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fuck. marry. t-rex

Hello to all newbs, lurkers, and long time friends, and welcome to GBS! The first rule you should know right off the bat, is the most important rule: that is that GBS roolz! ha ha

But seriously, all normal posting rules apply.

Also, we encourage posters to make threads in the sub-forum created for the subject at hand, eg. Anime in ADTRW, comic books in BSB, Rape in GBS, etc. With over 50 different sub-forums, we know this can be confusing, so here are some classic gbs subjects we know and love!
Try to join our discussion with:

  • Gun Control
  • How To Murder Animals
  • What is the Difference Between Animals, Minorities, and Women
  • Black Crime
  • The Site-wide Fedora Census
  • Libertarianism (It's happening!)
  • The United States Police Forces
  • tfw around young girls
  • OK CUPID / Tindr Pick-up Art
  • Mock & Stalk Megathreads
  • Keurig Brand Coffee Makers
  • Anal Sex (Try to work this into as much as possible iykwim)
  • The Warhammer 40k meme & skeletons in general (woah scared myself haha)
  • Taxes
  • Body Weight

Good luck! :)

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treasure bear

im so excited, it's my first day in gbs

Miss Psychosis

dear obama: i think you would be a hot lady.

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
lets be random here: gbs is better than byob

Miss Psychosis

What is Our Presidents body weight? [Realizing I'm not GBS enough] and does he have a skeleton?

fuck. marry. t-rex

Gone Fashing posted:

lets be random here: gbs is better than byob

It's the probably the best.

Miss Psychosis

Pavel Petal Naked.

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
stay safe, comedy ghost

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SurfinArbiter

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so is this gbs 3.0 now?

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
pegging is the new hot GBS meme, jump on it now!

fuck. marry. t-rex

Frankly Michelle Obama is overweight but I still sexually harass her over twitter.

Miss Psychosis

Michelle[To daughter]: What's a "Thot"?

Piso Mojado

Title - GBS PhotoShop Memes
Tag - PhotoShop
Body - looking for funny ways to edit 911, goatse, and miscarriage webcomic so I can freak out my Facebook feed.

fuck. marry. t-rex

I'm kinda uncomfortable with homosexuals, but I think I play it off in a cool way- plus who doesn't love anal sex?

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
guys guys guys, I just got One word:
doobie's dogs

fuck. marry. t-rex

Spanish Manlove posted:

guys guys guys, I just got One word:
doobie's dogs

There is only one thing I love more than hot dogs- killing dogs with baseball bat I hammered a nail through.

Stormyish

do you guys got any more of those OSHA threads?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Heya! School just let out and I'm raring to stalk some disabled people online! Is anyone else going to the upcoming special Olympics to mock and fight out sworn GBS enemies?

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
hold up I got an idea, get this:

another thread about me taking a poop. now I know these get gassed every day but by golly I think this one will work today

Stormyish

*lets out a soft chuckle while browsing GBS* im gay, hah

fuck. marry. t-rex

(Let it all out Manlove... let it all out)

GEExCEE

SurfinArbiter posted:

so is this gbs 3.0 now?

yep

fuck. marry. t-rex

*brow furrowed in thought*

I've got the perfect joke for a thread... if only skeletons had assholes...

Miss Psychosis

GBS > E/N > I lacked secure attachment as a child and now I'm into petplay.

Stormyish

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*brow furrowed in thought*

I've got the perfect joke for a thread... if only skeletons had assholes...

you don't have the guts to make that kind of joke

SurfinArbiter

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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*brow furrowed in thought*

I've got the perfect joke for a thread... if only skeletons had assholes...

:yohoho:

does that help?

GEExCEE

Miss Psychosis posted:

GBS > E/N > I lacked secure attachment as a child and now I'm into petplay.

Please don't kinkshame

Miss Psychosis

GEExCEE posted:

Please don't kinkshame

Sorry

GEExCEE

GEExCEE posted:

Please don't kinkshame

:gb2gbs:

GEExCEE

rule #69: no kinkshaming LOL!

Miss Psychosis

GBS > E/N > I lacked secure attachment as a child and thankfully it didn't really affect me.

Miss Psychosis

My boss won't let me wear dog ears during business hours. How can I get him fired?

GEExCEE

GBS 2.0: My Pony Play Fetish and its Relationship or Lack Thereof to Whatever Other Psychological Issues I May or May Not Have is Not an Appropriate Topic of Discussion for This Forum!!!

GEExCEE

Miss Psychosis posted:

My boss won't let me wear dog ears during business hours. How can I get him fired?

thats hosed up as hell. unfortunately, because this is america, you can't fire him - he's the boss

Miss Psychosis

GEExCEE posted:

thats hosed up as hell. unfortunately, because this is america, you can't fire him - he's the boss

[Quietly to myself] He's the master....

GEExCEE

wear the ears while you suck his dick

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


Spanish Manlove posted:

pegging is the new hot GBS meme, jump on it now!

[me reading the brazzers forum furtively] the next one is in here somewhere....

Blue Wher

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

GEExCEE posted:

GBS 2.0: My Pony Play Fetish and its Relationship or Lack Thereof to Whatever Other Psychological Issues I May or May Not Have is Not an Appropriate Topic of Discussion for This Forum!!!

Curses, foiled again.

fuck. marry. t-rex

I have 4 solid reasons I can't look a woman in the eyes, and only two of them have to do with her breasts.

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GEExCEE

get everyone in your office to wear the ears, and go on strike, and gently caress

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