still be good players. What do you need?

I could see getting WR, OL, QB, or even K (seriously).

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Silly Burrito posted:

I could see getting WR, OL, QB, or even K (seriously).

PM sent. Don't draft a Kicker, that's what UDFAs are for.

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