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it's like a manual for how NOT to introduce someone to your fantasy world. I don't envy the translators also lol at a dude in the huge-rear end opening cutscene actually taking advantage of the gaping hole in the anime protagonist's armor to shoot him in the throat
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I like how the plots some weird super dense game of thrones stuff & the main characters are a pair of 12 year old children who don't affect it in any way and just wander around with everyone else for no real reason. I also liked killing the skeletons for bone parts and selling the bone parts for Gil.
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there was a shower in Mario RPG but you had to throw down some mad coin for the honeymoon suite to use it
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it was really cool if you bounced your check after that. the hotel makes Mario work there for a night as a bellhop to pay for it
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Mar 14, 2015 15:15
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suikoden lets you take a bath & have a statue pee on your dudes while in there
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in Breath of Fire part of the plot is sneaking in to see a princess or queen bathing because her tattoo has secret information.
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Bicyclops posted:lol This game is one heck of a thrill ride. I'm only five seconds in, and Nabudis has already fallen. And things aren't looking good for Dalmasca, either. Say what you want about Final Fantasy, but they sure know how to tell a story.
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Nabudis was my favorite fantasy place-name and they already killed it off in the first five minutes. Bravo, George R. R. Martin.
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Bicyclops posted:in Breath of Fire part of the plot is sneaking in to see a princess or queen bathing because her tattoo has secret information. seems pretty hosed up. i dont want my kids to think that sort of poo poo is okay.
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Breath of Fire also contains weird animal people and irritating music. don't let your children play breath of fire, which advocates for things which are not okay.
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Bicyclops posted:Breath of Fire also contains weird animal people and irritating music. don't let your children play breath of fire, which advocates for things which are not okay.
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Mar 15, 2015 13:50
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BoF games, best games.
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Great Joe posted:Breath of Fire 2 lets you kill a pope. It also has a monkey trying to rape human women. Also an androgynous plant thing.
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Great Joe posted:Breath of Fire 2 lets you kill a pope. Kind of like in Grandia II Man, I really wanna replay grandia II
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Axel Serenity posted:Kind of like in Grandia II that game got really weird near the end
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you can take a shower in mario rpg
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In Final Fantasy VI you travel from the Veldt to Nikeah using an underwater current. Probably the best example of a bath in a video game.
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Fredrik1 posted:In Final Fantasy VI you travel from the Veldt to Nikeah using an underwater current. Probably the best example of a bath in a video game. you have to find a diving helmet to do it but they only have one helmet  maybe sabin and gau can breathe underwater, and the helmet is for cyan.
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Fredrik1 posted:In Final Fantasy VI you travel from the Veldt to Nikeah using an underwater current. Probably the best example of a bath in a video game. lol
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Just here to say FF12 owns really hard and also the gambit system is cool and fun to play with. It's also not grindy at all unless you decide to grind for the super rare weapons which you don't need for anything but the super hardest optional bosses that you'd grind levels for in any other game anyway I agree that the sell-loot-to-make-new-items thing would've been more fun if it'd been more transparent, though. also I just assume everyone takes a bath when they stay at the inn
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gently caress of course. One of the most memorable baths in gaming.
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You take a bath in the Witcher 2, because you beat a boss, your sexy companion runs up to you, you both fall through a hole in the ground into a spring below and promptly have sex in it and then bathe.
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In the early Sims games, i forget which, maybe just the first, besides the showers your sims can take, you can make them especially clean by having them go for a swim in the pool and removing the ladder. 
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YIKES Stay Gooned posted:You take a bath in the Witcher 2, because you beat a boss, your sexy companion runs up to you, you both fall through a hole in the ground into a spring below and promptly have sex in it and then bathe. Hell yeah. 
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Harrow posted:Just here to say FF12 owns really hard and also the gambit system is cool and fun to play with. It's also not grindy at all unless you decide to grind for the super rare weapons which you don't need for anything but the super hardest optional bosses that you'd grind levels for in any other game anyway it's grindy as hell even if you just follow the main quest. so much mindless walking and mindless combat in that game YIKES Stay Gooned posted:You take a bath in the Witcher 2, because you beat a boss, your sexy companion runs up to you, you both fall through a hole in the ground into a spring below and promptly have sex in it and then bathe. a cool game imo
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I killed a giant squid crab and am taking a bath with a sexy lady, who I have sex with a cool game
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wasn't there an aya brea shower scene in one of the parasite eves
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So square is showing off screens from the Final Fantasy 13 Trilogy PS4 remaster.  
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drat, they should make a movie.
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Talking about FF characters performing various ablutions, how about pooping? I want my next FF game to feature a pooping mechanic / minigame. Imagine if your spiky haired black clad car driving dude in FFXV has to pull over to go take a massive sloppy dook behind some huge glowing purple crystal or giant dragon skull. Press A to hold breath and RT to push, dont push too hard or you'll give yourself an aneurysm etc... Imagine the possibilities.
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Lunixnerd posted:Talking about FF characters performing various ablutions, how about pooping? I want my next FF game to feature a pooping mechanic / minigame. Imagine if your spiky haired black clad car driving dude in FFXV has to pull over to go take a massive sloppy dook behind some huge glowing purple crystal or giant dragon skull. Press A to hold breath and RT to push, dont push too hard or you'll give yourself an aneurysm etc... Imagine the possibilities. F
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uck yo
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oo bienis
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Bicyclops posted:you have to find a diving helmet to do it but they only have one helmet The helmet was symbolic. It's a deep video game.
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Sabin is a son of a submariner, so he can breathe underwater.
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Kefka is canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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The Taint Reaper posted:So square is showing off screens from the Final Fantasy 13 Trilogy PS4 remaster. yes u my wife
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FactsAreUseless posted:Sabin is a son of a submariner, so he can breathe underwater.
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