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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
When I was in my early twenties I was friends with this chick who was just amazing at pool. She was almost 6' tall, skinny as hell, and grew up with a full sized table in her basement. When sober she could break, then sweep the table maybe 95 times out of a 100. However, she was usually drunk and would show up at my house wanting to go out. We would head to this lovely little townie bar and she would proceed to just loving murder the locals and odd frat bro at the table. I am just awful at pool so my "job" was to try and leave the ball in a bad spot for the other team.

In maybe 2 years of playing with her I never got any better, but got maybe a million free drinks.

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