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Effectronica posted:I'm glad you love your occupational therapist girlfriend. Opening Thread - first post.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 18:12 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 12:21 |
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Im glad Kyoon found Christ
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 18:14 |
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:Hail seitan It's pronounced 'Sataan' Scrub-Niggurath posted:Im glad Kyoon found Christ Eh, the links are just not Frontpage 98 quality like they used to be...
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 18:16 |
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I'm here to show evidence of God's existence here on earth.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:20 |
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If you prove god there's no need for faith, and you destroy salvation for everyone. Stop trying to destroy salvation.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:21 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:I'm here to show evidence of God's existence here on earth. We already know. He's got his whole cubic room here on Earth insh'Allah!
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:23 |
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:29 |
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LloydDobler posted:If you prove god there's no need for faith, and you destroy salvation for everyone. Stop trying to destroy salvation. If God had not revealed Himself to us, we would not have faith and there would be no salvation.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:34 |
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:44 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Elijah Ascends to Heaven So what your saying is that a reading of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz ought to be included in the Bible? Seriously dude, seek help.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:48 |
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So are the catholic saints wizards or something? If I pray to Dumbledore can he like, make me a sandwich?
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:54 |
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Have you run this past the pope? I need my insanity framed in Latin before I can accept it.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:57 |
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Archonex posted:So what your saying is that a reading of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz ought to be included in the Bible? The spiritual tunnel leading to heaven is mentioned in the Bible.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:01 |
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My girlfriends vag is a spiritual tunnel leading to heaven and we do often get to know each other in a biblical sense. Your theology all checks out imo.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:06 |
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I guess it's possible that I'm missing something obvious—it wouldn't be the first time. But what I see here is, "I found some pictures of round stuff; therefore, God." I guess I need a more detailed explanation.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:47 |
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Is that first photo of diatoms? Does that mean Jesus had a microscopic head?
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:54 |
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Infinite Karma posted:Is that first photo of diatoms? Does that mean Jesus had a microscopic head? Google Image Search suggests they're "orbs", photographic artefacts that are often interpreted as evidence of the paranormal. To the OP I'm not sure I can say anything terribly useful or helpful, although I wish I could.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:05 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:The spiritual tunnel leading to heaven is mentioned in the Bible. There's a spiritual tunnel right here waiting to take you to "heaven" if you know what I mean, OP. :bigtran:
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:02 |
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vegetables posted:Google Image Search suggests they're "orbs", photographic artefacts that are often interpreted as evidence of the paranormal. Wikipedia does not have it completely right. There are such photo anomalies such as orbital reflections, dust, rain, snow and so forth. But that is not what I'm referring to here. Many people, including myself, who have witnessed these "orbs" with their naked eyes believe them to be a spiritual entity. Many call them "spirit orbs" or "angel orbs". The photographs of them have been a mystery to mankind for decades. The photograph in the opening thread is of the Spirit of God. This is evident with the artist rendition of the Halo and the scripture supporting that it is truly the Spirit of God. The Spirit of God is highly misunderstood. 1 Corinthians 2:14. But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; nor can they know them, because they are spiritually discerned. Here is a great deal of testimonies of people who have witnessed the "orb" with their naked eyes. http://faceless39.hubpages.com/hub/White-Ball-Of-Light
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:09 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Wikipedia does not have it completely right. There are such photo anomalies such as orbital reflections, dust, rain, snow and so forth. But that is not what I'm referring to here. Many people, including myself, who have witnessed these "orbs" with their naked eyes believe them to be a spiritual entity. Many call them "spirit orbs" or "angel orbs". The photographs of them have been a mystery to mankind for decades. The photograph in the opening thread is of the Spirit of God. This is evident with the artist rendition of the Halo and the scripture supporting that it is truly the Spirit of God. The Spirit of God is highly misunderstood.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:14 |
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Secret Agent X23 posted:I guess it's possible that I'm missing something obvious—it wouldn't be the first time. But what I see here is, "I found some pictures of round stuff; therefore, God." I guess I need a more detailed explanation. Can you post the pictures and let me have a look?
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 00:12 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Can you post the pictures and let me have a look? Well, if that's what you have to say about it, I guess it answers my question.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 00:29 |
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It sounds like you probably got abducted by aliens op. Bright light and then a whirlwind into the sky? Thats a classic abduction scenario.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 01:26 |
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Imagine this post is a jpg of a pile of poop on top of a bible. Too lazy to find one and post it on a phone Tia
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 01:53 |
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Secret Agent X23 posted:Well, if that's what you have to say about it, I guess it answers my question. I failed to see your sarcasm.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 01:57 |
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Below is an acrylic painting by a modern day artistic genius and inspired by God through a dream. By: Child Prodigy Akiane Kramarik entitled, "Pyramid." ...In one of my dreams I saw the image of white pyramids beaten by the ocean waves and surrounded by live bubbles. Unlike most of my dreams I saw the image of white pyramids beaten by the ocean waves and surrounded by live bubbles. Unlike most of my paintings, I had no idea what those symbols meant, but I painted them anyway. Today the meaning still remains a riddle... Akiane Kramarick The scripture that this painting reminds me of is: Genesis 1:2. The earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. It appears that God is inspiring modern day artistic geniuses to paint "live bubbles."
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:22 |
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Triangles! Pyramids! Nobody has done this before! Surely this child is a prodigy!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:25 |
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site posted:Imagine this post is a jpg of a pile of poop on top of a bible. A photograph is merely a photograph. Despite the fact that it is of the Spirit of God, it would still go under the Bible.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:28 |
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CommieGIR posted:Triangles! Pyramids! Nobody has done this before! She is, you should view some more of her works. She's fantastic.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:31 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:She is, you should view some more of her works. She's fantastic. Surely the Egyptians were inspired too!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:34 |
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CommieGIR posted:Surely the Egyptians were inspired too! Never heard of it.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:37 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Wikipedia does not have it completely right. There are such photo anomalies such as orbital reflections, dust, rain, snow and so forth. But that is not what I'm referring to here. Many people, including myself, who have witnessed these "orbs" with their naked eyes believe them to be a spiritual entity. Many call them "spirit orbs" or "angel orbs". The photographs of them have been a mystery to mankind for decades. The photograph in the opening thread is of the Spirit of God. This is evident with the artist rendition of the Halo and the scripture supporting that it is truly the Spirit of God. The Spirit of God is highly misunderstood. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floater
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:38 |
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Enchanter Homnibus posted:Never heard of it. Look, Divine Inspiration! What does it mean!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:40 |
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i think you can see god in the upper left hand corner of this image, not sure though, need some professional input here
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 03:40 |
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Palace of Hate posted:
Damnit palace we've gone over this. That isn't God. God had blue and white making on his tail. This is the Holy Spirit. Notice the vestigial fins? You'll never get out of high school at this rate.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 04:04 |
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Where does the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) fit in with all this?
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 04:17 |
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Kudaros posted:Where does the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) fit in with all this? It sounds like you can ask him yourself once the whirlwind bears u to paradise.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 05:57 |
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Why use old pictures? It's still easy to get a picture of your god, along with it's halo: Look at it there, taking literally no part in the day to day lives of it's subjects, as always. Be sure not to look on it's splendour directly though, or you'll go blind just like your book warns you hth
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 07:17 |
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quote:"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice... And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people." -Adolf Hitler, April 12, 1922. Hail Satan
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Kudaros posted:Where does the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) fit in with all this? In the 9th Bolgia of the Eighth circle of Hell, infidel! Praise Jesus
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