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Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Ceciltron posted:

Hong Kong is so hot and humid right now holy poo poo.
:wiggle:

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
No really I'm just gonna like stay here in the air conditioned hotel. Sleep off that jet lag! Pictures and pork buns coming soon.

achtungnight
Oct 5, 2014
I get my fun here. Enjoy!
Thanks for a fun ride with this LP. Is it safe to say I never saw Wei as messed-up before I watched it and now I see him as seriously messed-up?

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

A little bird told me that pork buns have been recorded.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Things you will see soon

(1) pork buns
(2)pork buns going into my mouth
(3) titty

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Welcome to Hong Kong.

Ceciltron fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jul 21, 2015

Jeek
Feb 15, 2012

Ceciltron posted:

Welcome to Hong Kong.
Do post that advertisement of the anime event with a triple-layered dick as its venue.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Jeek posted:

Do post that advertisement of the anime event with a triple-layered dick as its venue.

I'll do it!

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

I'd like to congratulate Crowfeathers on finishing his LP of King's Quest VII but the thread's stuck in the archives now so this'll have to do.

Finish the LP, Frid.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
As I've been catching up to the LP, I noticed two things that I haven't seen anyone else point out:

1. From the ambush video, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S ARM???



2. Wei Shen has a fan! Just gonna watch a man fight like 20 dudes with knives and cleavers, no big deal





Also, while watching the newest WORLD ORDER video, there was some jiangshi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vXbK3g7cM8

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



LobsterMobster posted:

As I've been catching up to the LP, I noticed two things that I haven't seen anyone else point out:

1. From the ambush video, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S ARM???




What was wrong with his arm was that it displeased the god of unpaid debts.

This is its penance.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Clearly he got hit with the old arm breaker. :v:

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:
:frogsiren: AN UPDATE :frogsiren:
Year of the Snake 01: Bomb Disposal

JossiRossi's back, and we're dealing with bombs!

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
Ooooooh man! So psyched!

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf
I'm so glad this hasn't ended, the ride is too good.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

JossiRossi posted:

Ooooooh man! So psyched!

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

If this were on the Miiverse and I had access to it, I'd give it a firm :yeah:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
One fun thing about this DLC.
You have all the cop upgrades unlocked from the start, that mean you can pull a shotgun out of the trunk of your police cruiser anytime you want. It both trivializes the game and opens up a lot more possibilities for excessive force shenanigans. Oh and stuffing people into the trunks of cars counts as arrests too.
Have fun. :)

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I want more adventures of "Wei Shen: coercive insurance salesman"

"My firm is running a special on two for one broken leg insurance. Better hurry though, lots of broken legs about to happen in the immediate vicinity."

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


"Sorry you have a pre-existing condition, you made me mad."

Demonbait
Apr 14, 2014
I can't quite remember but I'm pretty sure some magical things happen if you decide to hold the taser on somebody for way longer than any human should.

It wouldn't be ok if I just happened to be remembering right and you didn't show off what exactly I think happens.

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged
Glad to see I'm not the only person who laughed themselves silly at Wei getting busted to traffic cop; it's so drat fitting a fate for a cop who's done a better job blowing up Hong Kong than the bad guys of the DLC.

CzarChasm posted:

I want more adventures of "Wei Shen: coercive insurance salesman"

"My firm is running a special on two for one broken leg insurance. Better hurry though, lots of broken legs about to happen in the immediate vicinity."

I can't think he'd do well selling insurance against all the things he does to people, he'd have to avoid hurting them afterwards in order to make any money at the job. OK, or filing a claim would involve Wei Shen coming out of the back office to break your other leg, but then he's stuck in the office all day instead of being a roving disaster area.

AnotherGamer
Jan 12, 2007
Please change my name to "The Guff Machine"

Demonbait posted:

I can't quite remember but I'm pretty sure some magical things happen if you decide to hold the taser on somebody for way longer than any human should.

It wouldn't be ok if I just happened to be remembering right and you didn't show off what exactly I think happens.

I don't think they explode or anything if that's what you're implying, although it's amusing that you get extra face bar for the first 2 seconds you keep tasering them but it stops after that and tasering them for 10 seconds straight doesn't even do any more damage.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

I got an email from Squeenix saying I can get the bond car in Triad Wars if I log in. Wonder if I can sell it.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Tim Ho Wan is a deservedly famed Hong Kong eatery, known for their Char Siu Bao (baked pork bun). When I think Pork Bun, I think of these bad boys.



(Bonus Video Content? Soon? We'll see!)

Ceciltron fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Aug 8, 2015

Espresso Steampunk
Sep 27, 2008
I really enjoyed YotS... I loved its fluffiness, and it's so much fun to play Wei Bad Cop while on beat patrol. A neat thing to mess around with is going into slow-motion during bomb disposals, by aiming while you bail out, since you can magically summon shotguns out of the ubiquitous police cars.

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:

Ceciltron posted:

Tim Ho Wan is a deservedly famed Hong Kong eatery, known for their Char Siu Bao (baked pork bun). When I think Pork Bun, I think of these bad boys.



(Bonus Video Content? Soon? We'll see!)

The forums don't allow pornography shots, Ceciltron. :mad:


Everyone else, I'm glad you guys are still paying attention at all! I'm afraid I've already recorded and edited everything for the episodes, but for the record, the taser effect when held for too long simply keeps them twitching and sends up a few bits of steam before killing them outright when you release. Sorry, dude.

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:
Okay, we're down to two videos, because here's Year of the Snake 02: Bomb Squad, complete with JossiRossi and a lot of bombs. A LOT OF BOMBS.

I've got two more videos to go, as well as at least one special little thing courtesy of Ceciltron. It's almost over!

Fridurmus fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Aug 25, 2015

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
God, I forgot about that cultist at about 5 minutes in. What a great mission!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Holy crap this is magical

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Obviously, no-one is backing Wei in the hopes he'll get himself killed.

Their hopes are in vain.

Oh, fun thing. Wait in an exploding car some time. Although you get a mission failed screen and have to do it over, as long as his health bar is reasonably, Wei Shen can walk off being in the middle of a car bombing.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010




"Okay, buddy, Movit!"

Alternate caption: "Outta my Wei!"

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:
:frogsiren: Update time! Year of the Snake 03: Riot Squad, in which I join the riot squad with JossiRossi! :frogsiren:

Only one more update remains! Hold on, though, because first I have rope in James one last time!

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Fridurmus posted:

:frogsiren: Update time! Year of the Snake 03: Riot Squad, in which I join the riot squad with JossiRossi! :frogsiren:

Only one more update remains! Hold on, though, because first I have rope in James one last time!

I'm disappointed you didn't beat up New Years revelers with their own signs. Poor form.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Just a regular day in Hong Kong

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:

chiasaur11 posted:

I'm disappointed you didn't beat up New Years revelers with their own signs. Poor form.

I wish it were so simple, but as demonstrated on a cultist, the sign breaks in one hit. It makes it very unsatisfying to use. :(

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged
Ah, glorious fun as usual. BTW, I swear I remember reading somewhere they couldn't really manage tear gas effects, so they put the bad guys in masks and just assume you'd shoot them in the face with the tear gas grenades (which, to be fair, is pretty much playing as intended for this game).

LobsterMobster posted:

Just a regular day in Hong Kong



Wow, that is a lot of people flying in front of that car. Gotta be hilariously "emergent gameplay" though, because I swear I do not remember seeing a car coming at me on that mission.

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

MadDogMike posted:

Ah, glorious fun as usual. BTW, I swear I remember reading somewhere they couldn't really manage tear gas effects, so they put the bad guys in masks and just assume you'd shoot them in the face with the tear gas grenades (which, to be fair, is pretty much playing as intended for this game).


Wow, that is a lot of people flying in front of that car. Gotta be hilariously "emergent gameplay" though, because I swear I do not remember seeing a car coming at me on that mission.

It's definitely scripted, you can see someone yelling "look out" in the subtitles as it goes by.

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:
Coming soon: The finale!

In the meantime, here's a special bonus, courtesy of Ceciltron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUVgLnYHhPY

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

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Pillbug

Fridurmus posted:

Coming soon: The finale!

In the meantime, here's a special bonus, courtesy of Ceciltron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUVgLnYHhPY

A man who eats a pork bun.... Truly a whole man

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