i said the craziest thing at din din today

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i said the worst cuss of all, "sworp." i had to tell my parents it was bad, really bad, and let them know they should be disappointed with me. sworp it though haha. i aint sworping sworp.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 04:42

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sworp off better yet go sworp each other

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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 04:54

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

sworp

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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 05:09

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

joke_explainer posted:

They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here.

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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 05:24