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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




its time to play fuckin uno

http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/27/8121787/uno-penis-no

quote:


Seeing a penis online every 14 minutes while playing Uno isn't 'funny'

Polygon ran an extensive story about the second-generation of Xbox Live, but within that story is a tidbit about enforcement. During the Xbox 360 days there was a webcam that could be used to transmit a video feed from your living room as you played, and god forbid you were a woman online.

"One of the funny things that came out of it ... we're meeting with the Xbox Live enforcement team, and [there was] a woman on the team who's in her early 20s," ATG Account Manager Sam Charchian said. "She was explaining that she spends a good part of her week going into Uno games with the camera on and basically just waiting for dudes who will see a woman playing Uno with her camera on and expose themselves."

Just to put this in perspective, it was someone's job to attempt to play a game with a webcam on, and it turned into a parade of exposed penises. She told Charchian that it took, on average, around 14 minutes before seeing a penis.

"I mean, she would sit on there and just ban these guys when she ran into them, but apparently it was a serious problem. Part of what makes it extra sad is that it's Uno, which you think would be a family-friendly game for people to play."

This is an unfortunate way to talk about a very serious problem with online safety, and there could certainly be more done. I'm not sure "funny" is a good description in this case.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Simple solution: Ban everyone who plays Uno.

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
there right

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
http://i.imgur.com/9M2KqSs.gifv

PixoPoxo
Dec 11, 2006
Am get!

Mega64 posted:

Simple solution: Ban everyone who plays on XBox.

ftfy

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
what if you have a really funny penis? asking for a friend

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[me exposing my pen0r to an Xbox one]

XBONE: New user detected

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

frank.club posted:

[me exposing my pen0r to an Xbox one]

XBONE: New user detected

more like

xbone: try moving closer to the camera

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Endorph posted:

xbone: try moving closer to the camera

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Endorph posted:

more like

xbone: try moving closer to the camera

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
yeah its called xbox cause its x rated you stupid gently caress, stop banning those horndogs

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

I remember reading an article about an angry mom calling xbox360 support demanding to know why her son's live account was suspended and they had to tell her it because he was whipping his dong out during Uno haha.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The Silver Snail posted:

I remember reading an article about an angry mom calling xbox360 support, asking why her son's live account was suspended and they had to tell her it because he was whipping his dong out during Uno haha.

Lmao dongwin.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dongwin Butler

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


dong trunc nguyen phó

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Endorph posted:

more like

xbone: try moving closer to the camera

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Horny gamer persecution.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Dongwin Butler
Rebellion (Dongs)

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Seeing a penis online every 14 minutes while playing Uno isn't 'funny'

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

They probably thought it was strip uno

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*draws display penis card*

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




dongate

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Donghazi

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Dongwin Butler

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

triggered

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

Rebellion (Dongs)
Neighborhood #3 (Dongs Out)

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Neighborhood #3 (Dongs Out)
'Cause nothing's hid, from us kids.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

'Cause nothing's hid, from us kids.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Kids, eating spaghetti: You ain't fooling nobody with your take out.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

[Large man engulfed in hazy smoke and cast in sharp light turns around with handfuls of Endless Bread Sticks® and shifts the cigar to the corner of his mouth:] I see you lookin with your lookin rear end nigga.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that was Wayne's line

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

El Wombato
Mar 19, 2008

Mexican Marsupial

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Polygon: Boner meme no longer funny, retired after 200,000 years

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

cripes all the people here wanting to show dicks to underage kids playing uno... is this freaking badgame dot net?!?!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Neighborhood #3 (Dongs Out)
Hey
No Dongs Go

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

FactsAreUseless posted:

Dongwin Butler

he was actually really good in the nba all star celebrity game

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

NickRoweFillea posted:

he was actually really good in the nba all star celebrity game
Opposing team thought they had found a defender, turned out it was just a reflektor.

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


i have fond memories of playing xbox live uno back in highschool and discovering that it became this nexus for teenage chicks who wanted to send people pictures of their tits.

it was a pretty awesome discovery.

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