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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Poorly designed road systems end up as traffic nightmares, well designed road systems flow smoothly.

In a shocking, unforeseeable twist it turns out the Kotaku is just loving bad at the game. Like a typical gamer he blames the game for his own shortcomings.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Frog Act posted:

I really want this game, it looks like the spiritual successor to sim city 2000



New Orleans Simulator 2015.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

*Treebeard voice*

Relleeease the RIVEEEERRRR

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Larry Parrish posted:

As far as I can tell you just pump the city shitwater directly into the river/coast like it's no biggs.

Where can humanity feel free to poop if not the ocean?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Frog Act posted:

anyway i hope that the devs or some modders tweak things to make happiness, education, and crime a little more realistic. everyone that lives in my city is happy as poo poo all the time and there's no crime and the schools are all full. there should be some kind of equivalent of urban blight and a horrific cycle of poverty, if only because my city needs women with drawn-on eyebrows to work at the drug stores and blue collar drunks for the fish stick factory.

So basically they made the same mistake that the machines did when they built the first Matrix.

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