MLS March GDT: Everyone has 0 Points

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DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Chicago's strategy of not defending to the left or right of the box is working out so far.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:09

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# ? May 13, 2024 15:15

Grainbarn: Jul 2, 2007; What the fuck did I do?

XyrlocShammypants posted:

The funny thing is despite being dominated Chicago will win

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

HD and Spanish is great though

Fat Lowtax posted:

[+] Learning everyone's middle names

[-] The game

These are all true. Also Bruce Arena is a really weird guy with a funny walk.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:11

tk: Dec 10, 2003; Nap Ghost

Well, the Audi GOOOOL in Spanish is cooler than the GOOOOAL in English.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:16

tk: Dec 10, 2003; Nap Ghost

No, Don Garber, we aren't seeing great angles on TV, because nobody can watch this game.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:17

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

I was actually thinking during the first half, "Wow, Unimas is doing a poo poo job with the camera angles, I couldn't tell that didn't go in."

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:20

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Riven posted:

Cool. Apparently my package does not include that, only Univision and UniMas. Comcast fail.

If you could get Unimas on local tv then you could use the SAP button or the MTS button.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:23

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Excellent cross, Omar.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:26

Hungryjack: May 9, 2003

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

If you could get Unimas on local tv then you could use the SAP button or the MTS button.

In my case, I can select SAP as the analog broadcast language, but the over air channel is digital so Spanish it is. I guess this awesome TV couldn't do everything.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:27

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

My mother just emailed me to ask which team to choose for. Everyone, MLS has arrived!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:29

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Giovanni_Sinclair posted:

If you could get Unimas on local tv then you could use the SAP button or the MTS button.

I get the local Unimas affiliate and SAP doesn't do poo poo.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:35

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

In what universe did Rogers not foul Amarikwa in the box there?

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:36

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

Chicago are going to win this on a garbage penalty

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:38

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

porkface posted:

Chicago are going to win this on a garbage penalty

Nah they will straight up score

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:40

JamesBCrazy: Jul 1, 2014; Vengeance is a sucker's game.

Finally...

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:42

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Perhaps the worst defending ever. Good thing big red is being paid deep into six figures for that

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:42

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

Welcome back MLS!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:42

DoHimJob: Nov 30, 2005; GIANT SPACEBALL

Great clearance, that.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:42

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

That was a fantastic clearance.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:42

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Quality Defending.

Nice Larentowicz to Palmer assist

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:42

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Larentowicz :thumbsup:

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:43

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

trem_two posted:

Larentowicz

I thought that redhead looked familiar. :v:

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:46

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Oh well I guess the Fire are starting to be poo poo now and Ingboananike is hurt.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:47

insider: Feb 22, 2007; A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

Chicago's back line is terrible. I can't believe it's only 1-0.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:48

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Chicago, you know what you must do. It's Draw Time.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:51

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

DR AIDS posted:

Chicago, you know what you must do. It's Draw Time.

Am afraid we might already wasted the early ones on our preseason. Also drat that was close.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:56

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Let's not mince words here, the Chicago Fire suck poo poo. They are a prime example of MLS amateurism at every level of the organization.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:56

insider: Feb 22, 2007; A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

Keane pissed as he should be. Keane was completely free in the box.

Edit: well he still got his

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:58

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Let's not mince words here, the Chicago Fire suck poo poo. They are a prime example of MLS amateurism at every level of the organization.

Yeah. Goals should have been coming a lot sooner than this.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:58

DoHimJob: Nov 30, 2005; GIANT SPACEBALL

Nice little "up your rear end" celebration by that unidentified fan.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:58

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Keane's best celebration.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:59

JamesBCrazy: Jul 1, 2014; Vengeance is a sucker's game.

I could hear the "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" over the lovely English commentators.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 05:59

Giovanni_Sinclair: Apr 25, 2009; It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

drat it Fire, maybe we'll get the draw next week for the home opener.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:00

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

DR AIDS posted:

Keane's best celebration.

Who was he telling to "gently caress off"? That seems like something you'd do at an away match.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:01

DoHimJob: Nov 30, 2005; GIANT SPACEBALL

Wait lmao, was he shouting gently caress OFF?

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:01

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

highme posted:

Who was he telling to "gently caress off"? That seems like something you'd do at an away match.

No clue, but I didn't have to see his stupid kart wheel thing, so I'm happy.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:03

JamesBCrazy: Jul 1, 2014; Vengeance is a sucker's game.

Hopefully the entire season isn't going to be this much of a trainwreck.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:11

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

So should we just give LA the cup now?

# ? Mar 7, 2015 06:11