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This thread and google image search reminded me of these things: These were the loving poo poo back in 3rd grade. Wouldn't eat one of them today since I'm trying to make sure my blood sugars don't go overboard so I avoid diabetes but these were too good. MMMMM, cheap white bread sticking to the roof the your mouth! Also to get back to the Anti-Food Porn stuff what in God's name am I looking at here? A bunch of yams/sweet potatoes in a turkey leg form?   Same also goes for  incarnate:
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Does it count as voyeurism if your boss watches you eat Anti-Food Porn foodstuffs? Also, that's at least number 3 in the top 5 most depressing fast food burgers I've seen yet.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:35
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  But seriously those look like the perfect Halloween snack.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:19
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
I never liked sweet stuff with my meat. Ever. Even more so when I imagine the worker who prepared this for you that breaking out a jar of Smucker's jelly and getting half a spoonful of jelly out and shaking it out on your meal, obviously not giving a gently caress about their wage or the customer satisfaction. The whole thing is laughable, but may you trudge on, brave one.
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Jun 20, 2015 19:36
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So we're doing pies now? Okay, let's have something I and probably some of you goons would absolutely "would not"
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Jun 22, 2015 15:40
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Anybody got good experience on deep fried beer? This it what it is apparently. Call me dumb but the thought of deep frying beer makes me go 
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Jun 23, 2015 22:56
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What a waste of meat. God, that reminds me of those Ashens videos where he eats canned food that people send him. Anybody remember the Whole Chicken in a Can? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
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Jun 24, 2015 16:32
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Now that's the anti-food porn I know. Let's have both food porn and anti-food porn at once! 
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Jun 28, 2015 18:02
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Here's on for the  books
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Jun 29, 2015 17:57
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Ah, french fries with a hearty splash of ogre semen! No comment 
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Jul 3, 2015 16:56
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Suddenly I lost my will to try squid. Not a fan of babies clinging into and shredding apart my mouth. I think we need a palate cleanser  ...or five, 
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Jul 13, 2015 16:35
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I fuckin' love chicken paprikash. Don't you goons?    It's one of those "legitimate great meals, but near impossible to not make it look like barf" foods.
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Jul 16, 2015 18:57
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Jul 18, 2015 23:01
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Probably another of those foods that is amazing in your mouth but is like acid to your eyeballs But I am sure this ticks all the anti-food porn boxes 
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Aug 1, 2015 06:38
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This is what I've been raised on  Probably does not taste that bad, but the photography isn't great.  This looks good, yes?  Rocky Mountain Oysters. AKA bull testicles. Probably would. Another one for the books I'm not even sure if this is supposed to be chicken parmesan or if there's any meat underneath, but good lord 
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Aug 11, 2015 05:30
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I loving despise beets. Like, the moment a sliver of one touches my tongue, my gag reflex kicks in. So guess what stupid, young me took a big spoonful of with a splash of water and shook it around in a close container for a healthy drink instead of guzzling pepsi?  There was only like 3 scoops-worth of one of these left that's been sitting around for a couple of weeks, so I tried to finish it off with a single big scoop to mix with water for a drink. I put it to my lips and chugged, and I almost vomited on the spot. I finished the drink eventually, but never again. Even as I typed this my stomach churned. That was my anti food porn story. Have some more anti food porn. 
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Aug 12, 2015 18:28
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Introducing Rorschach Food! Everybody will see something different! probably I see meat, bun, what looks to be cheese near the top, maggots to the top of the meat, pale, runny, smushed tomatoes plastered to the right,pustule-like bubbles, and some bloody mucus mixed in. What do you see?
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Aug 17, 2015 04:03
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Where this meal goes, regret soon follows.
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Oct 4, 2015 01:18
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The 5th grader inside us rejoiced  This, not so much 
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Oct 6, 2015 01:29
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You need to wash those salads down with some unsettling pea soup
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Oct 15, 2015 02:31
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Apparently this is some dutch ham loaf in a sauce. I love the lunch meat with some sriracha and swiss cheese, but this is doing a good job of turning me off that.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:18
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Is this a massive brownie, or a pizza left in a oven for too long? pizza left in an oven for too long
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Oct 27, 2015 00:08
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Nov 9, 2015 04:01
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Remember: Don't shoot food!
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Nov 17, 2015 07:12
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Is this peanut butter, rotten sloppy joe mix, or rotten sloppy joel mix and peanut butter crapped out together?
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Nov 20, 2015 02:23
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Someone shot the food! I am assuming food snuff films count as anti food porn. If that is not the case, then here is something more tame and probably legal.  Oh yeah, there are still pizza rules right? 
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Nov 24, 2015 06:15
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It is not often I look at food and want to take a poo poo immediately
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Nov 29, 2015 20:19
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I like to think of this as a seafood suicide cult
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Dec 2, 2015 17:03
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"Do not waste these shits," said the scat fetishist.
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Dec 6, 2015 03:42
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OctoberBlues posted:Why did I google it, I was warned. We all do something like that at least once in our lives one way or another. Tis nothing to be shamed about. But this... 
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Dec 6, 2015 04:53
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My reaction was similar to those 2girls1cup reaction videos...
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mac and cheese? no, maggots and cheese! hmm...  artichoke, anyone?  where goes pale shrimp, pale shits follow   Ah, kebab! Wait... 
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Dec 15, 2015 04:14
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I feel like aspic is cheating for this thread        Pick your pallet cleanser afterward:  
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Dec 17, 2015 05:20
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Chard posted:This is the only thread besides USPOL that's 95% always on top of my bookmarks I don't think volcanic reactions count as a food. what the hell is it it 
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Dec 17, 2015 05:41
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Dec 18, 2015 03:12
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  chocolate chia seed pudding
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Dec 18, 2015 23:31
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Bonus pic on the other side of the AFP spectrum; going from appetite annihilating to depressed dining
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Dec 18, 2015 23:40
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Guys, I think I found out what happened to the owner of those fried shoes.
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Dec 21, 2015 02:35
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quote:sloppy potato! Baked potato topped with lentil sloppy Joe's and some raw cauliflower  I'm the fresh semen on the plate.
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Dec 22, 2015 03:50
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Tis the season, where are the fruitcakes??? I will say this on behalf of most people here. gently caress  FRUIT  CAKE  Also this "food" 
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Dec 24, 2015 01:58
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