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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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The entire point of a good meat pie is that the pastry isn't supposed to be soggy!





That's Huhu Grubs with a salad garnish.

They taste like peanut butter and live in tree bark. They're also large and tend to "explode" their innards into your throat when you bite into them.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

blunt for century posted:

Where are they from? I think I'd give them a shot if I had the chance

NZ, they're pretty okay really.

You just gotta get over the fact you're eating a fat-fingered size bug filled with peanut butter barf.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

blunt for century posted:

Meh, I already eat shrimp and crawfish :v:


Do they come with a sauce, or is it just the bug? Also, how are they cooked?

Cooked? Nah son, you eat them raw and alive.

I mean, you can cook them...

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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blunt for century posted:

:black101:

I've never willingly eaten anything alive. only eaten a few bugs on accident while riding my bike :downs:

I know Japan has a few examples, and New Zealand apparently has huhu grubs, what other options are there for live food?

Honey ants in Australia are big swollen up ants full of sugary liquid!

Seems like you wanna head to the pacific if you wanna eat a bunch of raw, living "food"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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im pooping! posted:

If you haven't been paying attention it is a fake product that doesn't exist aside from maybe one to two cans, and gently caress me they may have not been cans. It certainly isn't mass produced.

It's not fake.


Also not fake:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Why do some people call minced meat/ground meat "Hamburger"

A Hamburger is a very specific thing. What the gently caress is wrong with you people.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

Yes, a "hamburger steak" or "hamburger" is a very specific thing, a patty of ground beef

And a "hamburger sandwich" is the thing on a roll

80 years from now in 2015 you wouldn't believe what they'll be calling this poo poo

I bet you call all carbonated drinks "pop"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

That is indeed what I'm talking about. It is the most excellent.



A "burger copy" based off the NZ McDonald's Kiwiburger.

Edit: oh you are talking about picked beets and not just straight slices of Beetroot on a burger.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Overbite posted:

Burgers like this are cool but how do you even bite it. It's too big.

here's the Mcdonalds original!



:chloe:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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throw some sweet and sour sauce in that bitch and i still would.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPUbsnnYW4

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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JacquelineDempsey posted:

Pfff. I just posted this in the GWS Vegemite thread last night. My man LA Beast eats that poo poo "like a boss", as he would say. Without sipping water and crying like a baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPynEc0LpNs

Both of them are really funny because marmite/vegemite is basically just semi-solid soy sauce in taste and saltiness

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

blunt for century posted:

Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous, but I was watching QI and heard a mention of "wasp fudge". I tried googling around about it just to see what that might be, and I just found a couple things saying it is an old school rural UK recipe. Anybody know anything about it?


3 cups of white sugar
3/4 cup butter or margarine
2/3 evaporated milk (or 1/2 cup milk + 1/8 cup whipping cream)
6 oz chocolate chips
7 oz marshmallow fluff (a jar is 7.5oz, but some of the goo just won’t come off the sides)
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup peanut butter

—–

Lightly grease a 9×13 pan with butter or margarine.
Combine 1 1/2 cups of sugar, 6T of butter (margarine), 1/3 cup of milk in a heavy-bottomed saucepan; bring to a full boil stirring constantly.
Continue boiling for 4 minutes. Keep stirring or it will scorch. This is not good.
Remove from heat, stir in the chocolate until it’s melted, then add half of the marshmallow fluff and the vanilla Stir until well-blended.
Pour and spread into the pan as evenly as possible.
Repeat steps 2 through 4, but with peanut butter instead of chocolate chips, and without adding vanilla. (I don’t bother to clean the saucepan in between times)
Spread peanut butter mixture over chocolate layer.
Cool at room temperature.
While the fudge is cooling, scrape the saucepan clean with a rubber spatula, applying the fudge detritus to face in unladylike fashion. (Seriously, this is my favourite bowl/pot-scraping recipe of all.)

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The best bread is insanely heavy, dense german bread.

The worst bread is "wonder bread" which is somehow just a loaf of sugar.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Americans getting mad at both how people pronounce words and how people don't slather everything in mayo, all on the same page.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Hirayuki posted:

That's a common misconception. In fact, Marmite should be chucked out of the nearest window with as much force as one can muster.

(My Kiwi husband loves it and has passed that love down to our son, who happily enjoys a Marmite sandwich in his lunchbox just about every day. I've tried, I really have, but...)

Marmite is just semi-solid soy sauce in flavour. Your son is a true Kiwi and will be welcomed here with open arms any time.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

bringmyfishback posted:

Ditto! I just ran out. :smith: Never had NZ Marmite, though.

NZ marmite is less salty, more soy-saucy tasting. Goes extremely well with honey on toast.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Don't put fish or pineapple on pizza, please.

Prawns/shrimp is fine though.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Turfahurf posted:

I have tomorrow off and just plan on getting high and playing video games all day. I have a can of tuna and a frozen pizza, I might try the tuna pizza.

If you're high it's fine I bet.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Simply Simon posted:

I imagine American pizza menus to read like this:

- Cheese
- Ham
- Shrooms
- Ham & Shrooms (costs extra)

And that's it

Any Italian restaurant in Germany has about 50 variants, and among these are three featuring Tuna, two featuring pineapple, veggies only, corn, sometimes I saw noodles (that crosses the line for me but whatever). Is this somehow unacceptable in your minds :psyduck:? You can literally put whatever the gently caress you want on pizza, you could put a whole dog on there or slather it in rapeseed oil or decide that your favourite topping is all the BBQ sauces of the rainbow and an entire clove of garlic in the middle*, who cares? The entire point of pizza is Bread + Sauce + [ ] + Cheese!





*this is not made up and loving awesome.

Oh yeah we're gonna take tips on Pizza from Hitlerland.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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QuelleFuck posted:

PIZZA HITLERS







ALL OF YOU




SHUT UP

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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FlyinPingu posted:

I want a delicious super easy

You really don't

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Chard posted:

...you know, that's actually not a terrible idea. The unit-scale is dumb but there's nothing wrong with a tube of egg in principle. Eggs are one of those foods that you really can't gently caress up unless you just burn the poo poo out of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxaSnVVV-QU

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Chard posted:

Fishsticks, oreos, gorgonzola: omg horrible barf lol!!1

Mods, new title please.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Hello, Pizza Hitler here,

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Alouicious posted:

There

ARE

N O

R U L E S

Don't test me son, I have been to the pizza dimension

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Code Jockey posted:

How does this work though, how do they not melt instantly even if added post-baking


Alouicious posted:

There

ARE

N O

R U L E S

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Texas is Mexico.

I tried to find some bad looking Texmex food for this post but I'm really hungry right now and it all looked good.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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big mean giraffe posted:

I don't think you get the thread.

You what mate?



Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Rah! posted:

The lack of flavor and moisture in this food item is making me sad and angry. Might as well eat some loving sawdust.

Lack of moisture?

Let me help thee!



Thine struggle is no more!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The irony of her calling cheese dip not cheese then putting on that neon yellow nightmare garbage you call cheese in America is great.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Rah! posted:

There's no cheddar cheese in the hosed up backwards hellhole that you live in?


Cheddar isn't neon yellow, dude.

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

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Rah! posted:

Goddamn cheese hitlers.

You can get good real cheese in America too :qq:

In like, one state

Then the cows are still corn fed anyway, urgh.

Cheese is great I recommend it!

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