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 He won't be winking when this is over. Putin has long been an upstanding member in the BYOB community, but I feel that it is of deathly import that everyone here knows the truth. Putin is a dictator.  Putin, ordering the gassing of Drilldo Squirts Famous Futa Thread 2K15.  Putin looking disapprovingly as a poster he dislikes get's emptyquoted.  Putin when informed of I Am He's autoban. These candid shots aren't the only damning evidence. Let's look at some of his offsite posts. PutinMan posted:I, today, will put through legislation that makes being a gay teen illegal. I can only hope this law spurns the formation of more laws in more countries. I dream of the day when I shall not lay up at night remember those I have executed for their sins, safe in the knowledge that Gay Teens no longer exist. LetsGetPutinWithIt posted:DAE love veal? I don't even feel bad when I eat it. PutinLuvvvvver posted:Putin placed his hand on my inner thigh, and slide it slowly towards my throbbing sex. I could sense his turgidity. I could sense his swell. [EDITORS NOTE: The above quote was found in a Putin Erotica website. Nearly half the active userbase was Putin alt accounts.] PutinFishlord posted:What's the best speargun for dolphin fishing? I have a CP-3X but it specializes in killing without suffering :/ PUTINNNNN posted:42069. lol |
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pre:EDITOR: What next? MP: I've opened it up to the greatest community of internet sleuths I know. EDITOR: Are you sure? MP: Yes. He will have pizzas sent to his palace within the hour. EDITOR: Hmmph, As long as I get a story. MP: Oh trust me. BYOB will find us the juiciest pieces of Putin's inglorious history around the web in no time.
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pre:EDITOR: Is this true? MP: I think so. EDITOR: Look its unverified. MP: I need to make it public. If I don't I won't be able to live with myself. EDITOR: I can't protect you from the repercussions. MP: Post it. EDITOR: Fine. I hope this doesn't blow up in your face. pre:I Love Taylor's new single. Haha.. I'm dancing! I'm dancing!!!!
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I can only hope revealing Putin's love with not endear him to this community, but I strive for integrity. I show the truth - I don't care about spin.
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pre:PUTIN: What is this? What is this?! SOLDIER: You've been doxxed sir. PUTIN: They could not do such a thing. I am well loved. They will be destroyed. SOLDIER: They've found your posts on pitchfork. [PUTIN blanches. He knows he will face the repercussions.]
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pre:[ON SET. PUTIN and DOG are preparing for their photoshoot.] PUTIN: This dog. It is very cute. MANAGER: Yes, that what he's here for. PUTIN: I shall hold him? MANAGER: Of course. PUTIN: Very good... Very very good. DOG: I didn't know I was working with a dictator to try and create empathy. This is against my morals, as an individual and an actor. [PUTIN tranqs DOG] PUTIN: let us begin. 
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pre:PUTIN: How are they finding these transcripts? SOLDIER: I do not know, Sir. PUTIN: Do we have a mole, hmm? SOLDIER: We do not, Sir. PUTIN: And how would you know this? SOLDIER: You outlawed them, Sir. [Putin smiles. He begins planning his next move - He will outlaw doxxing.] Miss Psychosis fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Mar 21, 2015
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joke_explainer posted:Hm, I didn't think I'd find anything, but this looks pretty suspicious:
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pre:EDITOR: What did you find? MP: We've found his personal FaceBook. EDITOR: Anything good? MP: Not particularly. It's locked down. We need an in. EDITOR: I know just the woman. [EDITOR begins dialing on his iPhone.] MP: You can't be serious. EDITOR: She's everyones friend. MP: You can't bring her into this. It's going to get messy. EDITOR: It's already messy. pre:Oh my god! She finally added me!
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joke_explainer posted:Weird... the full force of the russian offensive wasn't really known on may 25th, but in fluffie's AV workshop thread: Holy poo poo lmao
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pre:EDITOR: What the hell? MP: Yes. A murder plot. EDITOR: Are you loving with me? Do you have verification? MP: Yes, we gained access to Putin's own SA account. EDITOR: Who made the break? [MP pauses, wondering if she should lie.] MP: it was Security Drone. EDITOR: You have got to be kidding me. After the Nuclear Power scandal he's still in investigative? MP: No. This is freelance. EDITOR: God help us all.
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Putin For Real Tho posted:Dabs. 420. I understand this community, and am a member of it. Such a man wouldn't order the brutal murder of a journalist. I only regret I did not produce a quilt square in time to be included on the quilt...
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pre: It looks like I've calmed the discussion.
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pre:EDITOR: It's been days. Have you found anything new? MP: No... Putin seems to have stopped posting though. [Editor spits, a cross expression crosses his face] EDITOR: Another BYOB success story. [Miss Psychosis sighs] MP: Sliding into the goldmine.
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