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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Juaguocio posted:

Your name made me wonder about the worst Beatles covers.

Tiffany's version of "I Saw Her Standing There". It once came on the radio and the DJ thought it was so bad he stopped playing it and apologised, which is the only time I've ever heard that happen.

Anyway, are live covers fair game? If so, enjoy Katy Perry trying to sing "Don't Stop Me Now".

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Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
http://youtu.be/7KJjVMqNIgA
:colbert:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yscu2T5WIeQ

original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspfKqdxcXM

Blaze Foley was a pretty obscure Texas country singer-songwriter who was shot to death more than 20 years ago who was also friend of my dad. Michael Cera of all people ending up covering him blows my mind.

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

Wheat Loaf posted:

Tiffany's version of "I Saw Her Standing There". It once came on the radio and the DJ thought it was so bad he stopped playing it and apologised, which is the only time I've ever heard that happen.

Anyway, are live covers fair game? If so, enjoy Katy Perry trying to sing "Don't Stop Me Now".

Jerry garcia's I Saw Her Standing There is pretty sucky too. It makes you realize how lovely the song is but the Beatles were still able to pull it off.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
What made Bob Dylan think he could pull this off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YanjY9CsPDQ

Like loolllollololololololololololololololololololo

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Singing about the apocalypse is cooler than singing about your "I wanna bang this rich broad who comes to the gas station I work at" fantasies.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Oh, we want Metallica butchering? :smithicide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHpnIQdLZQc

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

Hollis Brownsound posted:

What made Bob Dylan think he could pull this off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YanjY9CsPDQ

Like loolllollololololololololololololololololololo

I was expecting his version of "Big Yellow Taxi."

Or maybe something off Christmas in the Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus

Wheat Loaf posted:

Tiffany's version of "I Saw Her Standing There". It once came on the radio and the DJ thought it was so bad he stopped playing it and apologised, which is the only time I've ever heard that happen.

I just got around to listening to that Tiffany song, and you're right, it's one of the absolute worst Beatles covers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVRfd0rhBv0

Juaguocio fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Mar 31, 2015

low quality jpeg
Mar 10, 2012

this just makes me so loving angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtdxFLFjFVI

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE


terrible just terrible

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
Ready?

smashing pumpkins cover of 'once in a lifetime.'

snip

Elrobot
Dec 28, 2004
Press the buttons all at once, all of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqh8Qn46JW0

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




We could basically just put everything like this Pomplamoose has ever done in this thread. They are a special kind of awful.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Michael Bolton's soul covers.

Like, I have no antipathy toward Michael Bolton because I was only born when he was at the peak of his fame (1991), he's got a good voice and some of his originals are pleasant enough, but his soul covers are technically well-performed and that's all there is to it. And you need more than that when you're going to do a soul number. Because when you get down to it, soul music is really all about sex and if you're as inoffensive as Michael Bolton, you can't really pull it off.

I'm pretty sure one of them - "Try A Little Tenderness" maybe? - even has Kenny G playing on it.

You could get Michael Bolton touring with a horn section featuring Kenny G and Wynton Marsalis and you'd have... something. I'm not sure what, but you'd have something.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

"Is it funky, brother?"

No. No it is not.

Batcat! Batcat!
Dec 21, 2009


this hurts me. thought korn covering pink floyd was scraping the bottom

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

This is so bad I think it's actually kinda racist.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62vRp12Bu5A

Be sure to stay tuned until 1:40 for the best part.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Benny and the Jets by The Beastie Boys and Biz Markie.

It's also one of my favorite cover songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_l_runP4-Q

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Can it still be a "worst cover ever" if it's still somehow better than the original song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtXlBbWeB4

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Two great artists, one great song, one poo poo cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtknX95emMQ

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
Why oh why do people try and cover The Prodigy's Firestarter?

Oh you made a fast, aggressive song slow and moody, how clever!

Oh you made a fast, aggressive song slow and moody, how clever!

Oh you made a fast, aggressive song slow and moody, how clever!

Gene Simmons, LOL.

Someone called Soulquake System replaced the Breeders sample with some cats in a washing machine and Keith's cockney punk vocal with Cookie Monster.

Supultra. Meh.

Oh you have a Ukelele, how cute. Now go and make some music for a soap advert or something

And there are plenty more. It's just weird that a song that lends itself so poorly to covers has so many covers.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Learning that there are so many cover versions of famous musicians doing "Firestarter" feels like an April Fool's Joke that somehow came true.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)" covered by Coldplay.

I realise this was a tribute to Adam Yauch and everything, and I realise the song wasn't exactly one of the Beastie Boys' most accomplished in the first place, but this is still a bit naff.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
^^^ in the UK one of the big national radio stations does a show, Live Lounge, where artists come in and cover something that's in the charts. It's invariably trendy Indy bands doing oh so ironic covers of pop songs, and sounds exactly like this. Almost always terrible.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!









lol what a pretentious clownshow of a band

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

EvilGenius posted:

^^^ in the UK one of the big national radio stations does a show, Live Lounge, where artists come in and cover something that's in the charts. It's invariably trendy Indy bands doing oh so ironic covers of pop songs, and sounds exactly like this. Almost always terrible.

I don't really listen to Radio 1 (mostly just Radio 2 when I'm in the car or U105 when there's nothing good on Radio 2), but I'm familiar with it. I'm not sure that I've heard any that are especially awful; I remember one with fun. (remember them?) covering "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye (remember him?) but that's about it.

I don't really understand how Coldplay got so popular. They're just so boring. Chris Martin doesn't have an interesting voice. I know it's a lazy and tired comparison but I honestly think they're the Nickelback of the UK's post-Britpop era. Are they even a rock band? You know it's pertinent that I mentioned Radio 2, because I remember a couple of years ago I was listening to Steve Wright when Train* were the guests, and he read out a text message from a listener who bragged that they'd been at the show last night "rocking out" to train ("HEY SOUL SISTER! :rock:"). That's amusing, but I think Train might actually rock harder than Coldplay.

* I recall Train having this really bad cover of "Ramble On" which they performed at Hard Rock Calling in 2011 (?), and got a really tepid response from the crowd... who went comparatively nuts when they got their ukeleles out to play "Hey Soul Sister".

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Wheat Loaf posted:

I don't really understand how Coldplay got so popular. They're just so boring.
Stop and consider the kind of radio they were playing against, though. The 2000s were the era of nu-metal, post-grunge, and general dull screaming nonsense. Yes, Coldplay are terrible. They're a somehow more boring U2, which is like taking the universe's most boring thing and using science to increase the amount of boring that a physical space can contain, but they're also a safe, arena-rockish band that were pleasant enough that you could ignore them. For 30- and 40-somethings in the 2000s, that was about as close as it got to the kind of rock they grew up with. In other words: they were familiar, and sometimes that's all it takes.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Fair enough; I wasn't really attuned to pop music at the time and I'm admittedly looking at this with the benefit of hindsight. Nu-metal isn't so much of an enigma to me; it was loud and aggressive but ultimately "safe" music by and for angry middle-class white guys who believed they were social outcasts and probably either outgrew it or became juggalos after it died down. Post-grunge is somewhat more perplexing; not the fact that the genre became popular, but more that the biggest bands were Nickelback and Creed, while the Foo Fighters were right there. Do you get what I mean?

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002
I'm surprised at all the Pomplemoose hate. They're fun and quirky and they're out there trying something new. I say give them a chance. I think it's pretty incredible that 2 people can make that much music, surprised they haven't been in commercials and stuff.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



BigFactory posted:

I'm surprised at all the Pomplemoose hate. They're fun and quirky and they're out there trying something new. I say give them a chance. I think it's pretty incredible that 2 people can make that much music, surprised they haven't been in commercials and stuff.

Counterpoint: They're boring, pretentious, and they're not actually doing anything new. I say don't give them a chance because they loving suck, and there's single people who make more, better music than this lovely two piece does.

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

TheJoker138 posted:

Counterpoint: They're boring, pretentious, and they're not actually doing anything new. I say don't give them a chance because they loving suck, and there's single people who make more, better music than this lovely two piece does.

I dunno, I think they pretty much define "adorkable" for the the youtube generation. You should give them another try.

Bruce Boxliker
Mar 24, 2010

BigFactory posted:

I'm surprised at all the Pomplemoose hate. They're fun and quirky and they're out there trying something new. I say give them a chance. I think it's pretty incredible that 2 people can make that much music, surprised they haven't been in commercials and stuff.

*stares at u with giant doe eyes*

*spends all their money on tour on hotels and per diems, complains on social media about how hard touring is*

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

Bruce Boxliker posted:

*stares at u with giant doe eyes*

*spends all their money on tour on hotels and per diems, complains on social media about how hard touring is*

I know you're joking around but it's really not helpful. Pamplemoose has become one of my favorite bands and I don't think they get the respect they deserve. I wish they'd do more James Brown covers.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

BigFactory posted:

I'm surprised at all the Pomplemoose hate. They're fun and quirky and they're out there trying something new. I say give them a chance. I think it's pretty incredible that 2 people can make that much music, surprised they haven't been in commercials and stuff.
There are a thousand indie bands that do what they do better than they do.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

FactsAreUseless posted:

There are a thousand indie bands that do what they do better than they do.

And ten thousand that don't do what they do at all because what they do is, to paraphrase Eno, "Music For Targets".

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

There are a thousand indie bands that do what they do better than they do.

Yeah but could they do that James Brown cover? I rest my case. Pamplemoose has "it".

precision posted:

And ten thousand that don't do what they do at all because what they do is, to paraphrase Eno, "Music For Targets".

I could definately get into shopping at Target with Pomplamouse on my headphones. Awesome idea for the weekend.

BigFactory fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Apr 3, 2015

Oh Mister B
Feb 29, 2008

i could not get thru september w/o a battle
please quit trolling and post more bad covers. speaking of eno- this is dog poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZo7TVlYqZk

and the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw_sxh89Fos

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

BigFactory posted:

Yeah but could they do that James Brown cover? I rest my case. Pamplemoose has "it".

I don't think it was a very good James Brown cover. I don't think it had the grit you need for a James Brown cover. I think if you're going to cover James Brown, you need to put more grit into your performance. It seemed bland to me. Of course, it's entirely possible that it's simply a song that doesn't lend itself well to reinterpretation. Maybe some songs only work in a particular style. I couldn't say. :shrug:


FactsAreUseless posted:

For 30- and 40-somethings in the 2000s, that was about as close as it got to the kind of rock they grew up with. In other words: they were familiar, and sometimes that's all it takes.

I've been thinking, wouldn't the arena rock they'd have grown up on been stuff like Journey and Def Leppard? One would think they'd like something a little more dynamic than Coldplay if that was the case.

Okay, actual content: Here's Duran Duran covering a Public Enemy song.

Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 3, 2015

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Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

BigFactory posted:

Yeah but could they do that James Brown cover? I rest my case. Pamplemoose has "it".

They should do "Say It Loud – I'm Black and I'm Proud" next, that would go over really well.

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