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joke_explainer posted:They say it had been sixty nine days on the western front, and our battallion had received next to no relief. Private "Wetnightmare" Montabain seems more shellshocked than most. He saw a howitzer shell decapitate Cpl. Nomates and he went into a delusion fugue, grabbing the corpses hand and shoving it in his uniform trousers. He kept saying, 'He's masturbating! Sarge! He's just masturbating! He's not dead! He's just batin!', screaming through tears. I even heard him whisper 'Sworp' under his breath. Under different circumstances that'd be a court martial, but we're all coming apart at the seams here. |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 05:28 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:40 |
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darrell hammond as sean connery: I'll take sworps for two hundred, trebek! will farrell as alex trebek: |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 05:34 |
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Anyone ever hear the non-radio edit of Whoop There It Is? you mean they don't really say whoop? |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 15:22 |
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Ohhhhhhh ssssssssswoooooorrrrrrrkkkkkkk! Only I didn't say "swork." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "S-dash-dash-dash-dash" word! |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 18:36 |
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"You're a dead man! I swore on my father's grave that I would avenge him!" "You did what? On his grave?!" "I said I SWORE on his grave! I swore!" "Ok, drat it sounded like you said something else! Whew!" "Shut up!" "Just, I dunno man, I got a mental image now..." "SHUT UP!" |
# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 00:57 |