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Well, I'm interested to hear more if you can keep yourself from disappearing into a vortex of despair.
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 21:53 |
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Right, this is getting weird. Travelling is done with for now, so let's get back to business and see how Yorick is handling himself now that he's decided to get out of the house.quote:>>Restart<< Yorick's initiative and willingness to go outside have quickly landed him a job interview with the government of Denmark. But how much initiative is enough? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Apr 17, 2015 |
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They say the interview starts as soon as you arrive, so let's impress our prospective employers by using our jesterly wiles to out-trick our competitors.
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# ? Apr 3, 2015 04:49 |
Let's sabotage our competition, because this can't possibly end poorly.
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# ? Apr 3, 2015 08:44 |
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Oh my, it must be a mirage, cuz I'm tellin' ya all it's sabotage!
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# ? Apr 3, 2015 15:33 |
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Await Your Turn. We will pour no wine before its time.
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# ? Apr 3, 2015 16:43 |
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Sabotage. EDIT: I like the book so far. Like maybe I just have a higher tolerance of monkeycheese then most goons, but 'let's go back to the ocean' leading into being a Ghost Marine Biologist doesn't seem like monkeycheese from him as much as from us. We're a ghost investigating why we are dying, then go 'eh, I wanna go explore the ocean some more instead'. That's the random monkeycheese, to me, where we abandon character motivation and drive to do something completely out of left field because it's funny, not the end result being his writing about becoming a Marine Biologist. Stallion Cabana fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Apr 3, 2015 |
# ? Apr 3, 2015 17:26 |
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Spring break is over, and it's time to see how Yorick's been busying himself while in line for his job interview. Why, he's been trying to screw over his competitors, of course!quote:>>Go back<< Whoops! It looks like Yorick isn't actually any good at sabotaging people. Bye, Yorick! We'll be seeing you after our next run of To Be or Not To Be. We have a few choices as to how to proceed with our next run:
Voting ends on Tuesday at 10 PM CST. As a note, the illustrator of Poor Yorick is Tyson Hesse, and we'll be seeing more of his illustrations every time Yorick gets his poo poo kicked in. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Apr 17, 2015 |
# ? Apr 6, 2015 02:42 |
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Choice A, The best way to do Choose your Own Adventures is to backtrack slowly instead of fastly.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:29 |
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Stallion Cabana posted:Choice A, The best way to do Choose your Own Adventures is to backtrack slowly instead of fastly. Agreed.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:31 |
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Let's hurry it up with the revengeancing. Choice 1.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 07:12 |
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A
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 07:49 |
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Stallion Cabana posted:Choice A, The best way to do Choose your Own Adventures is to backtrack slowly instead of fastly. This is the right way.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 09:02 |
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Option 7 If we ignore the ghost ship, it just means some other stupid distraction will come up. Let's get right down to Hamletting.
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# ? Apr 6, 2015 14:08 |
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Option 3
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# ? Apr 7, 2015 16:57 |
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Ghost King Hamlet is going to pick up right before the point when he suddenly decided to study marine organisms for the rest of eternity. Instead, he's going to scurry along to Denmark and get on with the avenging thing he's supposed to do.quote:
In the play proper, the ghost of King Hamlet tells how he spends each night wandering as a ghost and each day suffering the horrific agonies of Christian Purgatory. In To Be Or Not To Be the Ghost King is having an easier time, so much so that he remains innocent as to the true nature of Claudius and Gertrude's relationship. Should we let him stay blissfully ignorant? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 8, 2015 06:02 |
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I must of died and this is my Christian purgatory. Listen in
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 06:18 |
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Listen I feel like 'not listening' is just going to be another ending.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 06:48 |
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This is the second time we've been given the opportunity to eavesdrop and it worked out swimmingly last time, so let's listen in again.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 08:09 |
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This is real slow, isn't it? I mean, what else are we supposed to do? Listen in Thanks for saving me money, though.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 15:05 |
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Hamlet Dad's just too suspicious about all of chatter between his brother and his widow. Let's see if he takes it well.quote:
Nope, he didn't take it well at all. Rather than playing pranks on his brother for killing him, Hamlet Dad is going to seek out a way to murder his brother for both killing him and marrying his widow. But how's he going to go about it? Is he going to attempt the deed all on his ghostly self, or is he going to enlist his precious son as an accomplice? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:57 |
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Wait, shouldn't getting your son to kill Claudius have a skull on it? Whatever. Do it yourself damnit.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 00:15 |
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 00:29 |
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Stallion Cabana posted:Wait, shouldn't getting your son to kill Claudius have a skull on it? No see because we're playing as Ghost Hamlet we're not doing the canon thing. Do it yourself.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 00:50 |
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Kill Claudius and I swear to god if this just leads directly to a stupid dead end then I am done with Ryan North and his bullshit.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 04:26 |
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dreezy posted:Kill Claudius and I swear to god if this just leads directly to a stupid dead end then I am done with Ryan North and his bullshit. Hey, about that. quote:
If the number of choices made as listed on the game over screen looks a bit off, it's because the game doesn't appear to properly track number of choices made when it's loaded from a checkpoint. I didn't post the Haml-O-Meter this time, but we got the lowest rating (again) anyway. Interestingly, the doodle on top of the game over screen appears to be randomized, drawn from a pool somewhere. Even if you hit the same ending multiple times, there's a good chance you'll get a different Game Over doodle after the ending illustration. This sort of randomness crops up in a few other places in the app, too. Whatever the case, though, it looks like King Claudius has once again reached a happy ending of sorts, and that means we'll be spending some time with Poor Yorick again! Welcome back, Yorick! Last time we went through Poor Yorick, we died after two decisions due to a rather inexpert attempt to sabotage our fellow job candidates. Let's try not to do that again!
Good luck, Yorick! Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jun 5, 2015 |
# ? Apr 9, 2015 06:01 |
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I found that kind of amusing personally. It gave me a small chuckle at you going all Scanners on his head. Choice A again
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 06:46 |
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Option 3: I shoulda stood in bed. I have to admit I'm rather enjoying some of the art, like the first Yorick ending.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 06:49 |
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That was a pretty entertaining ending. The author gave us exactly what we asked for, and did it without going overboard on the wankery. Option 1.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:35 |
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Kangra posted:Option 3: I shoulda stood in bed. There's a good deal that I like about the art direction in both these gamebooks. It looks to me like all the webcomic artists who drew illustrations of Ghost King Hamlet were held to the same reference sheet, so he almost always has the same distinguishing characteristics regardless of who drew him or in what style. We're starting to see the same with Hamlet Junior, too, and that's going to continue. Maybe we'll even see another game over illustration right at the end of this update, depending on how Yorick's decision to wait at the very back of a line of perfectly qualified jester interviewees pans out! quote:>>Go back<< Maybe these other jesters aren't so qualified after all. King Hamlet hasn't made his decision and sent everybody else home yet; Yorick might just have a chance! However, first impressions are very important. How should Yorick present himself to his would-be boss? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Apr 17, 2015 |
# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:36 |
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Just Go In There I can't see attacking the king being worth anything.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:42 |
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Yeah, let's enter the court.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:59 |
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Enter the court
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 01:04 |
It's our turn to shine, let's not blow it; enter the court.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 01:10 |
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Keeping in mind his new friend's wise words about different types of jesters, Yorick elects not to style himself as a natural fool. Perhaps he'll be able to do such things without consequence if he successfully passes as a licensed fool.quote:>>Go back<< Yorick has made it to the most critical moment of his life. Either he impresses the Royal Family of Denmark enough to become accepted as their personal entertainer, or he leaves the palace in shame. How will he win his lieges over? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Apr 17, 2015 |
# ? Apr 10, 2015 13:13 |
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We are going to unleash charming japes like it recently became illegal to possess them.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:54 |
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It's fart noise time.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 19:02 |
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*faaaarrrrrrrts*
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 19:08 |
I was going to say jape but then I remembered we're entertaining a five-year old. Fart time it is.
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Make like Bobby Hill and make fart noises.
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