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I was gonna make a joke about Hamlet Sr. being the "Mac-daddy" but then I remembered this is not Macbeth but my vote's for him anyway.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:36
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Our ears are practically aching for some sweet gossip and we wouldn't want to hit another dead end (get it because we are dead), so let's drop some eaves.
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Mar 25, 2015 14:49
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Ghosts can't manipulate physical objects, that's poltergeists. Are we Poltergeist Dad? I think not. Let's have a friendly chat using our lovely ghost voice.
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Mar 26, 2015 05:57
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Counterpoint: "Norwegian speakers can understand Danish easier than Danish speakers understand Norwegian". Additional counterpoint: "you can understand Norwegian speakers only if you're concentrating ... and only if they're speaking slowly and clearly". Third and final counterpoint: Ryan North's a dick and that's just the kind of poo poo he'd pull.
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Mar 26, 2015 16:27
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Go for a swim. Ophelia's the one with the -1 weakness against water, not us, and worst case we end up haunting some fishes and hey that's cool too.
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Mar 27, 2015 05:40
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Another Ryan North endeavor that's also victim to his writing voice is his Let's Read thing of the crazy Back to the Future novelization. The book itself is really out there and interesting but North's commentary is subject to his usual EXCESSIVE CAPITALIZATION, hella dope colloquialisms, and rampant abuse of the exclamation mark! Exciting!! Anyway let's look at the boat I guess.
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Mar 28, 2015 21:35
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Get home ASAP and do whatever we can to avoid further Little Mermaid references. Hans Christian Andersen won't even be alive for a couple hundred years.
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Mar 30, 2015 00:18
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If we stay in bed, chances are we'll end up dreaming about our future as a civil engineer or some dogshit so let's get up and go.
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Mar 31, 2015 04:54
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They say the interview starts as soon as you arrive, so let's impress our prospective employers by using our jesterly wiles to out-trick our competitors.
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Apr 3, 2015 04:49
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Let's hurry it up with the revengeancing. Choice 1.
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Apr 6, 2015 07:12
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This is the second time we've been given the opportunity to eavesdrop and it worked out swimmingly last time, so let's listen in again.
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Apr 8, 2015 08:09
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Kill Claudius and I swear to god if this just leads directly to a stupid dead end then I am done with Ryan North and his bullshit.
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Apr 9, 2015 04:26
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Can you just tell us now if options 1 and 3 go straight to game over
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Apr 30, 2015 15:27
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Let's see Ryan North's brand of feminism where the women must be strictly better and more competent than the men and talk to our GF.
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May 7, 2015 06:42
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I thought the ending was a hot sack of dog poo poo.
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May 8, 2015 07:03
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Because she didn't study capital-H History and doesn't know central heating by hot water in pipes was already invented by the ancient Greeks. But history isn't STEM so girls shouldn't major in it. Tell him we're busy.
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May 10, 2015 18:12
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To be fair, it also has the limitations of a print version since the app was adapted from it. Honestly, I don't have too much of a problem with the lack of breadth to the story paths. Hamlet is a long story and we haven't gotten very deep. I'm just sick of Ryan North's writing style. I used to read Dinosaur Comics and his other works religiously but it's not for me anymore.
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May 11, 2015 13:35
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Chewbot posted:To be completely honest, it pisses me off when people who have done nothing of value poo poo on someone who spent the time, risk and effort to try and make something that others will enjoy. The "but you've never done anything" defense is the laziest response to criticism. Yeah, he worked hard and is a nice guy, but if some people don't like the finished product, tough poo poo. It's not fair to accuse them of having done "nothing of value".
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May 11, 2015 21:35
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Look on the bright side, this thread has gone off the rails in all the ways we hoped the book would!
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May 11, 2015 23:31
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Is there really any other choice but Dromiceiomimus? By including a talking dinosaur from the webcomic that he writes, Ryan North gets the chance to redeem himself.
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May 12, 2015 04:50
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You know what? I'll count that as redemption. Wait for Porkchop Weebottoms to explode words from his mouth.
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May 13, 2015 02:26
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:I wonder what happens if we say no. It might not be a but thou must choice. My prediction is that Hamlet will say "Hmm... I hadn't thought of that" and if you say yes he will take that as a confession of killing his pops and kill you. no
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May 22, 2015 22:58
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Don't admit it again.
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May 23, 2015 18:31
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Run the gently caress away.
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May 27, 2015 00:33
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Couldn't we just be Weebottoms and stay Weebottoms? Ophelia's terminal competence is getting kinda old.
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Turns out inaction is an STD and Ophelia's caught it. Use protection, kids. To the next scene!
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