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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

EvanSchenck posted:

Part of my problem was I used the same techniques I had previously used to turn down Mormons, but the Mormons hosed away off while the JWs kept coming back.

Years ago I was feeding my snakes one evening and the doorbell rang. I figured it was Fedex or UPS, so throw open the door and...nope, two ladies with little kids in wagons, and the kid in front, maybe 5 years old, started asking if I knew about Jesus. And then fell silent when he got a good look at me. It was feeding night, like I said, so I had three ball pythons wrapped around me; not huge snakes, four feet maybe but very thick. Wearing stained camo pants and a sports bra and pretty dirty from cleaning cages.

The women took one look at me, said not a loving word, just grabbed the kid and about ran down the driveway and away.

Never figured out if they were Mormons or JWs. I do know I've gotten some print ads from JWs and sometimes the art is pretty good for being about a whore in gold necklaces being attacked by a scorpion lion. Whoever draws those could work in graphic novels.

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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

GreyjoyBastard posted:

It's called a manticore. :mad:

You would know, you fat bald spice merchant.

I'm guessing the JWs are not down with the gays?

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