Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

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Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

sirbeefalot posted:

Dinty Moore, or dog vomit? You decide!

Placenta.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 07:25

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:32

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

ScreamingNinja posted:

Im sure everyone knows this exists already, but just in case:

Yes i own one, and its glorious.

Also theres a part that goes over the eggs where you can use the delicious egg infused water to warm your meat. Take that as you will.

I got that as my birthday gift from my husband this past year. It is the single greatest invention mankind has ever created.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 23:15

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

e: and while we are looking at healthy dishes from around the Channel:

The local favorite; the "mitraillette" (machinegun).

Basically the most fries you can stuff in a sandwich, plus your favorite fried processed meat and hydrogenated oil mix called "sauce".

Would so loving fast.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 17:21

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

SLOSifl posted:

Every lunch I've ever had in Czech Republic looked like that. A simple salad of lettuce, tomato, and onion with no seasoning or dressing next to something gross. With a soup.

My least favorite part of my business trips is lunch, and I don't even like working.

There is plenty of good food, but even good restaurants serve only poo poo between 11 and 2.

Agreed. I spent 2 weeks in Prague for a conference and I shamefully ate at KFC twice just to avoid the :iiam:

soup and salad of the day at the local places near the convention center.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 19:54

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

ErIog posted:

Would.

I have low standards.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 04:10

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Gridlocked posted:

I hope to god all these Placenta recipes and/or pictures are animal not human.

You know it's not.

It's some weird hippie non-vaccinating "gonna have my baby in the woods during the third quarter of the moon while the goddess blesses my doula with the great feminine yoni powers" person's placenta.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 05:56

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Trent posted:

That photo looks like someone's suicide note.

# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:51

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

# ¿ May 7, 2015 05:31

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JacquelineDempsey posted:

Much like "Voil�, enjoy your mustard stain", that gif never gets old for making me laugh. Is there a bigger version, or is that the original?

That's the biggest one I've found, but I'm sure there's a bigger version out there.

# ¿ May 8, 2015 16:06

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Plinkey posted:

There's not. It's the original size to keep the file smaller. I made it.

You are a god among men.

# ¿ May 9, 2015 00:21

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Casu Marzu posted:

Most stores in the US age for like maybe 18 months if you're lucky. On the other hand, in Wisconsin we can get up to 19 year cheddar pretty easily, an one place does a 21 year old release every fall.

At my local huge chain grocery store (Safeway), I can 5 year aged cheddar for $6 a pound. It's not even sold in the ~*~fancy~*~ cheese section, it's kept with the regular sliced and string cheeses. In the pricey nice cheese section, there's a 10 year aged cheddar for about $10, as well as several other types of nice cheese. These are in virtually every large chain supermarket.

# ¿ May 24, 2015 01:13

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ninjahedgehog posted:

Would. Wouldn't feel good about it, but still would.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 06:12

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Aesop Poprock posted:

I really want to know what's underneath the ham, cause it looks like ricotta cheese or mayo and I'm not sure which is grosser in this context

I thought it was cottage cheese; like how every recipe from the 1950s-1970s required cottage cheese.

It's low-fat! :eng101:

# ¿ May 31, 2015 17:00

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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

That sounds incredible, I wish fruit cakes here were a hundredth as good as that sounds.

Fruit cakes, like most things, are pretty damned good when home made. I followed a Victorian era recipe for one a while back that called for 2 1/2 cups of rum. Cake that gets you loaded is the best cake.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 02:52

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:32

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMNLVtFj60

Drunk raccoon in a beer factory.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 01:24

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