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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/apple-should-pull-the-plug-on-the-iphone

quote:

By
JOHN
C. DVORAK
BERKELEY (MarketWatch) -- The hype over the unreleased iPhone has actually increased over the past month despite the fact that nobody has seen or used the device. This, if nothing else, proves the power of branding and especially the power of brand loyalty.

It's the loyalists who keep promoting this device as if it is going to be anything other than another phone in a crowded market. And it's exactly the crowded-market aspect of this that analysts seem to be ignoring.

Apple Inc.'s AAPL, +0.31% past successes have been in markets that were emerging or moribund. Its biggest hit has been the iPod. But let's examine what happened here.

First the MP3 player business was segmented and unfocused with numerous players making a lot of cheap junk and not doing much to market any of it.

Apple does what? Advertise. Gosh, what a concept.

Then there was the online music distribution business, again unfocused and out-of-control with little marketing and a lot of incompatible technologies. So Apple comes in with a reasonable solution, links it to the heavily promoted iPod and bingo. A winner.

It advertises on TV, on billboards and on the Internet. Within no time the company takes over the business that would probably still be languishing without Apple.

Thus Apple does what it does best. It produces a jazzy product and promotes it like any good business should do. And in the process manages to get a high margin.

This is nothing more than the fundamentals.

Now compare that effort and overlay the mobile handset business. This is not an emerging business. In fact it's gone so far that it's in the process of consolidation with probably two players dominating everything, Nokia Corp. NOK, +0.39% and Motorola Inc. MSI, +0.20%

During this phase of a market margins are incredibly thin so that the small fry cannot compete without losing a lot of money.

As for advertising and expensive marketing this is nothing like Apple has ever stepped into. It's a buzz saw waiting to chop up newbies

The problem here is that while Apple can play the fashion game as well as any company, there is no evidence that it can play it fast enough. These phones go in and out of style so fast that unless Apple has half a dozen variants in the pipeline, its phone, even if immediately successful, will be passé within 3 months.

There is no likelihood that Apple can be successful in a business this competitive. Even in the business where it is a clear pioneer, the personal computer, it had to compete with Microsoft and can only sustain a 5% market share.

And its survival in the computer business relies on good margins. Those margins cannot exist in the mobile handset business for more than 15 minutes.

And note that the Microsoft Corp. MSFT, +0.05% versus Apple battles are laughable compared to the frenzied marketing mania in the handset business. Even Microsoft itself has troubles with its attempts to get into a small sub segment of the handset business with its operating system.

What Apple risks here is its reputation as a hot company that can do no wrong. If it's smart it will call the iPhone a "reference design" and pass it to some suckers to build with someone else's marketing budget. Then it can wash its hands of any marketplace failures.

It should do that immediately before it's too late. Samsung Electronics Ltd. SSNGY, +0.00% might be a candidate. Otherwise I'd advise you to cover your eyes. You're not going to like what you'll see.

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/stories/2001-05-20/commentary-sorry-steve-heres-why-apple-stores-wont-work

quote:

Commentary: Sorry, Steve: Here's Why Apple Stores Won't Work
May 20, 2001

By Cliff Edwards

For years, Apple Computer (AAPL) CEO Steven P. Jobs has tried working with retailers to make shopping for Apple's stylish products as appealing as using them--everything from setting up kiosks to special sections adorned with Apple's Think Different posters. Still, the computer maker's share has fallen, and Jobs figures he knows why. "Buying a car is no longer the worst purchasing experience. Buying a computer is now No. 1," he griped at the MacWorld trade show in January.

Now, he's taking matters into his own hands. On May 19, Apple will open a swanky new retail store--the first of as many 110 nationwide--at Tyson's Corner Galleria mall outside Washington. While Apple execs won't comment on their plans, the idea seems clear: Well-trained Apple salespeople in posh Apple stores can convince would-be buyers of the Mac's unique advantages, including its well-regarded iMovie software for making home videos and its iTunes program for burning custom CDs.

"CAVIAR." With its top-notch brand and proven marketing panache, Apple should have a shot at improving on the Gateway Country Store model. And it will give Apple fresh outlets to sell its own products such as the titanium PowerBook and other companies' consumer gadgets such as Handspring Inc.'s Visor handheld line. The company would gain new revenue as a reseller of other electronic goodies and have more control over marketing and servicing of its products. What's more, Apple could boost margins by cutting out middlemen and wooing buyers to higher-priced models.

The way Jobs sees it, the stores look to be a sure thing. But even if they attain a measure of success, few outsiders think new stores, no matter how well-conceived, will get Apple back on the hot-growth path. Jobs's focus on selling just a few consumer Macs has helped boost profits, but it is keeping Apple from exploring potential new markets. And his perfectionist attention to aesthetics has resulted in beautiful but pricey products with limited appeal outside the faithful: Apple's market share is a measly 2.8%. "Apple's problem is it still believes the way to grow is serving caviar in a world that seems pretty content with cheese and crackers," gripes former Chief Financial Officer Joseph Graziano.

Rather than unveil a Velveeta Mac, Jobs thinks he can do a better job than experienced retailers at moving the beluga. Problem is, the numbers don't add up. Given the decision to set up shop in high-rent districts in Manhattan, Boston, Chicago, and Jobs's hometown of Palo Alto, Calif., the leases for Apple's stores could cost $1.2 million a year each, says David A. Goldstein, president of researcher Channel Marketing Corp. Since PC retailing gross margins are normally 10% or less, Apple would have to sell $12 million a year per store to pay for the space. Gateway does about $8 million annually at each of its Country Stores. Then there's the cost of construction, hiring experienced staff. "I give them two years before they're turning out the lights on a very painful and expensive mistake," says Goldstein.

Harsh words. Still, Job's instinct that Apple has to take some dramatic steps is on target. In recent years, Apple has succeeded mainly by getting its 25 million-strong customer base to upgrade to pricier machines with higher margins. But only 12 million of them are due for upgrades in the next couple of years, analysts estimate. Meantime, Dell Computer Corp. and Compaq Computer Corp. have been stealing share from Apple in the key education market.

What's more, Apple's retail thrust could be one step forward, two steps back in terms of getting Macs in front of customers. Since most Mac fans already know where to buy, much of the sales from Apple's stores could come out of the hides of existing Mac dealers. That would bring its already damaged relations with partners to new lows. In early 1999, Best Buy Co. (BBY) dropped the iMac line after refusing a Jobs edict that it stock all eight colors. Sears, Roebuck & Co. (S) late last year dumped Apple, sources say, after concluding that sales were too hit or miss. And in recent weeks, Mac-only chains such as The Computer Store and ComputerWare have closed down, citing weak margins. Now, faced with competition from Apple, others may cut back. "When you choose to compete with your retailers, clearly that's not a comfortable situation," says CompUSA Chief Operating Officer Lawrence N. Mondry.

Indeed, rather than taking on the retailers who ought to be its partners, Apple would do better improving how it works with them. A good step would be to end the "think secret" approach that shrouds every new-product announcement. Covert operations worked beautifully when Jobs first arrived on the scene; his charismatic stage presence and Apple's eye-popping designs created priceless buzz. Now, retailers complain that the secrecy prevents them from doing advance advertising to hype sales and clear out inventory. "They are the most secretive company I've ever done business with," says one top retailer. "They should let the news leak out, to convince the world how exciting their stuff is. That's how everyone else does it." Maybe it's time Steve Jobs stopped thinking quite so differently.

Corrections and Clarifications

"Sorry, Steve: Here's why it won't work," (News, Analysis & Commentary, May 21) reported that several Mac-only chains, including The Computer Store, have closed down, citing weak margins. While a single store by that name in Wichita Falls, Tex., did cease retail operations in August, 2000, it is not affiliated with Computer Stores Northwest, Inc., which operates a chain of six stores also called The Computer Store in the Pacific Northwest. Computer Stores Northwest says it has no plans to close any of these stores. BusinessWeek regrets the error.

Edwards covers Apple from San Mateo, Calif.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
ban cremnob

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


OP is a stupid piece of poo poo, please ban

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

gr8 start here boys

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

gr8 start here boys

OP is a stupid piece of poo poo, please ban him.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eywi0h_Y5_U

pram
Jun 10, 2001
link some mroe articles about it bitch!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I predict apple will piss me off by having their stock rise and since I have none I will not benefit but cunts like cremnob will profit so yeah is that a good thing? certainly not

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

i bet apples stock will go up or down it probaly wont stay exactly the same but stranger things have happned!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol you have no idea

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
AAPL will become a complex number

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

imagine i just posted all of this https://duckduckgo.com/?q=site%3Adaringfireball.net+chowder

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Citizen Tayne posted:

OP is a stupid piece of poo poo, please ban him.

I agree.

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
arm loving MacBook coming soon guys. you are useless shithead if u think it won't

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Maximum Leader posted:

arm loving MacBook coming soon guys. you are useless shithead if u think it won't

osx on arm would be hwcka neat

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

By
JOHN
C. DVORAK

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
:siren: op this thread is prety freaking fail. heres ur chance to revive it.

a) post a animted gif of a classic YOSPOS meme but in another dimension where Apple was never revived and something is different, not sure.
or
b) post a gif or video or pic of the Feels Frog/Guy reading about Apple going bankrupt on a Blackberry
or
c) cum on a Blackberry or hell a Dvorak keyboard (needs labeled keycaps)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ah deadline is i guess when i get home tonight so prolly round 10:30 pacific

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

smythe what is with u and cum?

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
rip op

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

the apple television is suffering design challenges and has been pushed back from fall 2009 to spring 2010

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Maximum Leader posted:

arm loving MacBook coming soon guys. you are useless shithead if u think it won't

the new macbook was the perfect opportunity and they didnt do it

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Smythe posted:

a) post a animted gif of a classic YOSPOS meme but in another dimension where Apple was never revived and something is different, not sure.
classic yospos meme, like, from before or after it became as bad as post-2008 lf

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

classic yospos meme, like, from before or after it became as bad as post-2008 lf

eh, you're cool in my book so i guess ANY YOSPOS meme will do. Go hog wild.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

somewhere deep inside nsa hq, the words "google search: cum on a blackberry" flicker across a monitor

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im gla your choosing the comedy option. its really easy to make pretty convincing fake cum tho. and fun

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
an ARM macbook doesn't make much sense, when they can make x86 hardware in the same form factor already. lower cost? apple doesn't deal in that.

if they did make an ARM laptop that runs full OS X, well, you'd have another hardware transition w/ universal binaries etc, ok, except that'd mean non-universal binaries run like rear end. so either they limit it to universal only, or accept that most 3rd party apps will run like rear end. oh 3rd parties will port their stuff to ARM? fat chance, it's not like the PPC->x86 transition where they were phasing out the old platform forever. so 3rd party developers will be even slower to make universal versions of their software, if at all.

maybe an ARM macbook that runs iOS? makes more sense, but iPad already exists, and everything in iOS is based around touch interface. so it'd need a touch screen. Apple has said multiple times that the touch screen in a laptop form factor "doesn't work" i.e. it's not comfortable, you'd just want the screen itself. so you take the keyboard away and whoops you just have an iPad now

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

apple has said a shitload of things "won't work" then proceeded to release them as products a couple years later

phone, tablet, 7" tablet, watch off the top of my head

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

those things were less "doesnt work" more "not interested"

touchscreen laptop is bad from a design perspective unless its a convertible (and gently caress that)

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Smythe posted:

im gla your choosing the comedy option. its really easy to make pretty convincing fake cum tho. and fun

YOU FAKED IT??? OMG

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

I like the reports of bad apple watch sales in China, the reasoning being those that can afford $10k watches made their money through bribery and are all fat cats who don't care about their health so HealthKit apps have zero appeal.

New York fashionistas bash apple watch because they didn't get free lines of cocaine to snort and sycophantic parties to embellish.

Working at a news agency I get all these awesome sauce stories

quote:

EXCLUSIVE-Apple Watch not on shopping list for 69 pct of Americans -Reuters poll
13-Mar-2015 15:48

SAN FRANCISCO, March 13 (Reuters) - Apple Inc's AAPL.O new smartwatch may be a tough sell, with 69 percent of Americans indicating they are not interested in buying the gadget, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll.
However, the survey also showed limited awareness of the watch. The poll was taken after Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook rolled out the product on Monday, and only about half of respondents said they had heard news of the timepiece in the last few days.

MrMoo fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Mar 13, 2015

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

MrMoo posted:


New York fashionistas bash apple watch because they didn't get free lines of cocaine to snort and sycophantic parties to embellish.

steve would have never allowed an oversight like that

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nothing brings me more joy than knowing the apple watch isnt meeting sales expectations

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
not really for any reason other than that it sucks for cremnob though

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

goldmine

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Jun 15, 2009

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