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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Are you one of those disbelievers who blame God for everything? God is one of those rear end in a top hat bosses who takes credit for all the successful projects his workers do but shockingly never seems to have a hand in anything that ever fails. So let's see, according to you your God is an rear end in a top hat who takes credit for things he doesn't do and believes that child rapists did nothing wrong. You are the worst advocate for God I've ever seen here, and this is a forum that has Brandor, Kyrie, and Milktank.
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:I feel a thorn beginning to pierce into the bottom of my foot. Yikes! Don't press down with your weight. Can you tell what the color of the leaves are?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:31
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Who What Now posted:God is one of those rear end in a top hat bosses who takes credit for all the successful projects his workers do but shockingly never seems to have a hand in anything that ever fails. Seriously, Kyrie at least had intellect and sources to back his claims, Brandor had some terrible sources but at least put something to back his works.... This is just sad.
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I mean... from all the linked sources that are years and years old, it seems pretty clear this is a copy/paste and not someone's genuine opinions, which might be why.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:37
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 Genesis 1:1. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:50
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:
The earth is significantly younger than the galaxy, even the universe. So either he was really slow on the draw, or it happened naturally. Evidence is not in your favor. Bicyclops posted:I mean... from all the linked sources that are years and years old, it seems pretty clear this is a copy/paste and not someone's genuine opinions, which might be why. Yeah, this thread is pretty much Enchanter masturbating to his own Faith.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:52
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:
Why did he put all that light pollution in Europe, though?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:53
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ChairMaster posted:The whole point of God is that he's responsible for everything in the first place, you're the heretic here I think. Why do you speak out against God when you don't even believe in His existence?
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Mar 15, 2015 18:58
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I like that Deuteronomy verse about how if two guys are in a fight and a woman grabs one of the guy's balls, she is supposed to have her hand cut off. That's a great one, really kills at parties.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:59
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:
NBA 1:1: In the beginning Jordan and Kobe created B-Ball and Jordan CHAOS DUNK'd the world into existence.
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Mar 15, 2015 19:01
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SedanChair posted:Oh, I see how it is. When humans build something, God set the conditions for them to create it and deserves the credit. But when humans sin, and God punishes them, God is not to blame for creating their entire natures. I guess your poo poo is all hosed up and doesn't make any sense. Man has dominion over the earth. He does not take credit for the things that we build or make with it,
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Mar 15, 2015 19:03
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(the turtle) In the beginning... (couldn't) ...the Turtle vomited up the Universe... (help us) ...and all is Discordia!
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WWF 1:1 : In the beginning the was the Hulkster and he made The Ring AND ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS, BROTHER!!!
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and Earth. And the Lord said "Whoopsie-doodle!"
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Mar 15, 2015 19:07
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Who What Now posted:God is one of those rear end in a top hat bosses who takes credit for all the successful projects his workers do but shockingly never seems to have a hand in anything that ever fails. Please stop lying about me by saying that I have said something I have not. And please stop bad mouthing my God.
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Mar 15, 2015 19:12
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Why do you speak out against God when you don't even believe in His existence? 
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Man has dominion over the earth. He does not take credit for the things that we build or make with it, You're just making this up as you go along.
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And lo, God's final message to mankind was writ upon the mountaintops: WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. -4th Adams, 34: 26
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Please stop lying about me by saying that I have said something I have not. And please stop bad mouthing my God. Can you point out where you think I'm putting words in your mouth so I could kindly show you that I'm not? TIA
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CommieGIR posted:Right so it just popped into existence. As a matter it did just pop up. God creates things out of nothing.
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:As a matter it did just pop up. God creates things out of nothing. That's nice. If only reality reflected this somehow...
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Mar 15, 2015 19:26
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Please stop lying about me by saying that I have said something I have not. And please stop bad mouthing my God.
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Mar 15, 2015 19:27
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Why do you speak out against God when you don't even believe in His existence? Because you're insane, yet you can vote or even get elected. Someone has to oppose your lunacy, because history is littered with examples of what happens when no one does so. It's interesting that you claim to be Catholic, because official Catholic doctrine agrees with the scientific findings of the age of the earth, age of the universe, and evolution, saying that the Genesis stories are allegories, not things that actually happened as written. e: Enchanter Homnibus posted:You blindly believe the thoughts of others and do not really even know. I at least know that the photograph in the opening post is of the Holy Spirit. No, we don't believe things blindly and no, you don't know that. Hello Sailor fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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CommieGIR posted:The earth is significantly younger than the galaxy, even the universe. So either he was really slow on the draw, or it happened naturally. You blindly believe the thoughts of others and do not really even know. I at least know that the photograph in the opening post is of the Holy Spirit.
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:You blindly believe the thoughts of others and do not really even know. Riiiiiiggghhhhhtttt. Enchanter Homnibus posted:I at least know that the photograph in the opening post is of the Holy Spirit. Riiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhtttttttt. And what meds are you just coming off of?
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Mar 15, 2015 19:33
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Bicyclops posted:Why did he put all that light pollution in Europe, though? Why are you are being so negative?
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Mar 15, 2015 19:42
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Why are you are being so negative? I, as an agent of Satan, thrive upon negativity. 
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Mar 15, 2015 19:46
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I'm not 100% on this but I think this guy might be a terrible troll
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I don't think anyone believes that he isn't, but he's clearly copy-pasting off of someone who isn't a troll.
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Mar 15, 2015 19:50
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blatman posted:I'm not 100% on this but I think this guy might be a terrible troll Thanks for telling us.
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No problem I was a little worried
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SedanChair posted:You're just making this up as you go along. Genesis 2:28. Then God said, Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds in the air, and over the cattle, over all earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Genesis 2:28. Then God said, Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds in the air, and over the cattle, over all earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth. Gensis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Wow, this god guy is a prick.
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Mar 15, 2015 20:14
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Genesis 2:28. Then God said, Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness site posted:God made man in His image, so assume that God is a complete shithead. Closer to Hitler or Stalin than anything else, going off his appearances in the Old Testament.
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:It is a big headed person whom thinks he is more than his Creator. What could be more big-headed than claiming you're going to live forever and have a personal relationship with the supreme creator of the universe?
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Who What Now posted:Can you point out where you think I'm putting words in your mouth so I could kindly show you that I'm not? TIA You said, "according to you your God is an rear end in a top hat." You are just making this up. I never said nor implied that God is an "a.......". These are your words and not mine. Who What Now posted:So let's see, according to you your God is an rear end in a top hat who takes credit for things he doesn't do and believes that child rapists did nothing wrong. You are the worst advocate for God I've ever seen here, and this is a forum that has Brandor, Kyrie, and Milktank.
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site posted:Touching the poop again: You already copped to Yahweh being evil and no better than Hitler or Stalin so we're not saying anything you don't agree with. You are lying. I said no such thing. Please stop trolling.
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Hello Sailor posted:Because you're insane, yet you can vote or even get elected. Someone has to oppose your lunacy, because history is littered with examples of what happens when no one does so. Could it be that you are an anti-Christ? Show me Catholic doctrine saying this.
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site posted:God made man in His image, so assume that God is a complete shithead. Closer to Hitler or Stalin than anything else, going off his appearances in the Old Testament. Enchanter Homnibus posted:And considering that He created you. What would that make you? site posted:We're all shitheads. Including you. Enchanter Homnibus posted:And now we can see It for what It is. Enchanter Homnibus posted:You are lying. I said no such thing. Please stop trolling. Omg stitching the together on awful app is truly awful. site fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:You said, "according to you your God is an rear end in a top hat." You are just making this up. I never said nor implied that God is an "a.......". These are your words and not mine. Sorry, what would you call someone who loves and protects pedophiles? Because rear end in a top hat sounds a little soft if anything.
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