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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Samovar posted:

You know, I really wonder who the first person was that looked at a sea urchin and thought - 'yep, I'd like to eat that'.

A prehistoric person walking the beach at low tide smashing shells with a rock, foraging for any edible protein.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Pomp posted:

none pizza with left beef is real, and strong, and he's my friend.

ftfy

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

axolotl farmer posted:

Sea urchins are pretty much empty inside. The only fleshy part are the gonads.



basically me
just emptiness and dicks

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Poodge posted:

The worst part is I can't even tell what this food is, is it potato or something?

gefilte fish im guessing, based on what i've heard about this picture and todd through reddit

gefilte fish, come to think of it, is one of the worst crimes against food that ashkenazi jews are responsible for. almost as bad as tzimmes (stew of beef brisket with carrots, sweet potatoes and prunes :psyduck:). i love my heritage, don't get me wrong - matzo ball soup is one of humanity's greatest accomplishments - but we have a sick tendency to sweeten things that by all right ought to be savory dishes. and gefilte fish, indeed, goes beyond just being the fish equivalent of meat loaf into something far darker, considering it's generally poached in sugar water. perhaps this is one of our many forms of atonement.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Gamma Nerd posted:

matzo ball soup is one of humanity's greatest accomplishments

Ashkenazi food must be really bad to make someone call a chicken soup with bread "one of humanity's greatest accomplishments".

I sympathize

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
gently caress you

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gamma Nerd posted:

gently caress you

woah there tiger

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost
please accept this staple of our traditional cuisine as an apology for my post.

this is raw meat with mayonnaise and raw egg and we call it filet américain

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Successfully"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




My Lovely Horse posted:

"Successfully"

It only took five houses!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

please accept this staple of our traditional cuisine as an apology for my post.

this is raw meat with mayonnaise and raw egg and we call it filet américain



Mais, pourquoi? really, do you know why it's called that? 'Cause most Americans I know- myself included- are generally not huge fans of raw meat, and that looks vomitrocious.

axolotl farmer posted:

Sea urchins are pretty much empty inside. The only fleshy part are the gonads.



One of my ESL students went to Japan over winter break and wrote an essay about his trip to Tsukiji. He mentioned sea urchins specifically. I quote: "At first, I think looks like poo poo. But taste is sweet ocean."

Pomp posted:

Okay you've convinced me i'll buy some natto

Let me know what you think. I have only met one other non-Japanese person who actually liked/didn't mind it.

Wanamingo posted:

I don't get why people like matč, to me it tastes like somebody wrung out a wet dog into a cup of dirt.

I think it tastes like grassy, strong green tea, but I drink it mostly because it doesn't give me stomach cramps when I poop, unlike coffee :smith:

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

bringmyfishback posted:

Mais, pourquoi? really, do you know why it's called that? 'Cause most Americans I know- myself included- are generally not huge fans of raw meat, and that looks vomitrocious.

Also bonus worms! :nms: http://fray.com/drugs/worm/ :nms:

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

bringmyfishback posted:

Mais, pourquoi? really, do you know why it's called that? 'Cause most Americans I know- myself included- are generally not huge fans of raw meat, and that looks vomitrocious.
Wikipedia says no particular reason. It's a variant of the Steack Tartare (inspired by Mongol traditions) where you add mayonnaise, that's popular in Belgium, and it was named as it by the chef who came up with the recipe.
Steak Tartare should look like this :

You mix the egg, minced onions, capers and other things with the meat and dig in with your fork.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lol

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zanael posted:

Wikipedia says no particular reason. It's a variant of the Steack Tartare (inspired by Mongol traditions) where you add mayonnaise, that's popular in Belgium, and it was named as it by the chef who came up with the recipe.
Steak Tartare should look like this :

You mix the egg, minced onions, capers and other things with the meat and dig in with your fork.

Let me dispel once and for all the rumor that this dish is based on any actual Mongolian dish. Steak Tartar, like tartar sauce, was a marketing ploy made up by the early 20th century French chef who invented the dish to make it seem exotic. Tartar means Mongol, as both names refer to two of the original five tribes united by the ghengis khan. The idea that they squash meat under their saddles is bullshit, Mongols rode bareback. Filet americain is likewise not named after the country, but a hotel, where the dish was first served.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

bringmyfishback posted:

Mais, pourquoi? really, do you know why it's called that? 'Cause most Americans I know- myself included- are generally not huge fans of raw meat, and that looks vomitrocious.

there's a legend about cowboys or tatars putting steaks under their saddle to tenderize the meat but the truth is no one knows.

It's like this sauce américaine ; no one knows why it's called like that

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

Filet americain is likewise not named after the country, but a hotel, where the dish was first served.

It was invented in 1926 in the restaurant “Canterbury” by Joseph Niels and he supposedly never told anyone why he named the dish that way. I vaguely remember something about "it's a big portion of meat so it was called 'American' to refer to that fact" which is probably BS too

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Incorrect, it was first served at the the American Hotel in Amsterdam whose bar was called Bar Americain, in 1895.

Niels probably named it that way for no reason because he stole the idea.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

Incorrect, it was first served at the the American Hotel in Amsterdam whose bar was called Bar Americain, in 1895.

Niels probably named it that way for no reason because he stole the idea.

That was the "steack ā l'Americaine" wich later became "steak tartare". So just seasoned raw meat which looks good:



The terrible modern version with mayo is Belgian as it's a well known fact that Belgians put mayo in everything. Also it looks like barfed cat food or a blended Krang


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:spergin:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

'Blended krang'

:golfclap::master::golfclap:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Here's the Swedish version: råbiff (raw steak)



Fresly ground (or finely chopped) beef, capers, pickled beets, onions and sharp mustard. Served with a raw egg yolk and lots of salt and pepper.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Thanks, steak researchers!

That sauce americaine looks narsty.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That was the "steack ā l'Americaine" wich later became "steak tartare". So just seasoned raw meat which looks good:



The terrible modern version with mayo is Belgian as it's a well known fact that Belgians put mayo in everything. Also it looks like barfed cat food or a blended Krang


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:spergin:

I'm generally ok with the mayo compulsion of the Belgians. My biggest bone to pick with them is the Bicky Burger.



It looks like an average burger. But it's ground pork, beef and horse meat. Then deep-fried. I would have been fine if this was advertised, but it isn't. the texture was what made me not finish. It was like meat paste.

That is my Belgian food story. Otherwise Belgium is full of the fattest best beer* and food.

*I love sour beer, even after someone told me it was made by just leaving a vat of beer open and letting random yeast fall in.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
sours are so good

re:natto - is there any discernible difference between Japanese mustard and the yellow mustard i can buy in any store?

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP



Kibbeh nayeh. Very finely minced Raw lamb with spices and bulgur.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Pomp posted:

sours are so good

re:natto - is there any discernible difference between Japanese mustard and the yellow mustard i can buy in any store?

Japanese hot mustard is not sweet and very sharp. It's more similar to Euro mustards like British mustard that's just made from ground mustard seeds and water or vinegar.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
I make tartare on the regular and it's amazing, especially if you make it with anchovy filets. Plus I can only eat about half as much raw beef as cooked beef, so it's a great way to sate a red meat craving without eating much red meat.

It's perfectly safe if you get beef from a source that you know is processed in a sanitary manner, and then chop it by hand instead of with a grinder to further reduce risk of contamination.


Rigged Death Trap posted:



Kibbeh nayeh. Very finely minced Raw lamb with spices and bulgur.

Would so very hard.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Eponine posted:

It looks like an average burger. But it's ground pork, beef and horse meat. Then deep-fried. I would have been fine if this was advertised, but it isn't. the texture was what made me not finish. It was like meat paste.

OK I think your story deserves to serve as a warning for other non Belgians who wants to try our fast food:

Almost every single meat product served in frietkots/friteries is deep fried industrial meatpaste, made from the various animal parts too gross to be sold as is (pork anuses, bone scrapings, tumors) and even dogs don't want to eat them. They are all made in the same plants by the same companies and the only things varying are the shape and seasoning.

Here is a visit of one of these plants making the famous fricandelles:

http://www.dangersalimentaires.com/2011/03/composition-et-fabrication-des-fricadelles/



Here's the unveiled composition of this "meat product" :

40% chicken meat wastes
25% pork meat wastes
flour
pork fat
2% horse meat wastes
onions



e: let's not kid ourselves, industrial chicken nuggets are basically the same thing

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

OK I think your story deserves to serve as a warning for other non Belgians who wants to try our fast food:

Almost every single meat product served in frietkots/friteries is deep fried industrial meatpaste, made from the various animal parts too gross to be sold as is (pork anuses, bone scrapings, tumors) and even dogs don't want to eat them. They are all made in the same plants by the same companies and the only things varying are the shape and seasoning.

Here is a visit of one of these plants making the famous fricandelles:

http://www.dangersalimentaires.com/2011/03/composition-et-fabrication-des-fricadelles/



Here's the unveiled composition of this "meat product" :

40% chicken meat wastes
25% pork meat wastes
flour
pork fat
2% horse meat wastes
onions



e: let's not kid ourselves, industrial chicken nuggets are basically the same thing

Do they taste alright? Cos grinding up fat and offal into economy meat products doesn't seem like a huge deal, better than wasting the unglamorous parts of the animals.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Puntification posted:

Do they taste alright?

As drunk food they are OK. They pretty much taste like seasoned fried meat. It's just the texture and aftertaste which aren't really great.


Like we say here "everyone knows what's in them, we just don't talk about it". They are still very popular because they're extremely cheap and also because everyone has some childhood memories about eating delicious junk food at the friterie.

I understand Eponine's confusion not knowing that burgers sold in friteries are in fact not real hamburgers.




e: 1,28€/kg

I don't think I know of a cheaper meat product

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Almost every single meat product served in frietkots/friteries is deep fried industrial meatpaste, made from the various animal parts too gross to be sold as is (pork anuses, bone scrapings, tumors) and even dogs don't want to eat them. They are all made in the same plants by the same companies and the only things varying are the shape and seasoning.
Good job buying into and attempting to propagate a bunch of urban legends, I guess.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Flipperwaldt posted:

Good job buying into and attempting to propagate a bunch of urban legends, I guess.

Of course it's not anus and tumors but yeah it's pretty much chicken/pork/horse skin and carcasses. They are not even hiding this. Almost all industrial meats in friterie have this composition.

Don't believe me? Here is a basic "hamburger" sold in Belgium and it says right there it's made from "pre-cooked chicken meat".

http://fr.aldi.be/aldi_hamburgers_12_pcs_834_444_748_23194.html


more from a famous brand sold in friteries. All these three different products have almost the same composition: 50% chicken carcasses; 15% pork carcasses; pork fat; flour; seasoning

http://www.mora.be/snack/hamburgers/
http://www.mora.be/snack/frikandel/
http://www.mora.be/snack/carrero/

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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
I am regularly confused as to why using all of the meat off of an animal is considered bad. Should processors just waste millions of pounds of meat because it's from a part of the animal that's considered icky? I say bring on the lips and assholes, they're still protein and mostly taste great, they just don't have a very appetizing look or texture until they're ground up. Whenever I see someone share Jamie Oliver's whiny fear mongering "pink slime" videos on Facebook it makes me want to fly to England and punch him in his stupid accent.

Then again, I guess pink meat slurry is pretty much the definition of anti-food porn.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

I am regularly confused as to why using all of the meat off of an animal is considered bad.

It's not, hence why it remains super popular despite everyone knowing how it's made. It's just anti-food porn

Personally I don't find it gross or anything; I even eat pork feet and brains, so...

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Rigged Death Trap posted:



Kibbeh nayeh. Very finely minced Raw lamb with spices and bulgur.

I had something like that at an Ethiopian restaurant that used to be here, served family style with like lentil paste and that spongy flatbread you're suposed to use as a utensil. It's about as delicious as it looks. Raw meat is pretty tasty when it's fresh and well-accessorized.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Don't believe me?
I know what the stuff is made off, I took issue with the scaremongering tone, coupled with a link to a site that seems to buy into that in apparent earnest.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

axolotl farmer posted:

Japanese hot mustard is not sweet and very sharp. It's more similar to Euro mustards like British mustard that's just made from ground mustard seeds and water or vinegar.

Yeah, it's closer to wasabi than what most Americans would think of as mustard. (I have no idea where you're from.) You could try English mustard, but I'd say wasabi is closer.

Speaking of things people might consider AFP, karashi renkon:



Sorry if you have that thing about the things with holes. (Not really, because lotus root is delicious and you should eat it.) Lotus root stuffed with nose-clearing Japanese mustard. Why would anyone create such a thing? So it stays tasty when you hide it in the wall! https://myjapantripdotcom.wordpress.com/2015/12/20/eating-kumamoto-castle/comment-page-1/ poo poo's good.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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axolotl farmer posted:

Here's the Swedish version: råbiff (raw steak)



Fresly ground (or finely chopped) beef, capers, pickled beets, onions and sharp mustard. Served with a raw egg yolk and lots of salt and pepper.

Or add some heat and get this:

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sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
e; goddamnit ^

Zanael posted:

Steak Tartare should look like this :

You mix the egg, minced onions, capers and other things with the meat and dig in with your fork.


axolotl farmer posted:

Here's the Swedish version: råbiff (raw steak)



Fresly ground (or finely chopped) beef, capers, pickled beets, onions and sharp mustard. Served with a raw egg yolk and lots of salt and pepper.

All I can see with these two is someone having a burger described over a bad connection with the mixing and cooking parts lost.

(don't even come at me with ACTUALLY A BURGER PATTY SHOULD JUST BE *FART*)

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