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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Hey, check out this Cracked dot com pitch I'm workin' on, about the mega man,

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Think Cut Man was enjoying life before Dr. Wily got to him? Think again! Imagine walking around with the big scissors attached to your head, all the time. Childhood ruined yet? In fact, all of Dr. Light's robots lived in a horrible hell, eternally in agony just so they could perofrm their function. Check out those italics at the end, just to drive the point home.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

One weird trick for earning Zenny. Pirates hate him!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Contra Calculus posted:

if spikes kill megaman instantly, wily should have just made the evil robots entirely out of spikes and shoots spikes and make an entire level out of spikes

the block underneath you just disappeared, and you are over an expanse of molten fire

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

New Mexico is the cooler video game location, because it's where D'Ni is.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

rj54x is just laying down some truth bombs, in the form of paragraphs of boring and embarrassing words which express a point that everyone in the thread already knew, and indeed, were already making jokes about.

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

rj54x posted:

rule #2 - there shouldn't be any stories at all in video games about robot shootymans shooting other robots because they are dumb

Please speak clearly into the clown, sir.

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