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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Pick posted:

Why... why would an ant taste like formic acid... such mysteries....

Qui est iocus

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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Rhymenoserous posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

She can't understand why she's so fat, she eats so much salad.

EDIT: Watching her make this macaroni salad legitimately made me sick.

It's been years since I watched this and, I have to say, I'm impressed that she got 100% of the sliced veg into the bowl from the cutting board without getting any on the stovetop. (Probably having wide-area pudgy meat flippers for hands helps)


Oh and the breathing. I forgot the sound of that breathing, but I doubt I'll ever forget it again.

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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Jesus Christ you pizza goons, just calmthefuckdown.


My only contribution to pizzachat is that Chicago Deep Dish, while glorious, is not pizza. Chicago thin crust, however, is highly underrated and some of the best pizza I've ever had.
:goonsay:

The Anti-Food portion of this post:


Probably qualifies as pizza, probably does not qualify as food.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Efexeye posted:

Little Caesar's square pizza is baked in a high-sided pan. They just put pieces of bacon between the pan and the dough before they bake it; it's really not the huge culinary abomination you think it is

I've eaten Little Caesars. I'm pretty sure most of their ingredients are classed as "[food] product" rather than actual food.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

PIZZA HITLERS







ALL OF YOU




SHUT UP

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Trent posted:

Thanks for the cool food post.
Fine then.
http://imgur.com/P6slgTc

Ortolan, motherfuckers.

E: also, admittedly, there has been almost as much horrifying food as derail. It's me, I'm the Pizza Hitler.

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Dec 30, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

I just wish corn was cheap in Canada. Paying premium for corn tortillas sucks, because flour tortillas are so bad in comparison. I've decided to just try and make my own now because there is nothing like a fresh corn tortilla!

Oof, I'm so sorry! My northern (:911:) city has nearly as many Mexicans as LA county, and there's a whole tortilla factory district here. Riding your bike past it at night is loving heavenly.


Also suck my American corn subsidies! I just bought 5 ears of the sweetest, best corn in the world for 85 cents.

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Dec 30, 2008

Minarch posted:

I think Alaska is considered an honorary midwest state, but this is still a topic of some debate.


It's mostly the accent.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Tiggum posted:

The correct way to cook hotdogs is to stick them in boiling water until you think they're probably hot enough, and preferably get them out before they split. They're garbage food, they don't deserve anything more.

Wrong, my friend. Behold the Char Dog. A variation on the Chicago Dog, with the all-beef wiener blackened and split on a too-hot grill. The carbon and smoke play against the overload of traditional toppings for a surprisingly subtle effect.

The Chicago Dog is worth a whole post on it's own. I'm seriously considering a PYF Hot Dog thread, if only to assert the superiority of the only hot dog that is cool and good.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

AnonSpore posted:

Somehow even sadder than a doobie dog

Hopefully less bigoted than a doob dawg.








(Who am I kidding, those dogs are clearly anti-homosexual)








(probably just anti-humanswithany modicumoftaste)






E. Also well loving done cash crab! A Good Post.

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Dec 30, 2008

Dienes posted:

In a similar vein


Not unlike Coca Cola Ham! A favorite book of mine (Red Sky at Morning) describes it as "a terrible thing to do to perfectly good Coca Cola and a perfectly good ham."

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/cola-basted-ham-recipe.html

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Plinkey posted:

You're no fun.

Grape Soda is definitely more fun and palatable than Carbonated Milk.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Drythe posted:

goddamn breakfast hitlers now

the world of food is just hitlers on plates

:eyepop:

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Ubermenschylvania

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

gentle pete posted:

Holy poo poo. Further on in that thread:

[Malnutrition]

That kid is going to die.

[Organ failure]

edit: what the gently caress is wrong with these people
We call the cops sometimes, right?

Will somebody please call the cops?

E: oh my god maybe just an ambulance.

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Dec 30, 2008


I would replace ramen noodles with "cash crab ate it."

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

PCOS Bill posted:

There are very few objects that CAN'T harm a small bird

Personally, I wouldn't cook with anything that DIDN'T harm a small bird.


Source: I test all my new cookware by bludgeoning a small bird to death

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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Gamma Nerd posted:

sometimes i whisper "loose corn" to myself in the shower and begin to laugh uncontrollably

I do the exact same thing, but with "none pizza, left beef"

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