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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i said the worst cuss of all, "sworp." i had to tell my parents it was bad, really bad, and let them know they should be disappointed with me. sworp it though haha. i aint sworping sworp.

# ? Mar 27, 2015 04:42

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Piso Mojado

WetNightmare posted:

i aint sworping sworp.

that's a ban

# ? Mar 27, 2015 04:45

Ace of Baes

holy crap dude, keep that kind of language in fyad

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 04:46

Piso Mojado

you know there are children who post here.

# ? Mar 27, 2015 04:47

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sworp off better yet go sworp each other

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 04:54

Koishi Komeiji

I just had to look up sworp on urban dictionary and wow, you are one sick gently caress dude. You said sworp at your mom? I mean it's like: Going to hell much? Gosh!

# ? Mar 27, 2015 04:59

joke_explainer

They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here.

# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:07

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sworp

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:09

Piso Mojado

prows

# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:12

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

joke_explainer posted:

They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here.

Soldiers in WWI with speech disorders would mix up "sword" and "sopwith camel" or "swear" and "sopwith camel" and their platoon mates would just be utterly agahst

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:16

Slumpy

sw*rp

slumpy

# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:21

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joke_explainer posted:

They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here.

# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:21

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

joke_explainer posted:

They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here.

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:24

google THIS

joke_explainer posted:

They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here.

# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:28

google THIS

darrell hammond as sean connery: I'll take sworps for two hundred, trebek!

will farrell as alex trebek: :catstare:

# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:34

Just Burgs

I'm crying. This made me cry.

I'm really sad right now.................

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:44

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

I'm crying. This made me cry.

I'm really sad right now.................

there there...everything will be fine...have a cookie :shobon:

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 05:47

Just Burgs

Yobgoblin posted:

there there...everything will be fine...have a cookie

ty yobgoblin. I feel better now, because of the kind words, the cookie, and because I read joke_explainer's very funn y post

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 06:06

alnilam

It's derived from the old english word sværp, and like most cusses it is still only considered "bad" because of norman oppression of the anglo-saxon underclass in the 11th and 12th century

# ? Mar 27, 2015 13:44

alnilam

Next time your mom says you shouldn't say that, tell her maybe she should stop perpetuating a 900 year old class struggle

# ? Mar 27, 2015 13:45

Flying Fortress

WetNightmare posted:

sworp

# ? Mar 27, 2015 13:46

fuck. marry. t-rex

Anyone ever hear the non-radio edit of Whoop There It Is?

# ? Mar 27, 2015 14:16

google THIS

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Anyone ever hear the non-radio edit of Whoop There It Is?

you mean they don't really say whoop? :wth:

# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:22

shabbat goy

I saw this movie the other day and wow, can't believe it scraped by with just an R rating

# ? Mar 27, 2015 15:38

GEExCEE

Piso Mojado posted:

prows

# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:55

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

the swedish chef said sworp one time live and the FCC canceled the muppet show/years later assassinated jim henson

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 17:59

Lil Cunty

WetNightmare posted:

the swedish chef said sworp one time live and the FCC canceled the muppet show/years later assassinated jim henson

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:02

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

the FCC and the feds thought they had gotten control of "sworp", gotten rid of it. but im bringing the sworp word back baby :twisted:

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:06

Lil Cunty

zsa zsa gabor: would you like to pet my pussy?

johnny carson: I'd love to, but you'll have to remove that drat sworp

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:06

ron color

ok. i have to probate everyone now

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:28

ron color

even the folks outside of the thread, who may have heard it or just thought it

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:29

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sw o rp

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:30

Lil Cunty

ron color posted:

ok. i have to probate everyone now

s w o r p

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:31

google THIS

Ohhhhhhh ssssssssswoooooorrrrrrrkkkkkkk!

Only I didn't say "swork." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "S-dash-dash-dash-dash" word!

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:36

Piso Mojado

ron color posted:

ok. i have to probate everyone now

sworp my d, ik

# ? Mar 27, 2015 18:43

social vegan

*dad walks in* God dang it get off that gosh dang sworper Nintendo and help ur morper bring in the groceries

# ? Mar 27, 2015 22:55

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Is this going to be the byob tane? I hope so.

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# ? Mar 27, 2015 22:56

dogcrash truther

I banged my sippy cup and spat pureed carrots. Mom shitted herself!

# ? Mar 27, 2015 23:02

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

drilldo squirt posted:

Is this going to be the byob tane? I hope so.

sworp is bigger than tane

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:19

I Dunno

when i was a little kid who couldn't pronounce words well yet, i tried to tell my mom about a bird i saw swoop down in the sky. but i accidentally said i saw a bird sworp in the sky, and man did i get in trouble. it wasn't till i was older that i realized what a terrible thing i'd said.

# ? Mar 27, 2015 23:53

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