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Hasters posted:It's not every restaurant, but I'm sure that somewhere like Olive Garden isn't exactly auditing their suppliers that closely. I imagine somewhere like Olive Garden would be scrupulous about sourcing their supplies because if it came out that their calamari was actually reclaimed pork parts it would cause a storm of outrage and bad PR that would take years to overcome. The local greasy spoon or fish n chip shop on the other hand, would be much more likely to buy a box of 'kalamari style food rings' if the price was right because even if their customers found out who cares?
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Chard posted:Extra silly because the best is so obvious to everyone with half a brain The only thing it's missing is mushrooms and prawns then it would be the best pizza.
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This is absolutely something I would have done when I was a stoner in college.
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kinmik posted:That crust is the most photoshopped thing I've seen since Lorde's face. There's no way the real thing isn't some soggy pathetic pass at edible goods. Iirc it's a render of a proposed pizza hut product that never actually saw the light of day
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Possibly Chicken posted:Australians get mad if everything doesn't taste bland and or bitter as gently caress so it's okay! Australia: home of the 'extra mild' salsa 
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AnonSpore posted:Looks like Japanese cream soup on top of rice with a hamburg steak? gently caress, I'm pretty sure I had that several times in my high school years. I don't think that rice has been cooked yet  Also the bread loaf filled with pasta looks like a fancy Italian version of South African bunny chow, which is curry in a hollowed out half loaf of bread.
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cash crab posted:
I definitely would if they were higher quality than frozen burger patties and American cheese. If you're going to make horrifying junk food at least have the self respect to use good quality ingredients.
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Oxxidation posted:Again, it has a grilled cheese sandwich for a bun. Would it be better or worse if it was just a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and sliced hot dog on it rather than a 'hotdog with a grilled cheese for the bun'?
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Subway now has pineapple to put on their subs. It's bad enough on 'zza. Subway in  has always had pineapple (but I think they charge extra for it now?). A veggie sub with pineapples and jalapenos was always my go-to when I went to Subway.
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Grape Soda posted:
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Titus Sardonicus posted:i'm gonna have some leftover taco meat on a folded slice of bread Don't worry, you're only one more slice of bread away from a loose meat sandwich so you're basically eating real food.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I've only read the first 3 pages of that thread, does it stay with people making fun of lifehacks or did it end up with everyone posting actual lifehacks It stays pretty firmly on the mocking side of things. It's a good thread.
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Moacher posted:Link, please? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649353&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:It's gelato topped with candied popcorn/nuts and what I think is a toasted marshmallow, then wrapped in a shitload of fairy floss. You know when you go to the carnival or state fair once a year it's okay to have one of these monstrosities and some deep fried butter to go with it. As long as you're not eating this sort of stuff every day I really don't see what the big deal is. It's food as novelty and ironic excess, it's not meant to be a thing you eat more than once. Content: 
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EZipperelli posted:What, exactly, is in those little pies? And why is this monstrosity of gluttony not available in 'Murcia, the land of overeating? The pies are filled with 'beef' mince and gravy.
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FlyinPingu posted:still mad that something called "tomato sauce squeezies" exists. Nobody actually calls them that. They're just sauce packets.
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cash crab posted:Also, is this not the most Midwest poo poo you've ever seen You just gave me a great idea for how I can improve the mac and cheese I'm making for dinner 
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Humphrey Vasel posted:Irish carb bombs
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The best anti food porn photos are the ones where you can see the steam rising off the food 
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Scathach posted:Nail polish has a way of melting the hell out of crap plastic. That's a sculpture made by Scott Hove - http://mshove.com/ All his work is beautiful and amazing.
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Those Sponch! things look kind of like every Australian's childhood favourite: the iced vovo
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Arivia posted:I remember that the strongest about the double down. It was boring and pretty tasteless and just a pile of meat but gently caress was it annoying to actually eat. KFC in Australia has only briefly sold the double down a couple of times since first releasing it but each time I've had one and it's been pretty much the best fast food ever. Maybe I'm the real raccoon in this thread because I don't understand all the hate people have towards the double down.
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Gridlocked posted:KFC in Australia will always consistently over cook or under cook your chicken. I've never had badly cooked chicken from a KFC  And I've got to get groceries on the way home from work today so if I see any awful food atrocities I will buy one and post a trip report
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Okay goons, I was at the supermarket and found some local Australian garbage food for you all to enjoy: KFC Zinger-flavoured chips! These are actually pretty tasty. They have a hint of chilli powder and a decent crunch and are a decent facsimile of eating the crunchy bits of batter off a zinger burger. 10/10 would buy and eat a whole bag while stoned again.  Hot Diggity Dog! Hot dog flavoured chips.  These were pretty disappointing because they taste exactly like a hot dog with ketchup and mustard but are also cloyingly sweet for some reason? And it turns out no one wants to eat a whole bag of hot dog-flavoured chips. 2/10 would buy to take to a party as a novelty flavour. And some bonus content:  #wifelife  edit - there were also cheeseburger flavoured Pringles at the supermarket which I've had before and they taste amazing with a strong pickle flavour and a slight cheesiness but I didn't buy them today because I know I would eat the whole drat can if I did. double edit - mods, please change my name to Pepperoni Dogfart
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This is a person who saw a Masoakis video and thought, 'pfft, amateur'.             e - If you want to look at photos of terrible food while reading completely misplaced vitriol please check out my favourite blog, CookSuck
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Haverchuck posted:
Yeah but how loving crazy and frothing at the mouth he is about lower-middle class suburban Australia is hilarious to me.
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Wanamingo posted:The cabbage soup I made for dinner last night probably counts as anti-food porn. The stuff tasted fine, but it just looked so grey and lifeless. I make a lot of boring looking food (rice and beans, curries, stews) and garnishing your food with some chopped spring onion / scallions and a sprinkle of sesame seeds / poppy seeds / furikake is a super easy way to make it look less terrible.
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Tiggum posted:Falafel is dry, inedible garbage. When I say this people inevitably tell me I must not have had good falafel, because "it shouldn't be dry", but I've eaten the same falafel they claim is good and it is always dry. I need a glass of water to choke it down. Freshly cooked felafel is awesome but prepackaged stuff or felafel that's been cooked and left out for ages is basically inedible. Also, that's a drat good looking pizza. Definitely would.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:I swore off non-stick when I learned that at high temperatures the fumes from it can kill small birds. You know that Teflon coating doesn't start to degrade until it is heated to over 500° Fahrenheit and only creates fumes noxious enough to affect humans at temperatures over 650° Fahrenheit? It's pretty easy to cook with non stick pans without killing yourself or your pets.
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Simply Simon posted:What more do you want? Vegetables 
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PYF Subway sandwich experience When I was in high school I would always get a veggie sub because it was significantly cheaper than anything else on the menu. Well, that's my Subway story, thanks for listening.
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RareAcumen posted:I only know that I like it in here because it's funny. There's a 'cooking cock-ups' thread which is pretty great and the chat thread, the 'what I cooked last night' and 'help I'm poor' threads are good. Basically, read GWS and don't feel intimidated about posting there.
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RareAcumen posted:edit: speaking of food, imgur compiled a bunch of hacks That's actually a photoshoot from Vice Magazine edit: apparently these are #rawtacos 
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Dodecalypse posted:those look good dude. are you one of those goons who eats only red meat and cheese or something? I actually don't eat red meat or cheese but those are not tacos, they're salads
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Dodecalypse posted:there are no taco rules But all your examples have a shell made of wheat or corn flour which leads me to believe that there is one taco rule: the shell must be some type of dough or flatbread, not a goddamned lettuce leaf.
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Picnic Princess posted:I got called out as picky because I think raw onions tastes how body odor smells. The worst smell in the world is sliced red onion that's been sitting out for too long 
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I'm phone-posting and that looks like loose corn and mouse turds. Can anyone confirm / deny? Also rabbit tastes good but it's a pain to prep for the amount of meat you get. The easiest thing to do is make a stew or casserole if you want to try it out.
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