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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


skaboomizzy posted:

I am going to win a sheep game someday. Perhaps this one, but probably not.

Did you submit an entry yet? If so I can't find it, which would hamper your chances of winning.

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pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


pig slut lisa posted:

Contestants
Raldan
Cliff Racer
Yobgoblin
V. Illych L.
alnilam
ReidRansom
DeathSandwich
Koishi Komeiji
Weener Beater
pangstrom
seiferguy
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Mayor Dave
N00ba the Hutt
TheOneAndOnlyT
30.5 Days
Biffmotron
Who What Now
corn in the bible
Akumu
vyelkin
Air is lava!
ChampRamp
HBar
Dreylad
True Blue Triumph
Dolash
Gyges
Meatbag Esq.

We are nearly at 30 contestants. I'd like to get this to at least 50. I'm leaving town for the next 36 hours or so and my ability to update the list/confirm responses via email may be limited until Saturday evening, but I hope I come back to a full inbox.

Also lol at some of the answers I've seen.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pig slut lisa posted:

Did you submit an entry yet? If so I can't find it, which would hamper your chances of winning.

Weird, it's listed as sent in my e-mail. Re-sent it again just now.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Meatbag Esq. posted:

Submitted my answers. Some are good. Some make no sense. And some are the sheep entry.

I'm pretty sure that's what I resorted to in the end.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


So in on this!

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.
Sent my entry. I seem to remember doing extremely well on the last D&D sheep game, and I feel pretty confident here too. Thanks pig slut lisa, for organizing all of this.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


skaboomizzy posted:

Weird, it's listed as sent in my e-mail. Re-sent it again just now.

Got it now.


A Bag of Milk posted:

Thanks pig slut lisa, for organizing all of this.

The real heroes are you, the brave contestants.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012
Entry sent. Some of these were really hard.

The Iron Llama
Mar 12, 2011

A genius billionaire playboy camelid.

A llama participating in a sheep game? Madness, I tell you.

But my entries are in, just the same.

Brigadier Sockface
Apr 1, 2007
I fear I may have lost touch with the goon hive mind...

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


:siren: The registration deadline is tomorrow :siren:

If you haven't submitted answers yet and would like to play, please email byob.psl@gmail.com by 9:00 PM CDT.

Here are our 40 brave contestants so far:

pig slut lisa posted:

Contestants
Raldan
Cliff Racer
Yobgoblin
V. Illych L.
alnilam
ReidRansom
DeathSandwich
Koishi Komeiji
Weener Beater
pangstrom
seiferguy
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Mayor Dave
N00ba the Hutt
TheOneAndOnlyT
30.5 Days
Biffmotron
Who What Now
corn in the bible
Akumu
vyelkin
Air is lava!
ChampRamp
HBar
Dreylad
True Blue Triumph
Dolash
Gyges
Meatbag Esq.
junior g-man
skaboomizzy
Technogeek
CellBlock
SalTheBard
A Bag of Milk
kissekatt
Silver2195
The Iron Llama
pappyland
Brigadier Sockface

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Come on D&D, play the sheep game!

[in another poster's voice] I agree, play the sheep game

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
Can I post my answers for everyone to see?

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


dogcrash truther posted:

Can I post my answers for everyone to see?

I'm hoping you do

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Thanks to everyone who submitted answers. The period for submissions is now closed! Here are our brave contestants:

pig slut lisa posted:

Contestants
Raldan
Cliff Racer
Yobgoblin
V. Illych L.
alnilam
ReidRansom
DeathSandwich
Koishi Komeiji
Weener Beater
pangstrom
seiferguy
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Mayor Dave
N00ba the Hutt
TheOneAndOnlyT
30.5 Days
Biffmotron
Who What Now
corn in the bible
Akumu
vyelkin
Air is lava!
ChampRamp
HBar
Dreylad
True Blue Triumph
Dolash
Gyges
Meatbag Esq.
junior g-man
skaboomizzy
Technogeek
CellBlock
SalTheBard
A Bag of Milk
kissekatt
Silver2195
The Iron Llama
pappyland
Brigadier Sockface
XyloJW

I will do the reveal Wednesday, March 25 beginning at approximately 8:30 PM central time. I'll be releasing answers one at a time and updating the scoreboard as we go.

Thanks to Xylo for graciously volunteering to donate a free title change to the winner :toot:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


I will also note that of the 40+ entries I received, only one did not follow the submission rules. This is probably a sheep game record across all of SA.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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pig slut lisa posted:

I will also note that of the 40+ entries I received, only one did not follow the submission rules. This is probably a sheep game record across all of SA.

I'm running one in SAS right now, and I'd say maybe 2/3rds of the contestants followed the rules so :saddowns:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


seiferguy posted:

I'm running one in SAS right now, and I'd say maybe 2/3rds of the contestants followed the rules so :saddowns:

I just submitted to yours in an effort to move that ratio northward.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Welcome to D&D gets inked: a very special Sheep Game!

I will be revealing the answers over the course of an hour or so. Probably an hour and a half. IDK.

Anyway, along the way I will be posting images that may or may not relate to the top answers for each question.

Tattoo 1 (Currently serving US politicians)



   

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Question 1: Tattoo #1 (Currently serving US politicians)

Rand Paul - 29
Akumu
XyloJW
vyelkin
TheOneAndOnlyT
Silver2195
ReidRansom
Raldan
N00ba the Hutt
SalTheBard
pangstrom
pappyland
Mayor Dave
Meatbag Esq.
seiferguy
Technogeek
The Iron Llama
skaboomizzy
junior g-man
HBar
CellBlock
Brigadier Sockface
ChampRamp
Koishi Komeiji
alnilam
Biffmotron
kissekatt
A Bag of Milk
30.5 Days
True Blue Triumph

Ron Paul - 5
Cliff Racer
DeathSandwich
Dolash
Gyges
V. Illych L.

Ted Cruz - 2
Air is lava!
corn in the bible

ACES:

Janet Yellen - Weener Beater
Duncan Hunter - MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Elizabeth Warren - Dreylad
Hillary Clinton - Yobgoblin
Libertarian - Who What Now

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
Let's do this!

Edit:in retrospect I regret not choosing Janet Yellen for this.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Scores after question 1:

30.5 Days - 29
A Bag of Milk - 29
Akumu - 29
alnilam - 29
Biffmotron - 29
Brigadier Sockface - 29
CellBlock - 29
ChampRamp - 29
HBar - 29
junior g-man - 29
kissekatt - 29
Koishi Komeiji - 29
Mayor Dave - 29
Meatbag Esq. - 29
N00ba the Hutt - 29
pangstrom - 29
pappyland - 29
Raldan - 29
ReidRansom - 29
SalTheBard - 29
seiferguy - 29
Silver2195 - 29
skaboomizzy - 29
Technogeek - 29
The Iron Llama - 29
TheOneAndOnlyT - 29
True Blue Triumph - 29
vyelkin - 29
XyloJW - 29
Cliff Racer - 5
DeathSandwich - 5
Dolash - 5
Gyges - 5
V. Illych L. - 5
Air is lava! - 2
corn in the bible - 2
Dreylad - 1
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS - 1
Weener Beater - 1
Who What Now - 1
Yobgoblin - 1

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


<--- current leader :c00l:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
I almost voted Ron Paul but realized it was current politicians so whew

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Tattoo 2 (Currently serving US politicians)



   

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


seiferguy posted:

I almost voted Ron Paul but realized it was current politicians so whew

Yeah I was surprised how many people got tripped up by that

e: but I wasn't going to rules lawyer it or DQ them or anything, and they ended up doing better than the aces anyway haha

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Oh goddamnit, when did Ron Paul retire?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Hey I actually got one right! I thought I was going to go all aces on this thing. :peanut:

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Question 2: Tattoo #2 (Currently serving US politicians)

Joe Biden - 9
XyloJW
V. Illych L.
TheOneAndOnlyT
ReidRansom
N00ba the Hutt
ChampRamp
Silver2195
alnilam
Technogeek

John Boehner - 6
CellBlock
Dolash
Biffmotron
skaboomizzy
vyelkin
Weener Beater

Ted Cruz - 5
Akumu
Gyges
pappyland
True Blue Triumph
corn in the bible

Barack Obama - 4
A Bag of Milk
SalTheBard
DeathSandwich
Dreylad

Mitch McConnell - 3
Raldan
seiferguy
Air is lava!

David Vitter - 3
Mayor Dave
kissekatt
HBar

ACES:

Anthony Weiner - The Iron Llama
The Entire Republican 2012 Presidential Field - Meatbag Esq.
Scott DesJarlais - Brigadier Sockface
Sarah Palin - Yobgoblin
Michelle Bachmann - MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Libertarian - Who What Now
Kirsten Gillibrand - pangstrom
Hillary Clinton - Koishi Komeiji
Claire McCaskill - Cliff Racer
Bob Menendez - 30.5 Days
Bill Clinton - junior g-man

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Scores after question 2:

alnilam - 38
ChampRamp - 38
N00ba the Hutt - 38
ReidRansom - 38
Silver2195 - 38
Technogeek - 38
TheOneAndOnlyT - 38
XyloJW - 38
Biffmotron - 35
CellBlock - 35
skaboomizzy - 35
vyelkin - 35
Akumu - 34
pappyland - 34
True Blue Triumph - 34
A Bag of Milk - 33
SalTheBard - 33
HBar - 32
kissekatt - 32
Mayor Dave - 32
Raldan - 32
seiferguy - 32
30.5 Days - 30
Brigadier Sockface - 30
junior g-man - 30
Koishi Komeiji - 30
Meatbag Esq. - 30
pangstrom - 30
The Iron Llama - 30
V. Illych L. - 14
Dolash - 11
Gyges - 10
DeathSandwich - 9
corn in the bible - 7
Weener Beater - 7
Cliff Racer - 6
Air is lava! - 5
Dreylad - 5
MEDS CURE SCHIZOS - 2
Who What Now - 2
Yobgoblin - 2

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal

Dolash posted:

Oh goddamnit, when did Ron Paul retire?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3526000

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I think after this is where I start falling off.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

A day after I submitted my answers I realized I should have picked Biden for #2. But while I was writing them he never once came to mind as one of the people running the country.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
I actually thought I put Rand Paul. God drat it Pauls, have different initials like normal people.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Tattoo 3 (Currently serving US politicians)



   

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



When I was filling out my answers, I kind of wanted to put Joe Biden for all of them. I bet he's got tattoos in all sorts of places.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


HBar posted:

A day after I submitted my answers I realized I should have picked Biden for #2. But while I was writing them he never once came to mind as one of the people running the country.

lmao

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
Oh come the gently caress on, there's a goddamn turtle on that, how could people NOT vote McConnell?

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


seiferguy posted:

Oh come the gently caress on, there's a goddamn turtle on that, how could people NOT vote McConnell?

I am confused about where you are seeing a turtle :confused:

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


CellBlock posted:

When I was filling out my answers, I kind of wanted to put Joe Biden for all of them. I bet he's got tattoos in all sorts of places.

I think I may have kind of done that at some point. I hope a lot of people did.

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