THE PENETRATOR posted:you're a child if you don't eat my period blood cupcakes While I am morally opposed to eating a woman's moonblood, I roll a little bit of my STD-free semen into these free-trade brownies I make. They look great, smell great, and taste great.
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Crow Jane posted:
Distinctly vaginal. All of the best foods are distinctly vaginal.
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Apr 11, 2015 22:30
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Old mate Abbott ate a raw onion like an apple, and if that's not a good argument against them, I don't know what is. My workplace got into a real betting frenzy a while back, and we were placing bets on everything. Some people bet that one of our coworkers wouldn't notice that their apple had been replaced with an onion (mid-snack). The old man bit into it and it didn't even phase him.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:37
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I have never ever seen "regular" Doritos. It's always been some brightly-colored variant of Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:47
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bathroomrage posted:I knew unflavored Doritos exist but jesus christ how loving pedantic are you that you had to waste all of that page space with your stupid corn chip nitpick? That's what Tiggum does. That's literally all Tiggium is. Tiggum is the living embodiment of every single "What's the big deal? I'd eat that" response in every single anti-food porn thread on every single forum on the entire internet. Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Apr 13, 2015 09:03
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Mouse Dresser posted:At my local huge chain grocery store (Safeway), I can 5 year aged cheddar for $6 a pound. It's not even sold in the ~*~fancy~*~ cheese section, it's kept with the regular sliced and string cheeses. In the pricey nice cheese section, there's a 10 year aged cheddar for about $10, as well as several other types of nice cheese. These are in virtually every large chain supermarket. Alternatively, you can just buy juvenile cheese in bulk and then age it yourself. Fill a wine barrel full of whatever loving cheese you please, pack the gaps with cheese cloth, seal it up, and bury it in the backyard. I've got a whole private production line running. Looks like a loving graveyard. QUICK EDIT: Lost about thirty pounds of French Pecorino this way, though. Buried it in a burlap sack/trash bag combo a few years ago and ended up forgetting where I put it. In fifty or sixty years from now, archaeologists are going to excavate my backyard and stumble upon the best goddamn cheese tastebuds have ever savored. Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 01:22 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 24, 2015 01:20
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:How do you know if someone is a vegan? Vegans are almost universally sickly, waifish individuals presently succumbing to (or slowly recovering from) the presence of trace amounts of meat or meat broth from something they recently ate. If it's not that a foodstuff included chicken stock, it's a pan that also cooked a steak at some point, or a kitchen that hosted the aroma of a pig that has caused him or her to become violently ill. Immunocompromised, they will constantly waver between talking about inflicting some awful vegan-approved recipe on others, and looking like they might die if they don't eat something besides dirt or a tuber soon. 
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May 25, 2015 09:25
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A fruit cake is when you: Take a box of ordinary yellow cake mix. Stir in packaged raisins, maraschino cherries, prunes, and whatever peanuts or whole sunflower seeds you have on hand. Bake until very lightly burned. Cover entire cake in sugar-glaze. Leave uncovered for several days, allowing it to become slightly stale before serving. It goes without saying that they are simply wonderful treats, and are especially tasty when enjoyed in sugar-free societies that pride themselves on eating things like unseasoned tripe and potted meat. Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Jun 3, 2015 |
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Jun 3, 2015 08:45
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I like to eat raw lemons. Have I got a cake for you, then. Fruit cake.
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Jun 4, 2015 05:23
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Lemons own, fruit cake owns. If you like both of those things, have I got a cake for you. Dump a pile of mulched fruit cake on the floor and eat the fruit cake off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo.
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Jun 4, 2015 05:28
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:It's funny when Americans get Cadbury chocolate and act like it's "the fancy stuff" because it doesn't taste like drywall and paste. I have to literally slap away hands when I peel open a fresh box of Russell Stover chocolates.
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