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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The entire point of a good meat pie is that the pastry isn't supposed to be soggy!





That's Huhu Grubs with a salad garnish.

They taste like peanut butter and live in tree bark. They're also large and tend to "explode" their innards into your throat when you bite into them.

It could be the best tasting food in the entire world and this would still keep me from eating it. I have a major disgust associated with savory foods that 'pop', like tobico.

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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That potato scallop reminds me a lot of fry bread, usually considered an aboriginal Canadian/american thing but it really is basically an adapted, fried scone since that's what bannock was likely adapted from. Super delicious when fresh and hot but if it gets any less than piping hot it's just a brick of grease. One place in my town makes bannock burgers with this weird red sauce and burger patties that are not unlike dog food in texture but the whole concoction is still good until you have a heart attack midway through.

E: interesting, I just read (on Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt) that it was invented in the States after the government provided aboriginal people with sugar, salt, lard and flour but it's pretty commonly accepted here that it was used widely by Metis/Aboriginal/European fur traders since the ingredients were easy to pack together, it stayed good for a decent amount of time and was really calorie dense. Again, since the recipes are really similar to scones, anything I've ever been taught is that the recipe was essentially introduced by Scottish settlers.

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Distinctly vaginal.

All of the best foods are distinctly vaginal.

Fun fact, 'yonic' is the term for when something resembles a vagina, much like phallic things resembling a penis.

First thing I thought was how pretty the colour palate there is, then vagina.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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RE: canned meat. I loved Klik sandwiches on white bread with iceberg lettuce and mustard. I still love all of that except the Klik. My coworker recently brought egg salad, tuna salad and canned ham salad to a work potluck. I tried the egg salad sandwich and there was so much mayo it was runny and i threw it out.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Efexeye posted:

All of those things with just a little to some mayo are pretty good, as are chicken salad, tuna salad, etc. You gotta have a light hand with the mayo, and don't put extra on the bread. If you can't enjoy a shrimp salad sandwich I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but too much of a condiment ain't one

Mayo based sandwiches with extra butter on the bread are the bane of my existence. Butter on sandwiches in general, actually. I've always hated the texture it lends.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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That's perfect. As if almond milk is at all offensive tasting. The addition of Mountain Dew as a chaser is beautiful.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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pookel posted:

Sandwiches don't need butter, but burgers on buttered, toasted buns are delicious.

Content:



Yes, that is a burger on a donut with cheese (sorry, "cheez") on top.

One more:



Spaghetti-O and Vienna sausage aspic.

That second picture looks like something out of Lovecraft

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Mexican in Canada here.

I was lucky to find tomatillos here and each time I went to buy them, the cashiers were like "Uh what are these?"

Where are you? I've seen them at Superstore

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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reformed bad troll posted:

That looks like haloumi cheese. Haloumi cheese is amazing.

I've never tried haloumi but it sounds sooo good. Finally saw a very small piece of it at a local deli for $9. Maybe I'll buy one one day.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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RE: salt and fruit. We love gazpacho in the summer with watermelon, basil, cucumber, mint and some salt and pepper. It's amazing! If you have a food processor, I really recommend it because it really goes perfectly with barbeque and is a fantastic side dish on a hot day.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Chard posted:

:justpost: an approximate cuc:melon ratio, tia

Half an English cucumber (peeled, de seeded), half a small watermelon. If you want a kick, you can even add a deseeded jalapeņo. Pop it all into a food processor with some mint and/or basil, basically to your own liking, then chill and enjoy.
Dickey Butts, we eat a pretty regular sized bowl with our meal and it's actually quite filling. My recommended food to eat it with is a pulled pork sandwich :) enjoy! If you want, chop some basil and candy it, then sprinkle it on top so it's a nice, crunchy treat on top.

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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bunnyofdoom posted:



Canada's answer to the Double down. It's called the triple decker. And I may try one for the thread.

When it's shark week all I want is fried chicken so if it was the right moment I would devour this.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Wasabi the J posted:

Vegetarian poutine sounds like the definition of loving up.

A vegetarian place near me makes amazing vegetarian poutine, it's like a mushroom based gravy instead but honestly it tastes pretty much identical to regular brown gravy, local cheese curds and they're fries are awesome so it's great.

The whole place is anti-food porn, they have huge, amazing burgers and chick pea fries which oddly enough, taste like KFC breading to me.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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And ketchup for dipping:getin:

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Clive Barkers kids hate Christmas for this exact reason

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Data Graham posted:

I tricked myself into ordering a blood sausage sandwich for lunch

I ordered off the menu not knowing what "morcela" was, figured "it's food, how bad could it be"



I stand by my decision, but I do not think it will be repeated

oh god

That absolutely looks like sticky poo poo on a bun. The excrement of someone who is very, very sick.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Speaking of obese places, isn't Saudi Arabia climbing alarmingly fast? Due to extremely rich, lazy people?

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Vic posted:

Before I answer the question, how do you feel about four double cheeseburger menus?

as in a cheeseburger with 8 patties? or four menus that offer double cheeseburgers? I need specifics here!

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Picnic Princess posted:

My instincts are telling me to avoid this because grey isn't food.

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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AnonSpore posted:

That's bechamel sauce, right...?

You and I both know it's probably cream cheese.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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I love Caesars, especially with garnishes (my homemade one I put a bunch of pickled stuff and a pepperette) but I see that one and all I can imagine is how greasy the two fried chickens would make it. greasy clamato :gonk:

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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bringmyfishback posted:

My mom used to make those!

Related, and will probably cause much rage, but: I do not like pancakes. Except banana pancakes. I hate bananas so there are many problems with me.



gently caress, yes. This is wondrous!

I only really enjoy crepes so I know how you feel. I can't stand the aunt Jemima type thick pancakes, eugh. Bananas on their own give me a stomach ache but in smoothies and stuff it's fine.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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El Estrago Bonito posted:

It's a weird abstracted American thing. Basically a long held core dish of stereotypical American cooking (read: Midwestern Cooking) has been corn with butter, salt and pepper. Sometimes you have variants with Cayenne, Johnny salt, old bay, etc. But then when you get people who are like "we need to make all this poo poo healthy but I can't learn new or interesting meals to make" so you end up with literally just corn on a plate because :effort:. At least by the geometric shape of those kernels I'm pretty sure it's fresh corn thats been cut from a real corn cob, which is really just how you ruin a good corn on the cob but each to their own.

What? Is this not a thing? It friggen love corn.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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JohnnyCanuck posted:

loving minecraft modders

You might actually be on to something there. Cheese and meat cubes and cubed toast, call it Minecraft food to a kid that's a picky eater!

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Pig Head posted:

First time I saw these was last summer on a houseboat vacation with my friends. They were delicious after a few joints and copious amounts of beer. Gross part was though, we all ended up realizing that not only do they stain the poo poo out of your tongue, they stain the poo poo out of your poo poo. No doubt I will avoid them until the next houseboat adventure.

Sort of how like beets can do some pretty interesting things to your uh...colour of relieving? So if you ever eat something heavy on beets, no, you don't have to go directly to the hospital immediately.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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QuelleFuck posted:

Not unlike Coca Cola Ham! A favorite book of mine (Red Sky at Morning) describes it as "a terrible thing to do to perfectly good Coca Cola and a perfectly good ham."

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/cola-basted-ham-recipe.html

Oh, I used Dr.Pepper in my ham glaze and I've definitely used coca cola with meats before because it really breaks down the meat in a way that helps it get nice and tender. That said, it will annihilate it if you leave it too long.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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w h a t

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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I don't even want to know how much the Wimbledon food cost.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Okay come on, that's just garlic bread, rice, chicken and salad.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This hardly counts as anti-food porn in any respect, but it's so ridiculous that I can't help but post it anyways. I guess it might as well count just by virtue of the horrible things it'd to to your body and teeth.



Ice cream surrounded by cotton candy, with a big... Something up top. I think I got a cavity just looking at it. But I would totally try it.

That looks like what they would give you when you get to heaven.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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A girl I was in undergrad with couldn't drink from Tim Hortons because their cups were lined with something gluten based. This was like six years ago before the whole gluten-free thing really blew up though.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Yeah the 911 was the kind the girl I know has. As in, salad dressing was just salt and pepper she had to be that careful. We went on a class trip and I was so annoyed with the celiac spiel she had to go through at every restaurant by the end of the trip.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Okay, sorry everyone but rewind...


Because how in the hell did this not get more attention?

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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You guys are sooooooo lucky.
Take a look at what I pulled out of a pulled pork sandwich I got from my deli today

:barf::barf::barf:

Thankfully I didn't bite into it, just saw it after I took a bite

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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beato posted:

Is that a vein?

yeah, possibly. my husband was a butcher through high school and university and said it looks more like a nerve but either way it's disgusting

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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titties posted:

From that picture I thought it was a stick.

it was a good two inches soooo

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Toasted bread, mayo, lettuce, tomato and hot mortadella is a beauty of a sandwich.

I worked in a deli (same deli as the vein sandwich) all through high school and there was plenty of food porn fuel there. Especially around sausage making season because have to dig out three dozen intestine sausage casings out of a giant, stinking barrel will put you off them for a while.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Planet Piss posted:

That makes me think of this burger commercial I've been seeing lately, "the first all-natural fast food burger". They list all the things it doesn't have in it but it doesn't make me excited to try it, it just makes me not want to eat any of their burgers. It's like if they released a commercial advertising "the all new diarrhea free burger!"

I was in the US recently for work and I saw the commercial and I was laughing because I don't have to worry about hormones, antibiotics, steroids and etc in my meat/dairy and it's great.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Phone posting but I just found this gem on Instagram. The wifematerial tag is great http://imgur.com/SW8h4zG

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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

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Once at my peak health food obsession I saw a recipe for "guiltless cookie dough", its primary ingredient was chick peas.


It did not taste like cookie dough.

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