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Up next, a report on the dangers of heroin, which has killed dozens in this -- I'm sorry, I'm hearing that it's heron. The dangers of the heron that comes around sometimes and eats frogs.
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Though some are critical and use anti-castor language like "beaver run", the fact is the dams that protect our banks are not too big to fail, and animals of every species have something to lose. This is Bob Trout, signing off.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:29
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Tonight at 10, by popular request, we will be again showing the 1972 film "Frogs".
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Mar 10, 2015 01:33
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massive run on the banks today, it's complete carnage, green everywhere, cost of living increasing drastically and the freshwater supply is going to be seriously polluted
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Mar 10, 2015 01:35
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quote:Remembering those we lost in 2015
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Mar 10, 2015 01:36
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Obama has decided to be a live streamer on Twitch. He currently has 90 million people watching him play Battlefield 4. He's trying to snipe from just outside the range of a objective that flipped to the enemy and everybody is screaming at him to capture the objective. Republicans have responded by showing a live cross burning on the floor of congress.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:44
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Yaos posted:Obama has decided to be a live streamer on Twitch. He currently has 90 million people watching him play Battlefield 4. He's trying to snipe from just outside the range of a objective that flipped to the enemy and everybody is screaming at him to capture the objective. Following President Obama's enormously popular live stream on Twitch last week, republican strategists have released details on their plan to engage voters on the new digital medium. Sources say that they'll introduce a bill to grant constituents direct control of a US Navy combat strike group via Twitch chat, allowing taxpayers to "get what they paid for". The Whitehouse has yet to comment on the new development.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:15
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Militant beavers have continued their standoff with park authorities, insisting that they do not have to submit their dam to a planning commission for approval. Artist's rendering Their spokesman, Cliven Beavery, insists that the dam was there long before the park was established and that his colonial ancestor Erasmus Beavery built the dam in 1780. Park officials declined to comment on the air but one source said "no, it wasn't." Beavery has vowed to bite anyone who approaches the dam with his long, broad teeth.
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Mar 10, 2015 07:38
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Frog [crying]: What's the frequency, ribbit? What's the frequency?
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Mar 10, 2015 12:29
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Effectronica posted:Tonight at 10, by popular request, we will be again showing the 1972 film "Frogs". my history teacher showed this to us for an entire block period in high school. it wasn't even a sub day. it was right in the middle of civil war curriculum
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Mar 10, 2015 12:33
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With the legalisation of growing pondweed for personal use, we ask: does this move disproportionately benefit the duck community?
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Mar 10, 2015 12:35
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Tonight: "She ate my thorax and laid our eggs in the cavity". We report on the growing Men's Rights Movement among wharf spiders.
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Mar 10, 2015 12:42
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Considering the large amount of cuts most mainstream media have made to their environmental and science reporting, I find this thread somewhat unrealistic. I do find the way it completely ignores the four consecutive train derailments causing several massive oil spills in the Northern Ontarian wilderness, however, very accurate and astute. Continue.
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Mar 10, 2015 14:40
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Greece-European Union crisis: a Terrorist Fist Bump? Have people been deceived? Are these partners in fact part of a continental crime group? Find out more Tonight, on CNN.
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Mar 10, 2015 14:42
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FactsAreUseless posted:Frog [crying]: What's the frequency, ribbit? What's the frequency? You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh
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Mar 10, 2015 17:26
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Nckdictator posted:You wore a shirt of violent green, uh-huh [TAKE V/O WITNESS] "Uh-huh."
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Mar 10, 2015 18:21
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Al, the Channel Six Weatherman, walks into the studio to Kanye West's "Power." "It's VERY IMPORTANT that you get to a safe place, whether that is your basement or a shelter." *twitter is flooded with pics of people buying milk and bread*
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Mar 10, 2015 18:32
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Mar 10, 2015 18:34
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FactsAreUseless posted:This man gets jokes. He just doesn't like them, no sir. WTER News posted:Tomorrow marks the 14th anniversary of the tragic spring thaw event precipitated by a pack of lone wolves. Angry with the freedom afforded to stream dwelling species, the wolves drove a heard of mule deer onto a section of frozen stream headwaters normally sealed off to all use until after the final thaw. The weight of the mule deer and wolves broke apart the ice, submerging them in the frigid waters and weakening the structural integrity of the upstream ice-dam which had been holding back an abnormally large volume of melt-water. The loss of structural integrity resulted in the release of a torrential flood of melt-water and debris downstream. The aftermath of the event saw thousands of downstream species crushed under the weight of the flood of scoured out dirt and rock. However, some critics still argue with the official assessment of the events of that day, claiming "wet mule can't melt sealed streams". zeroprime fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Mar 10, 2015 19:14
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FactsAreUseless posted:Police say a frog who died in an altercation near his home carried "sword and pistol by his side." Locals also said that the frog had strained relations within the community. [CUT BACK TO WITNESS] "I never understood his frequency, uh-huh. I never understood, he said 'don't gently caress with me,' uh-huh."
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Mar 10, 2015 19:14
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Morroque posted:Considering the large amount of cuts most mainstream media have made to their environmental and science reporting, I find this thread somewhat unrealistic. This just breaking, a post from a user calling himself "Morroque." It says, quote, "Considering the large amount of cuts [to] most mainstream media... I find this thread ... very accurate and astute. Continue." Thanks for that, Morroque. Let's see what twitter has to say about it!
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Mar 10, 2015 19:19
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zeroprime posted:Roll on snare drum.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:32
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It figures, none of you are talking about the distributaries downstream which mooch off of our abundance. I don't see why we have to contribute to those lazy mud animals, they live on a drat floodplain. This is typical Big Nature run amok, trying to redistribute the water table by lowering US to the level of those loving cockers. I'm not talking about all woodcocks when I say that, just the trashy, stereotypical cockers.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:34
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FactsAreUseless posted:Frog [crying]: What's the frequency, ribbit? What's the frequency? zeroprime posted:Roll on snare drum. Sweet sassy molassey. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Mar 10, 2015 22:03
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What does this mean for Hilary in 2016?
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Mar 12, 2015 14:31
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Hello this is bird with opinion talk, outside of meanstream (bigotness against birds, who cannot swim). Now I suppose to feel sorry for slamon? Maybe they could stream up safe if they pull by bootstraps. Oh, that rigtht, they don't even have feets! Maybe they get lucky, and end up in superiority bird belly. Gimme a beak.
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Mar 12, 2015 15:11
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Oh, I sorry, millenenialls don't like bird use free speach without trigger warning? Why not you post about it on your internets. Oh right, you can't, because I beak plucked all keyboard buttons when you forget to lock cage.
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Mar 12, 2015 15:16
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Now let's look at some tweets.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:29
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Local bear seen eating blackberries. Said he didn't like the new apple technology when asked.
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Mar 12, 2015 16:40
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Bicyclops posted:Hello this is bird with opinion talk, outside of meanstream (bigotness against birds, who cannot swim). Now I suppose to feel sorry for slamon? Maybe they could stream up safe if they pull by bootstraps. Oh, that rigtht, they don't even have feets! Maybe they get lucky, and end up in superiority bird belly. Gimme a beak. Hi, this is an ostrich. I just wanted to call in and say I agree with everything that bird said. it's nice having someone who can see over the lieberal hype, much like me, because I have such a long neck
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Mar 12, 2015 16:57
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Chokes McGee posted:Hi, this is an ostrich. I just wanted to call in and say I agree with everything that bird said. it's nice having someone who can see over the lieberal hype, much like me, because I have such a long neck Let's take a look at some of your messages now: A freshwater guppy says, "Ostriches have had their head in the sand about the issue of 'fish-scrimination' for a long time now. It's a real problem. When a crocodile attacks a water hole, everyone else runs away onto the land and us fish are left to fend for ourselves." Ostrich, how do you respond to that?
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Mar 12, 2015 18:15
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Bear, how do you feel about the obesity epidemic. Bear: [hibernates]
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Mar 12, 2015 20:50
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Well there you have it, one bear whose fat stores are used to survive the winter, instead of die of diabetes. Back to you in the studio.
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Mar 12, 2015 20:51
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Hibbernating?? More like bearly working. Sound like a lazy excuse for a long vacation. I not call out of work when cruel winter give me pinfeather attacks!  Someone please put the cover on my cage, I need a pinfeather nap.
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"In politics today, the less-nasty party has lashed out at the nasty party's policy which they say bans food for the poor. A less-nasty party spokesman said "This is typical nasty party ideology taking precedence over the Hard Working *country*men that make this country great, thats why the less-nasty party promises to make food available for purchase to anyone who it isn't unpopular to do so to." Meanwhile, nasty party spokesmen said "We at the nasty party believe people have a responsbility for their actions, it is the less-nasty party who want to return our country to the less-nasty something-for-nothing culture which we are still trying to fix. Thats why the nasty party promises to do nasty things to people who are unpopular," This is a tricky political situation, if only there was some kind of investigatory institution that tried to uncover what was actually happening. And now - *bigoted celebrity* draws umbrage at *event*"
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Mar 13, 2015 06:29
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CommieGIR posted:They were no angels.  i actually googled "black angel" and a bunch of mopey whiteys and anime came up hahhaaha holy poo poo
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Mar 13, 2015 06:50
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Stottie Kyek posted:Let's take a look at some of your messages now: A freshwater guppy says, "Ostriches have had their head in the sand about the issue of 'fish-scrimination' for a long time now. It's a real problem. When a crocodile attacks a water hole, everyone else runs away onto the land and us fish are left to fend for ourselves." Ostrich, how do you respond to that? I think being attacked just for being an ostrich shows that the real racists are guppies
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Mar 14, 2015 17:28
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Chokes McGee posted:I think being attacked just for being an ostrich shows that the real racists are guppies Guppy leaders have shown no leadership in this crisis. They just expect everyone to follow the crowd. Its no wonder that guppy culture is in such a sad state.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:06
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Due to high water levels and a strong current, the morning show's puppy segment goes poorly.
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This is quite possibly the least funny poo poo I've ever seen in my life (though I admit I only read part of like 3 posts)
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