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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


axolotl farmer posted:

Bear Grylls is a goddamn idiot and fakes everything.

Ray Mears did an episode of Bushcraft on Australia and cooked and ate some Witchetty grubs together with some people who know how to prepare them. They look kind of tasty grilled and cleaned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJlO0aifJxA

I much prefer Ray Mears to any other 'survivalist' types on TV. I guess I understand why Bear Grylls became so popular but it's mostly stunts while Ray Mears seems to actually try to be sensible and show you the real poo poo. He takes things as they're given and actually seems to try to show how real people in the hard environments he goes to live. Far more educational and interesting imo. Ray Mears is a hero, Grylls is a chump.

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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


They both look pretty tasty, I don't specifically have a problem with vegan or vegetarian food.

Just don't call it something it specifically isn't.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


constantinople posted:

Also, is eating nut-free in vogue right now, even if you don't have an allergy? If the health food crowd is going to declare everything that some people have an allergy to unclean?

Congrats on missing the last five years or so. Yeah it's stupid, it's been fashionable for a while now to declare all kinds of food intolerances for no real good reason, even beyond being simply vegan or vegetarian.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Hirayuki posted:

Spices and cream and ghee. Although there are probably some Indian dishes without cream or ghee. I mean, theoretically.

Plenty, there's quite a few Jains out there and they are exclusive vegans (and also don't eat roots, so no onions, garlic or potato)

Much of south india doesn't cook with very much fat, it's really north india and pakistan that does. That's still generalising though, considering how huge and varied India is.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Neo_Crimson posted:

That's because onions and garlic are near exclusively used to season meat dishes in Indian cuisine. So they're considered non-vegetarian by proxy. On certain holidays Indians will abstain from these as well as animal by-products.

It gets way crazy, this is just from wikipedia but I know some Jains and yeah it's this serious:

quote:

Traditionally Jains have been prohibited from drinking unfiltered water. In the past, when stepwells were used for the water source, the cloth used for filtering was reversed, and some filtered water poured over it to return the organisms to the original body of water. This practice of jivani or bilchavani is no longer possible because of the use of pipes for water supply. Modern Jains may also filter tap water in the traditional fashion and a few continue to follow the filtering process even with commercial mineral or bottled drinking water.

Jains make considerable efforts not to injure plants in everyday life as far as possible. Jains only accept such violence inasmuch as it is indispensable for human survival, and there are special instructions for preventing unnecessary violence against plants.[11] Strict Jains don’t eat root vegetables such as potatoes, onions, roots and tubers, because such root vegetables are considered ananthkay. Ananthkay means one body, but containing countless lives. A regular vegetable such as cabbage has number of leaves and lives as could be counted by a layman. However, a root vegetable such as potato, though from the looks of it is one article, is said to contain multiple lives ('ekindriya') in it. Also, tiny life forms are injured when the plant is pulled up and because the bulb is seen as a living being, as it is able to sprout.[12] Also, consumption of most root vegetables involves uprooting and killing the entire plant. Whereas consumption of most terrestrial vegetables doesn't kill the plant (it lives on after plucking the vegetables or it was seasonally supposed to wither away anyway).

Mushrooms, Fungus and Yeasts are forbidden because they are parasites, grow in non-hygienic environments and may harbour other life forms. Alfalfa is the only known plantae that contains vitamin D2 source they can use or make vitamin D2 supplements from.

Honey is forbidden, as its collection would amount to violence against the bees.[13]

Food items that have started to decay are prohibited.

Traditionally cooking or eating at night was discouraged because insects are attracted to the lamps or fire at night. Strict Jains take the anastamita or anthai vow of not eating after sunset.

Strict Jains do not consume food that has been stored overnight, as it possesses a higher concentration of micro-organisms (for example, bacteria, yeast etc.) as compared to food prepared and consumed the same day. Hence, they do not consume yogurt or dhokla & idli batter unless they've been freshly set on the same day.


Jainism: the sweetest religion. It's pretty amazing that a lot of people have kept this going for thousands of years. Hell of dedication but no way could I imagine being this strict about my daily life.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


tribbledirigible posted:


My family had accidentally bought one of these while shopping for vienna sausages. It's been in the pantry since 1994. This could be hiding the best bachelor chow inside, but the name has made me put it back down every time I worked up the nerve to try it out.

We used to get 'potted meat food product' provided along with the more normal jam, butter etc. for tea at my primary school. Every year the new kids coming in would open it. Once.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Americans complain about dry sandwiches but refuse to butter the bread first it's LIKE I'M LIVING IN A CUCKOO CLOCK!


One of my most disappointing food experiences as a child was when I went to New York and my first meal was at a classic diner. I ordered a turkey sandwich and it was like, two inches of the driest most tasteless turkey in the world with one lettuce leaf. Nothing else. I really hope that wasn't representative but holy poo poo was that awful.

edit: worse was that I was in New York for the opening week of Star Wars Episode 1 (I was invited by a very generous friend and his family)

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


AnxietyMan1488 posted:

" Put a few more slices of butter on top of the noodles. "


That looks like a Czech dish that is basically fresh cheese, noodles, melted butter and sugar. This is meant to be eaten at lunch.

I spent a summer working in the czech republic once and for two weeks we had all food provided for us and mostly it was really great food but the lunchtime we came back from site (having worked really hard outside physically in 35+C heat since about 6 a.m), we came back to this once it was pretty much the first time we didn't ravenously eat everything put in front of us. The saddest food.

I don't think this is quite the same thing but flashbacks man.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


p-hop posted:

What's underneath the fig (caper berry?) - I can't visualize it as anything other than a 1/2 cup of whole grain mustard...

edit: mung beans in some kind of gelatin???

You can see the fork for scale on the left, it's definitely wholegrain mustard. Not sure what the gelatin stuff is but it looks like it might be some kind of herring? That caper berry is way bigger than any I've seen though.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



Chop up a pud and the inside looks, inside, a little like the other stuff.

edit: Yorkshire pudding with golden syrup was what my dad grew up with as a treat, on that note.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


AnonSpore posted:

...Watery leek risotto with prosciutto over it?

Yeah the crime here is lovely risotto.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


It's only similar in that a load of people (I've mostly seen this in the US but has popped up here too) have taken 'aioli' to be some kind of a generic 'base' sauce.

Aioli is called that because it is specifically a kind of garlic mayonnaise. Period. For some reason though, any 'mayonnaise plus other poo poo in it' sauce seems to be called aioli in english these days. I guess it doesn't really matter but c'mon people. I wonder when that started happening exactly? I definitely remember lots of <blank> mayonnaise for ages until <blank> aioli came along a few years ago. Just marketing I guess, it's not like mayonnaise is exactly seen as gourmet. Aioli is fuckin' great in any case but I am a garlic fiend.

edit: Ail is garlic in French.

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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



Prinsesstårta owns but then I love marzipan. Well, good marzipan (helps of there's some bitter almond extract). The rest of it is sponge, cream and jam; what's not to like?

Like anything though, you can get really lovely versions. That one looks p. good though.

Certainly infinitely better than those unholy fondant creations.

steinrokkan posted:

An accidental tribute to HR Giger



Holy gently caress, this and the 'crockpot chicken' last page make me think that a square simply saying 'Sinister' should be on the bingo card.

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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


DekeThornton posted:

I have never really liked princess cake, and it's the standard cake for any form of celebration here, especially at work, so I have a lot of resentment towards it.

I only have it once every couple of years or so, if that so yeah I can see that making the difference.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


rndmnmbr posted:

Oh... oh holy poo poo, I know what my next trip report shall be.

The Chupaqueso

It's a food item invented by a webcomic artist. It's perfect for this thread.

That reminds me of the bit at the end of a fondue when you leave the last bits of cheese to crisp up under the last layer of still molten cheese. It needs some tending so as not to burn but when you get it right it's pretty great.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Since when are mashed goddamn potatoes controversial? I mean sure, those don't look the best but questioning the actual concept of mashed potatoes? That is insane.

I like to add chopped raw onion to mine, along with some butter and milk (sometimes cream) of course but I definitely use a potato masher rather than a mill. But yes, mashed potatoes are best with some sort of gravy. Bonus, make bubble and squeak the next day with the leftovers.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Is there any German food that isn't AFP?

yo


edit: Weißwurst is pretty fuckin' bad though. Hated it since I was a kid. I miss a good Bretzel though!

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


PCOS Bill posted:

Are those lemon titties

Just big dumplings dude (Knödel)

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


cash crab posted:

Wet lemon tumours

Feuchtzitronenkrebs mit Petersilien.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


I only ever saw my asian friends rince pasta after cooking and I always figured it was because that's what you do with rice noodles to stop them overcooking because they do that very easily so that's just what they're used to. There is absolutely no need to rince pasta but hey, more power to you if you want to I guess.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTZCF4WSCo

poo poo gets real at 1:50

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


So I had Svartsoppa for the first time last tuesday since I was in Sweden for November 11th. Now I've had blood soup before but this stuff was spiced a lot like gingerbread and was generally a bit sickly when I first tasted it plus it looks... Kinda bad. I tried to upload an image but imgur wasn't having it. Image in wikipedia isn't inaccurate: basically a dark red/purple/blackish thick mess.

So it turns out it's actually really good with something else I really don't like: Leberwurst: A sausage made of low grade ground up liver.

It adds that fatty, savoury saltiness that really sets it off.

So welp, two anti-food porns come together to make something really good.

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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


edit: nm

czech food is mostly great though.

I do remember my most disappointing meal in the czech republic though. We were on a dig near the austrian border and one of the history profs basically used that as a holiday but also cooked lunch and dinner for us there. Again, usually really good rib-sticking stuff but one afternoon we came back real hungry after lots of physical labour and were faced with four things in separate dishes: Pasta that was pretty much stuck together, molten butter, cream cheese and sugar. We were told to just mix it to our taste.

No one ended up with anything that was 'to their taste'.

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