in today's gaming development PCs aren't the master race

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Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Drachenreiter posted:

"Strelok? Are you ready?"

_{Barely awake. Wounds healing slowly, if at all. SG-550 resting nearby, awaiting combat. Like he was. More bloodshed against the unwashed hordes. The masses. The bleating sheep who joyfully accept anything less than 60FPS. Individuals if you got to know them - sure, maybe - but easily identified by a common nomenclature - console peasants.

Strelok looked towards the horizon and nodded.}

We will end their reign of misinformation and their acceptance of anything but the best, comrades.

_{_{Written by Timothy, age 9.}}

Good.

I.N.R.I posted:

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True.

rj54x posted:

Console Guy: "herf derf i want to pay twice as much to play games and have to rely on physical media for most titles, also i'd like to be shackled to using a gamepad which bars me from several entire genres of product but that's okay because it's the only way i can play animefag jrpg 48 - the virgening"

pc guy: (farts) (ignores vast array of easily available, good games to poopsock while playing more autistic MOBAs)

guy who's not a fag: " you both are dumb and bad, just play games have fun and maybe even see some sunlight every once in a while, who knows"

Terrible. Unacceptable.