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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Lotsa people born 9 months after february.

Yeah, it wasn't until I was about 20 I made the valentines day connection. Eww, gross.
Still, a hell of a lot of people I know born in Sept after a drunken NYE.



Don't ask. I, what...

It's glistening, and not in a good way.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Semisponge posted:

On my 30th birthday I bought and ate a whole bunch of Pop Tarts because I'd never in my life eaten Pop Tarts. I even made my own Pop Tarts before ever buying and consuming Kellogg's® Pop-Tarts®.

They are technically food.

edit: oh poo poo my birthday is next sunday, what sort of garbage should I shovel into my idiot face this time?

Go burg yourself. Hard.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
More AFP for the birthday people.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1993-03-16/lifestyle/9303130255_1_roseanne-diner-tom-arnold





AnonSpore posted:

Tony Bourdain writes....

What are his Christmas parties like?

Verily I Shat has a new favorite as of 12:32 on Nov 19, 2015

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Fo3 posted:

Yeah, it wasn't until I was about 20 I made the valentines day connection. Eww, gross.
Still, a hell of a lot of people I know born in Sept after a drunken NYE.



Don't ask. I, what...

It's glistening, and not in a good way.

Looks like pouding chômeur, a French-Canadian baked dessert with shitloads of sugar in it.

Everything after and including "with" is, strictly speaking, redundant.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


This article is a pro-click:

"And the prices are reasonable, provided you don't buy [...] a $5 Roseanne & Tom tape measure"

"...the so-called Cheezy Loose Meat sandwich, a sloppy, greasy concoction of crumbled and fried ground beef with seasoning and liquid cheese that's served on a white hamburger bun and all over a plate"

"''Around Iowa there are a lot of restaurants called Maid-Rite and that's what this (Loose Meat) is, a Maid-Rite,'' she said, wiping some of the goop from her mouth."

The place closed in 1995 after their divorce. :saddowns: You can still capture the flavor at home!



"It's wet because of the grease." :pseudo:

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 13:29 on Nov 19, 2015

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Quote is not edit.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

AARGH

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Yeah sloppy joes or loose meat sandwiches aren't a new thing. In fact after you make a mince meat stew like ragu/bolognese, leftovers are awesome in toasted sandwiches. I can't believe they started a real "loose meat" sandwich restaurant after that show.

Force de Fappe posted:

Looks like pouding chômeur, a French-Canadian baked dessert with shitloads of sugar in it.

Everything after and including "with" is, strictly speaking, redundant.

Yeah, I have a recipe for that, 1 cup white sugar, 2 cups brown sugar, but it sure doesn't look like that.

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Nov 19, 2015

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Force de Fappe posted:

Looks like pouding chômeur, a French-Canadian baked dessert with shitloads of sugar in it.

Everything after and including "with" is, strictly speaking, redundant.

You forgot to mention that pouding chômeur means unemployment pudding. Perfect for the thread.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I've made that last one out of spare taco meat when I was in high school, many times. Happy birthday weird garbage eater

:hf:

I still do, because it's fuckin' good :colbert:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Semisponge posted:

edit: oh poo poo my birthday is next sunday, what sort of garbage should I shovel into my idiot face this time?

Hollow out a bratwurst, stuff it with a Twix bar, then grill it :toot:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Happy almost B-day, Cash Bandit-raccoon!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Semisponge posted:

edit: oh poo poo my birthday is next sunday, what sort of garbage should I shovel into my idiot face this time?

PIDE, PIDE, PIDE


I heart bacon posted:

^^ Looks bad, Todd




We're going to celebrate cash crab day by watching college football and making a bacon explosion. Pics of bacon explosion to be posted on Cash Crab Day®

:toot:

Brawnfire posted:

Happy almost B-day, Cash Bandit-raccoon!



:toot::toot:

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

cash crab posted:

PIDE, PIDE, PIDE
Had some last week. that bread is really good with a very nice fruity extra virgin olive oil to dip in, and then some nice duqqa/dukkah nut and spice mix to coat.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av


Presented without comment

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Tortellini pizza? Definitely would, no questions asked.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Tortellini pizza? Definitely would, no questions asked.

Eh... the pasta'd need to be cooked appropriately before I'd consider that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hackbunny posted:



Presented without comment

tortellini's pizza rolls

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

hackbunny posted:



Presented without comment

Italian carb-o-rama.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Fo3 posted:

More AFP for the birthday people.


...Deconstructed mapo tofu?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNYz4F-xfRU

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see





A Christmas special from Aldi. They actually taste of very sweet lime and are quite nice.


hackbunny posted:



Presented without comment

Son of a bitch one-upped me



Basil pesto as the sauce, pasta topping

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Lotsa people born 9 months after february.

Sad but true. Mine's on the 29th.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Did somebody say birthday food?


Bonus no pizza rules: placenta pizza topping

quote:

Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp. fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp. paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

bit of a derail but check out fuckin roseanne barr. looks better now than on her tv show.


too bad she's going blind from a rare combination of eye problems

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:sigh: Would...

Probably with spaghetti instead of ramen.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


freelop posted:



A Christmas special from Aldi. They actually taste of very sweet lime and are quite nice.


:buddy: OH BOY

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
But you can't get drunk from them so why bother?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is this peanut butter, rotten sloppy joe mix, or rotten sloppy joel mix and peanut butter crapped out together?

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

EorayMel posted:

Is this peanut butter, rotten sloppy joe mix, or rotten sloppy joel mix and peanut butter crapped out together?


Looks like sombody microwaved or baked it until its insides came out and clumped up.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

EorayMel posted:

sloppy joel

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

New York state of loaf

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"We didn't start the oven"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

"We didn't start the oven"

"Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Eggroll"

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

"We didn't start the oven"

:golfclap:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I had recently picked up the shelf-stable version. Here's what it looks like fresh out of the microwave:



It looks better once stirred, and tastes dandy (though less salty than the sodium content would have you believe). I haven't had actual Skyline Chili yet, though, so I can't really compare the two.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
That looks like the world saddest fideo soup. Did you add 5 cups of cheese like the box suggests?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Tony Bologna posted:

That looks like the world saddest fideo soup. Did you add 5 cups of cheese like the box suggests?
I did not. Maybe that's the trick!

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


That looks less like Cincinnati style and more like Cleveland style. Not enough bullet holes to be Chicago style though.

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


That's the bedpan of a very sick patient.

Gagging sound

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