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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



cheerfullydrab posted:

Has anyone seen and formed an opinion of the movie Blood Ties?

I'd pass unless you've got nothing better to watch. It's got some nice atmosphere but it's way slower than it should be and it's obvious that the cast is carrying the script. Also Billy Crudup looks like he walked in off the set of Anchorman.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Y'all, this is going to be the greatest loving movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F540eW4fs9Q
:circlefap:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Mmm, that new thread smell.

I'm going through and rewatching some of Tarkovsky's stuff that I don't remember very well, since it's all free on Youtube now. I just finished Solaris, should I watch Andrei Rublev or Mirror next?

I haven't seen Andrei Rublev, though I've heard it's a masterpiece, but I have seen The Mirror and it's absolutely phenomenal.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



The only skeleton thing that matter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Magic Hate Ball posted:

I haven't seen Andrei Rublev, though I've heard it's a masterpiece, but I have seen The Mirror and it's absolutely phenomenal.

Well that's all I needed to hear. Thanks!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Technically, most films, including Cinderella, are filled with skeletons.

By that logic, most films are filled with dicks, boobs, fish, and other things that lurk just below the surface of something.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Coffee And Pie posted:

By that logic, most films are filled with dicks, boobs, fish, and other things that lurk just below the surface of something.

I mean, technically, genetically men have boobs lurking just below the surface too, so every film is chock full of 'em no matter what! This is an exciting day for cinema discusso.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Coffee And Pie posted:

By that logic, most films are filled with dicks, boobs, fish, and other things that lurk just below the surface of something.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-sexual-images-hidden-your-favorite-disney-cartoo-1486

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

FreudianSlippers posted:

I was recently browsing Ebay for skulls and found out that you can buy actual human skeletons and spines online. They are like crazy expensive.

For buying, by International treaty, all skeletons come from india.

Friedpundit
May 6, 2009

Merry Christmas Scary Wormhole!

Magic Hate Ball posted:

I haven't seen Andrei Rublev, though I've heard it's a masterpiece, but I have seen The Mirror and it's absolutely phenomenal.

The opening scene of Andrei Rublev is one of the greatest short films ever. The rest of it depends on how you respond to theological debate.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 236 days!

Vincent posted:

The only skeleton thing that matter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q

My three year old loves this clip. I'll make a horror goon of him yet.

Kramjacks posted:

In Diablo 3 there's like a 75% chance of a skeleton being inside any barrel you break open. They're just sitting in there, for years, waiting for some dummy to open up their barrel and get spooked.

And then some fucker with The Blade of Fuckery wrecks its poo poo. All that preparation and patience wasted for like 5g and a Small Health Potion.

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Mar 13, 2015

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I know a lot of people prefer Trading Places, but I always loved Coming To America much more. Arsenio does a lot to liven the whole thing up.

The last act of Trading Places is largely laugh-free, which is bullshit. The plot, such as it is, kicks into high gear and the jokes sort of stop. It's a shame because the rest of it is so funny.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

DrVenkman posted:

The last act of Trading Places is largely laugh-free, which is bullshit. The plot, such as it is, kicks into high gear and the jokes sort of stop. It's a shame because the rest of it is so funny.

I dunno, I think once the lovely old guy says the n-word I'm pretty down for plot machinations leading to their downfall. I mean, gently caress those guys. Also, whenever my mom buys something that costs a dollar, she says "ONE DOLLAR" and then busts a gut.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Also, whenever my mom buys something that costs a dollar, she says "ONE DOLLAR" and then busts a gut.

Word to your mother, Sir or Madam.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Let's get this party started.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The A and O of skeletons, looks good on the side of a van too:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"






banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004





good thing they blurred out that bad word

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

[culla=big red]TufFEE did nO THINg W̡RA̸NG[/read]


If anyone has any spare novelty toy skulls they want to appear in a video, PM me and I'll send you my address. I need at least a dozen of them and am poor and I'm dead serious. I need, like, a pile of them.

I can't wait to explain this to my landlady.

e: If there's a good toy-skull delivery service, (possibly ebay?) lemme know

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Hbomberguy posted:

If anyone has any spare novelty toy skulls they want to appear in a video, PM me and I'll send you my address. I need at least a dozen of them and am poor and I'm dead serious. I need, like, a pile of them.

I can't wait to explain this to my landlady.

e: If there's a good toy-skull delivery service, (possibly ebay?) lemme know

Finally someone has found that Warhammer 40k script I wrote years ago!

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Hbomberguy posted:

If anyone has any spare novelty toy skulls they want to appear in a video, PM me and I'll send you my address. I need at least a dozen of them and am poor and I'm dead serious. I need, like, a pile of them.

I can't wait to explain this to my landlady.

e: If there's a good toy-skull delivery service, (possibly ebay?) lemme know

Buy one, use it to make a mold and then create as many as you need out of plaster or something.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

As long as you are not using those bones and skulls for this:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




The MSJ posted:

As long as you are not using those bones and skulls for this:



I swear I can smell this jpeg. It's repulsing me.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Hbomberguy posted:

If anyone has any spare novelty toy skulls they want to appear in a video, PM me and I'll send you my address. I need at least a dozen of them and am poor and I'm dead serious. I need, like, a pile of them.

I can't wait to explain this to my landlady.

e: If there's a good toy-skull delivery service, (possibly ebay?) lemme know

Does this mean we'll finally get the long-awaited sequel to The Sarkeesian Effect?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

The MSJ posted:

As long as you are not using those bones and skulls for this:



I hate you for making this a thing I know about.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Y'all, this is going to be the greatest loving movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F540eW4fs9Q
:circlefap:

drat right this is going to be awesome. I just bought my tickets for opening night for this one, but that's still 3 weeks away :argh:

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 236 days!

The MSJ posted:

As long as you are not using those bones and skulls for this:



I finally understand the concept of remains being "defiled" on a gut level. Like I would just assume this would lead to The Grudge type poo poo in a just world.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Hodgepodge posted:

I finally understand the concept of remains being "defiled" on a gut level. Like I would just assume this would lead to The Grudge type poo poo in a just world.

Still better than I, Frankenstein.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
I watched the pilot to Dead Like Me last night and it's actually a nice little film in itself.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

The skeletons were us the whole time.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Coffee And Pie posted:

By that logic, most films are filled with dicks, boobs, fish, and other things that lurk just below the surface of something.

Now say it again in your best noir detective voice.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Jonny Angel posted:

Now say it again in your best noir detective voice.

And that's when she walked into my office. The dame had a skeleton to die for.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

[culla=big red]TufFEE did nO THINg W̡RA̸NG[/read]


Plenty of things are lying just under the surface all the time. We're trained, when having an intelligent conversation, to forget the other person shits, pisses, gets diarrhea, et cetera.

In a way, all conversation is an attempt to distract yourself from thinking about your poop. At least that's how it works for me.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

GonSmithe posted:

Oh, also:

For the love of God, if you have platinum, please report people. I really REALLY do not want to have to read the loving American Sniper thread unless I absolutely have to.

gently caress you, cop, I ain't no narc.

C-Euro posted:

My fiancee's asking me to go see Cinderella this weekend. Would it be wildly inappropriate if I yell "THE KING IN THE NORTH!" every time Robb Stark comes on screen?

Won't be as good as the porno musical version we watched that had a gay black dude as the fairy godmother who was introduced by singing a song about robbing whitey blind AND which starred the guy who wrote the first Ninja Turtles movie as the jester.

Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I Love Dogs
The skeleton who plays the villain in Last Crusade pulls off one hell of a performance under all that make-up.

spaceships
Aug 4, 2005

i love too dumptruck

guacamole aficionado

TrixRabbi posted:

The skeletons were us the whole time.

my chrome extension changes skeleton to skeleton. is anyone saying skeleton or are they saying skeleton?

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Literally The Worst posted:

gently caress you, cop, I ain't no narc.


Won't be as good as the porno musical version we watched that had a gay black dude as the fairy godmother who was introduced by singing a song about robbing whitey blind AND which starred the guy who wrote the first Ninja Turtles movie as the jester.

To be fair, not much could possibly be as good as that sounds.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Magic Hate Ball posted:

I dunno, I think once the lovely old guy says the n-word I'm pretty down for plot machinations leading to their downfall. I mean, gently caress those guys. Also, whenever my mom buys something that costs a dollar, she says "ONE DOLLAR" and then busts a gut.

It's just really hard to get past Dan Aykroyd in black face and the villain getting raped by a gorilla.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Really? Have we gotten so PC that gorilla rape isn't funny any more?

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
How could anyone forget the best use of skeletons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_Fi7x93PY

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