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The crap cheese food products like Velveeta and Kraft are called "cheese food product" because they're partially milk and real cheese but also vegetable oil, sugars, and other crap to make a little cheese go a long way and be cheap for consumers, stuff that real good cheese doesn't have in it because it's not from Satan. If it was only mixed cheeses in there, it would still just be called cheese, like colby-jack is cheese and not "cheese food product."  Canned hot dogs and peppers. I don't know why, there are so many other better meats to can with peppers and sauce. Eh, I'd still eat it.
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Apparently they preserve really well. I think people are using canned hot dogs more for survivalism than taste...I feel like the texture is off and the canner said she wouldn't want to eat these every day. While I love a canned Vienna sausage and wouldn't ever want to diacourage anyone from canning because it's awesome, have some more odd canned hot dogs.   
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May 30, 2015 21:33
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:1: those aren't cans It's still called canning even when you use jars. Maybe ugly food needs to be in opaque containers.
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May 30, 2015 22:52
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I think I'd kill a man for that breadcheese. Anyhoo, more pickled and canned hot dogs!   https://ljolso63.wordpress.com/2014/07/16/easy-pickled-hot-dogs/
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Jun 1, 2015 06:26
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That looks delicious.
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Aug 6, 2015 04:14
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Worse than recently-live goldfish, those look like prepackaged bait fish. If my man left me because I wasn't cooking him whole, live fish of whatever kind I could find, I would be relieved I was no longer dating a bear. cash crab posted:What about TRASH bears Much cuter. Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:15 on Aug 10, 2015 |
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Aug 8, 2015 00:39
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My vote is for oatmeal and either fried garlic bread or burnt fried plantain slices.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:25
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Oh hey I love hoverlettuce E: https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=yWDvi1fdmGA Scathach has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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Aug 13, 2015 21:42
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When cash crab and whoever get married I humbly request to minister the unholy thing. I will bring something unidentified and fried for the pot luck.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:45
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Yay more cake... oh, vegan cake.   It looks sad and dense.
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Aug 16, 2015 22:52
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Aug 16, 2015 23:27
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cash crab posted:
Me too Don't worry, I'm sure these have meat in 'em!  There are kabob sticks in there and what the hell sauce is supposed to top pickles?  
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Aug 17, 2015 05:47
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I thought that was a delicious meatloaf
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I would eat the hell out of that cheeseball-olive porcupine. And the raw porcupine. And really everything on that table. So that pool cake-- why is the jelly topping thing green instead of blue? I'm guessing they used mint jelly but blue jelly frosting water would go a long way to make that look edible. Scathach has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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Aug 18, 2015 00:00
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Green makes me think of a neglected, algae-filled pool. No one wants a neglected, algae-filled cake. And there are plenty of blue animals I'm sure taste delicious. Scathach has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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Aug 18, 2015 01:11
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EXAKT Science posted:These are most definitely not blue. Oh, picky. Here are some more-blue blue potatoes.  And some araucana eggs: 
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Aug 18, 2015 01:13
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I miss having chickens and oddly-colored eggs. Hey more blue food! Swedish bilberries, indigo milk cap, and lingcod which definitely fits the thread. Lingcod looks like a spooky "would."    E: Back to terrifying food!  
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Aug 18, 2015 01:28
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PCOS Bill posted:Blech. Aw. You... you at least like sushi, right? 
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Aug 18, 2015 01:53
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PCOS Bill posted:Only the kind without raw fish in it Acceptable. Crap, now I want a fried cali roll. Alaois posted:there is exactly one good post on this page so far Oh YEAH? 
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Aug 18, 2015 04:21
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cash crab posted:Aww! How did you know I won't eat goat?  (Did we use this pic yet?) I tried these today and they taste like goat meat. And goats taste like goats smell: goat piss. I am not impressed. The only way to eat goat is covered in spices so as to not taste it. 
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Aug 18, 2015 07:03
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Yeah balut sounds chewy. I don't deal with fatty-chewy textures. Ugh. These are bars made from cricket flour. 
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Aug 18, 2015 23:06
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I'd try the bug stuff locally if I had the chance or if it wasn't $30 for six bars online.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:19
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Railing Kill posted:I want to try horse meat. My wife is an equestrian. I live in constant persecution for my beliefs. That always strikes me as weird. Not like it's gonna be her actual horse. Having owned a horse does not make them look less delicious.
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Aug 19, 2015 23:43
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Railing Kill posted:I'm not a pet person of any kind, but I understand why people don't like eating a type of animal they have domesticated. I, on the other hand, don't ride horses and I am a foodie who likes eating meat. Sooooo... Having owned horses I can tell you they're bigger jackasses than cows. Eating a few of them isn't a bad idea. Cows make better riding anyway and a trained one is less likely to throw your rear end because it thought a stick was a snake. 
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Aug 20, 2015 03:35
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Nail polish has a way of melting the hell out of crap plastic. Whoops, new page.  He's a cake! Really don't like eating food that has taxidermy teeth on it. Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Aug 20, 2015 |
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Aug 20, 2015 20:23
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Feta cheese, weird yogurt, and cinnamon?
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Aug 21, 2015 04:29
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stereobreadsticks posted:It's not the snake meat that bothers me on that ingredients list, it's the "etc." I'm concerned about the candy assuring us it's good.
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Aug 21, 2015 05:23
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Chinaman7000 posted:Once upon a time I'd have assumed nobody could be this stupid about cooking but now I just think about Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb trying to cook egg shells because he thought that's how you made egg whites. So thanks for lowering the bar, video game reviewers. Wasn't that Masakois?
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Aug 23, 2015 00:18
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ddiddles posted:Thats just how cash crab sleeps. Dude, it's summer. You don't sleep curled up in a warm pan with cuddly veggies when it's hot out. 
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Aug 25, 2015 08:02
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If I married a gal in the #wifematerial tag, her one job as a housewife would be to never loving cook. Anyway I'm cleaning out my mom's 1940's attic and I've already found some terrifying cookbooks in a "decorating your home" pile of reading. I'll scan some for you guys when I get the chance.
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Sep 2, 2015 22:53
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:It's a three-tined fork, you can see the ranch on the fork tines IT'S A FORK.   Also, whoever posted kangaroo and gator but wasn't able to get it, try it when you get the chance. Both are delicious.
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Sep 3, 2015 04:33
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^^^All one-year-olds love monkey Satan!  
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Sep 3, 2015 05:24
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Poor broken lizard brain 
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Sep 3, 2015 05:46
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  loving Michigan.
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cash crab posted:This is my Shame Meat; I used to get french loafs with this, sub sauce, spinach and potato chips. Mine:  Totally agree that powdered milk is not meant for drinking. Ugh. Bad childhood memory right there.
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Bina posted:Breakfast Cake sounds really good. Use waffles as the insides, and strawberry compote. Coat the outside with cool whip, and freeze it like an icebox cake. Add more Strawberry compote on the top, and serve. Sounded great until you added Cool Whip. Anything but real whipped cream is a sin. Speaking of cake, even though I know what this really is I wouldn't be able to eat it. Stupid brain.   Eta that Cugino's dry soup mix is also bullshit. So gross. Scathach has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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^^^Both are cakes. I also found this monster. Piss and poo poo are unappetizing even when made out of sugar. 
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Samizdata posted:I have been kmown to eat chocolate malt Ovaltine dry. One of the tastiest things is a bowl of really good vanilla ice cream topped with dry chocolate/malt mix. I remember going to the food banks with my mom as a kid, and one place piled a little food on top of a giant, industrial jar of mustard to make it look like they were giving us a full food box. Not that I'm ungreatful for the food we were given, but what were two people going to do with a few cans of veggies and three gallons of mustard? Sad, sad food days. Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:20 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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Kakairo posted:I only eat grammatically correct toilet cakes. Well yeah-- more letters, more sugar 
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Hot sauce is always appreciated. So out new tiny house is a trailer from 1978. Besides a few small things we've fixed, it's all original, including the microwave.  I'm gonna to try following some of these recipes, hopefully they'll turn out as bad as they sound. E: well really some of them sound great, but this is a microwave. Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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