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Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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I bet Oreos and gjetost would work well together.

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Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Can anyone explain why people act like ketchup on hot dogs is the worst thing since beans in chili? I don't get it, what's wrong with using your condiment of choice.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Because washing dishes is effort.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Goatse is way less upsetting than that picture.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Stop defending technically edible food with nominally food-safe ingredients. It's bad, it's bad for you, and it looks bad, and it shouldn't be normal food, because constantly eating that slop directly leads to people putting an overcooked chicken leg, half a cup of microwaved frozen corn, and reconstituted freeze dried potato flakes on a paper plate and calling themselves great cooks. Because all this salt and sugar overloaded garbage is so cheap and easy to get, people never have to learn what good food tastes like, let alone how to make it. The fact that the average human body can tolerate and enjoy and even crave this poo poo without immediate ill effects is a testament to wonder of evolution giving us very versatile biology that can survive a huge amount of abuse, and the fact that thousands of people eat what amounts to slow poison every day should be considered sad, not normal. Stop defending it.

Also, those trip reports are funny.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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What uh..are those

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Also if you guys want to hit on cash crab with raccoon pictures there's a PYF raccoon thread.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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I feel like these mediocre pictures of otherwise decent-looking food just doesn't cut it for me. I need to be properly horrified.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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It's even on the same page man, come on.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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I just shouted "that is NOT alfredo sauce!" out loud.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Ostrich leg bones are incredibly thick and strong, there's no way a goose could break one. More likely the ostrich got scared and ran into something/got tangled in a fence/broke its own neck. Because if there's one thing ostriches are built to do, it's run away very fast.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Sleeveless posted:

That looks like deviled eggs made with avocado as the fat instead of mayo, it's a nice change of pace since it gives them a much smoother, gooeyer texture.

Now I want to make avocado deviled eggs with beet-pickled eggs just to make the most :catdrugs: color palette possible.

Do it. Do it.

and post pics.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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There is no way that is not overdone steak, plain bananas, and ketchup in that picture.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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It's one thing to eat terrible goddamn food, it's another to proudly document it for the internet. That guy with the overcooked steak, bananas, and ketchup called it food porn. :gonk:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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The people who made it to America were the lucky ones who didn't starve in a gutter.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Hirayuki posted:

Sounds like Judge Taylor in To Kill a Mockingbird:

Have some tobacco ice cream:



Do people not know that nicotine is crazy poisonous :stare:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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On my 30th birthday I bought and ate a whole bunch of Pop Tarts because I'd never in my life eaten Pop Tarts. I even made my own Pop Tarts before ever buying and consuming Kellogg'sŪ Pop-TartsŪ.

They are technically food.

edit: oh poo poo my birthday is next sunday, what sort of garbage should I shovel into my idiot face this time?

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Murphy Brownback posted:

I agree, his terrible beard is very unappetizing.

That's not a beard, are you blind

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Bringing back beer chat: a group of my parents' friends bought a six pack of Old Chicago in the 70s and have been passing the last can amongst themselves as a booby prize ever since.



While looking for that image I was astonished to find that it still exists, as a restaurant chain.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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When I was a child I hated flavored milk. :colbert:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Man I love ketchup and I love guacamole but they sure as hell don't belong together. :mad:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Who the gently caress eats raw cauliflower

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Why? How?!

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Jello or not, still only barely qualifies as food.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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McSpergin posted:

Rogue ales brewed this. I've had it, I didn't mind it. It was a wild yeast of some sort, so they basically ended up with a farmhouse style beer. Not the best I've had but it had a nice tart funk to it.

Basically the brewmaster at Rogue has something like 10,000 brews under his belt since they started, and has had his beard for 30+ years. So naturally, some yeast spores got into his beard and somehow survived long enough to mutate and form a wild yeast colony

There's no "somehow" about it, humans are coated in a huge variety of microbes. Yeast included.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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I'm eating beet hummus and it's delicious but it looks horrific. Like hot pink playdough.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:



Kusa mochi? More like kuso mochi.

What the gently caress is this

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Brawnfire posted:

I thought it was a hot dog for way too long

There is nothing that core could be that would make that much candy corn less gross.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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If you're in the US, Trader Joe's makes really great steak and ale pies. Their frozen food is pretty hit or miss but them pies, mm mm.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Somehow the worst part of the salad lady's video is that she's chopping a million miles away from her stovetop. Between that and the incredibly bad knife skills I just wanted to yell at her about efficiency. :colbert:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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http://i.imgur.com/GbW6Tcm.webm

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Mar 9, 2006

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EorayMel posted:

There is no food item that gets to me more than meat tainted in any way.



[in Arnold voice] eet's naught a tumah!

except it is

I can't stop thinking about this :stare:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Strangely enough knowing what it is doesn't make it any less nauseating :stare: :stare:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Looks like Froot Loops in broth to me.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Why's it so gray????


Scathach posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, the bologna cake was made with cream cheese instead of mayo? I feel like that's an even worse food sin.



It's a sweet pototato that's been poked with a fork and roasted.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Dienes posted:

Its also made in a crazy engineer's shack with no real oversight and no real training or expertise. One of his earlier rounds of soylent nearly put him in the hospital for anemia because, in his zeal to spike soylent with the power of goji berries or some such bullshit, he forgot that we need IRON to function.

This is the same man that tried to kill off all his gut flora so he wouldn't need to waste time pooping. He is not well-versed in human health or nutrition.

What the gently caress?

Is there a thread about this guy somewhere I may have found a third trainwreck to obsess about (the other two being bitcoin and star citizen)

God I love trainwrecks.

Also I love gyros, thanks thread for reminding me they exist.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

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Could also be fennel.

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Mar 9, 2006

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I'm the kingsize bak

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