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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Ask me about being in Jehovah's Witnesses
 
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The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

System Metternich posted:

I once attended a JW wedding and the priest (or whatever he was called) told the groom in his homily to not beat his wife too much. Is this a common attitude in JW households?
My wedding was officiated by my JW uncle (we're not JWs, but there was a hilarious last-minute scramble to find a minister). His sermon was essentially, "Mr. Macaroni, rule your household with a firm but loving hand. Mrs. Macaroni, subject your will to your husband. This is the only path to happiness."

Question for OP: how's the dating scene?

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