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I was trying to find a picture of Jailhouse Burritos* and found this gem on my friend's Facebook while searching: I guess his roommate made him that as a birthday breakfast. ~so shiny~ *: I am excited to take a picture of this when I make it. Basically, a friend of mine used to make a "dish" called Jailhouse Burritos in prison. It was just basically poo poo you could buy in commissary for cheap. Ingredients: - Small bag of Cheetos - Small bag of ranch Doritos - Package of Ichiban - Slim Jims, to taste Crush Cheetos, Doritos and Ichiban until your hands are achey and you don't have the energy to keep going (yes, you must use your hands). Pour the powder into the Doritos bag, plus chopped Slim Jims, and add boiling water. Fold the top of the bag over and leave it under a book for like, two minutes or whatever. Open bag, allow orange loaf to slide unattractively out of the bag onto a plate. Add hot sauce. We still eat this because after this guy died, we thought it would be funny to celebrate his birthday with a bottle of Black Tower and these burritos.  I'm doing it alone this year. Sigh.
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theironjef posted:I thought it was hilarious, but I figured the next guy was gonna freak out, so I told the store manager, and he angrily handed me another cup while saying "Yeah, there's bees in there! Bees everywhere, you can't get bees out!" "Aww, nothing gets BEES out."
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May 13, 2015 23:47
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May 19, 2015 04:25
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cyberia posted:I definitely would if they were higher quality than frozen burger patties and American cheese. If you're going to make horrifying junk food at least have the self respect to use good quality ingredients. Yeah, you're missing the point of the sad face if you think I wouldn't cram American cheese and square pork breakfast squares into my face.
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May 19, 2015 05:48
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muscles like this? posted:TGI Fridays is advertising a new appetizer that is bacon wrapped whole jalapeños and they look like literal pieces of poo poo. For some reason I thought you meant jalapeño poppers and WOULD but just plain jalapeños with bacon sounds pretty meh. Wrong thread.
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May 21, 2015 22:41
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I will kill every one of you for one of those cheese balls. If we combine all our resources we can buy multiple cheese balls and have a big cheese ball party and we don't have to resort to any Lord of the Flies shenanigans. We can work together and obtain many cheese balls
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May 22, 2015 06:40
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Senior Scarybagels posted:C-Can I have a cheese ball? Don't kill anyone and we're probably golden Also: 
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May 22, 2015 06:44
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Senior Scarybagels posted:N-Not even kill someone a little? Eh, I'm not the boss of you
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May 22, 2015 06:48
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Rah! posted:Pshhh you think I'm gonna trust a raccoon with food? You know drat well you plan on eating all the cheese balls. [sweats nervously] Rah! posted:Ah, splendid. My spirits have been raised by the high moisture content of those fine-looking sandwiches. I second your 
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May 22, 2015 19:47
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reformed bad troll posted:
This actually made me gag. It looks like dried dogshit and warm mayo. Also, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7". Did she have so many children that she stopped bothering with names? I assume as much, since she obviously doesn't give a gently caress about anything else.
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May 24, 2015 23:54
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dovetaile posted:I am pretty sure this is a meatloaf cake with mashed potato "frosting" for a dog. But the dog probably was over the moon. The idea that someone made a dog birthday cake is even sadder.
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May 25, 2015 04:18
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ErIog posted:I agree that dog meat should not be used in birthday cakes. I got a really good Dr. Hibbert laugh out of that one, thank you. Fake edit: CONTENT 
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May 25, 2015 04:21
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Fine, here ya go, you goddamned pizza liberals quote:Organic blueberry and homegrown passion fruit banana ice cream. Vegan? Of course ✅
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May 25, 2015 05:15
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pandaK posted:Sure, why not. Would. Really? It looks like it's going to hatch at any minute
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May 25, 2015 05:58
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Wasabi the J posted:Look, I went off a bit hard on vegans. There are recipes that are really good vegan food, but they are drat near NEVER an analogue of something omnivorous or even vegetarian. I actually did find something vegan that was good. It was a mac n' cheese from a bakery in the market down the road, and it tasted nothing like cheese, but they actually used real seasonings and spices and I think the sauce was cauliflower and cashews or something. They also made good muffins. Beyond that, though, everything was awful. I lost my poo poo laughing on time because they sell these weird little "savoury pockets" (which I refuse to order by name) that have no moisture, so the "dough" was very grainy, almost like... 
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May 25, 2015 16:36
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Roro posted:Where is your pizza god now? Now THAT'S a french fry pizza.
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May 25, 2015 21:00
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:This is really a bad idea. The fries will get all soggy You're not supposed to be eating for that long You unhinge your jaw like a snake and cram it into your gullet in a single bite, like the way a Boxer might do with an entire chicken carcass. Get your poo poo together
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May 25, 2015 23:35
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This is too much relevant content and I want you to leave.
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May 26, 2015 06:18
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cowboythreespeech posted:Rofl why is this so funny 
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May 26, 2015 21:38
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May 27, 2015 01:43
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Paladinus posted:I start to suspect that some people in the thread may have an unhealthy obsession with wieners. you goddamn wiener Hilter
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May 29, 2015 04:53
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Eeee, babies. content for u:   
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May 29, 2015 21:28
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DekeThornton posted:Bugs, eh? I thought this was some kind of pressed fruit bar with blueberries.
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May 29, 2015 22:55
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AnonSpore posted:I AM MAD. Absolutely would.
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May 30, 2015 20:55
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Scathach posted:Apparently they preserve really well. I think people are using canned hot dogs more for survivalism than taste...I feel like the texture is off and the canner said she wouldn't want to eat these every day. While I love a canned Vienna sausage and wouldn't ever want to diacourage anyone from canning because it's awesome, have some more odd canned hot dogs. I've just started a diet. I think that every time I am tempted to eat more than I need, I'm going to look at these pictures and that episode of Kitchen Nightmare's at Dillon's.
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May 30, 2015 22:09
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Would, but would eat each layer separately and insist on using flatware and a bib because why not
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May 31, 2015 22:16
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My ex and I used to play Jelly Roulette. We'd take a few boxes of these and dump these out onto the bed. Whoever could get to the end without vomiting won! My ex lost after getting the barf one, apparently it's extremely accurate. Wasabi the J posted:I was allergic to chocolate as a kid, and I loving despised carob. It never tasted anything like chocolate, maybe more like wood chip flavored dark chocolate. I file people who pretend to prefer super dark chocolate under the same category as people who also think superfruits are a real thing.
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Jun 4, 2015 04:21
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pookel posted:My dad eats 95% chocolate by preference and is not a hipster or health food weirdo. Then again, he also chews aspirin when he takes them because he likes the taste, so he is a bit odd. Your father has pica
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Jun 4, 2015 22:26
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AnonSpore posted:Fish cheeks are basically ftfy
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Jun 5, 2015 22:18
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Rah! posted:Apples go good with cheddar cheese, so it makes sense that apple pie would too. Speaking of apples, anyone ever take a granny smith or some other kind of sour apple, and eat it with hot sauce? Take a bite, pour hot sauce on it, take another bite, repeat. It's amazing, but I'm sure it's anti-food porn to some people. 100% placing my faith in you here because I will definitely try this.
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Jun 6, 2015 15:16
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Some home grown NZ Anti-Food porn! This thread is making it very clear to me that I am, in diet and temperament, indistinguishable from a raccoon because Would. Get inside me, you delicious monstrosity.
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Jun 9, 2015 04:45
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You have inspired me to get a raccoon avatar too. That's not pushing in on your territory, is it? On the condition that it is this picture  and that you change your title to "SON OF CASH CRAB" or similar
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Jun 9, 2015 05:17
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Tiberius Thyben posted:That was unironically one of the ones I was considering. These pictures are also under consideration. GARBAGE CAN GARBAGE CAN Content: 
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Jun 9, 2015 05:32
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:If I buy lunch tomorrow this is gonna happen. Yay! I'm gonna eat your stuff!
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Jun 9, 2015 06:00
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Oooh! Is that bacon? death .cab for qt posted:I know these posts seem like a retreading of the previous article's attempt at describing this burger. I want to say, in no uncertain terms, that I went into this with a smug attitude, as if I were going to be enjoying a late night snack while Barons would endure a hardship beyond measure. I wish we could change the thread title to this entire post.
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Anti-Food Porn Thread: ITT We Test Death I want to volunteer to try something really gross, but we don't get the really gross stuff here until it really takes off in the US. The only thing we really get that I don't think the States ever got was McDonald's poutine, which isn't the worst thing ever to be honest.
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death .cab for qt posted:
TACOBELL BREAKFAST
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Jun 10, 2015 03:23
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Barons. I regret everything.
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I just hate how loving greyish brown this looks. It looks like it's roting
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Jun 10, 2015 03:24
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Every fast food place in Canada has decided they must add poutine to the menu, no matter how awful it ends up being. I think Burger King had the worst. The gravy tasted like the world's cheapest tomato sauce, somehow. I like to think of it more like "squishy fries floating in dyed semen, festooned with squeaky mozzarella".
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Alouicious posted:two separate fat sandwich shops opened up near me, i'm going to die within a month Post pictures! Of the sandwiches, not your actual death.
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