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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

No I missed Lana

Who the gently caress are Kid Ink and Skylar Grey and why should I not go for a dump when they appear?

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 22:27

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:43

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Two months of one-man-build ending in a sprained ankle off-camera is a perfect allegory for the build for this year's event.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 22:32

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Carver Crisis posted:

what even was the Divas match for last WrestleMania? I must have blocked it out.

Every Diva battle royal, AJ retained and Naomi botched AJ cheating to win.

It sucked and there is no reason why anybody should have remembered it, gently caress my mind.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 22:43

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Don't worry, Booker, Roman will gas himself out in 5.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 22:54

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

What the gently caress New Day

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:04

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

loving hell, Nattie :stare:

:stare:

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:04

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

How is that not a DQ.

NATALYA IS MY FAVOURITE FOREVER

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:12

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Holy gently caress Cole actually called it She Calls It The Rear View

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:13

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

YESSSSSSS

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:16

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Lita still looks amazing, but come on you could have dressed up a bit for WrestleMania.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:21

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Jesus, someone set up some sound proofing or a wind break or something.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:24

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Yup, comedy little asian guy

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:34

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Hahah gently caress New Day (and big show)

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:38

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

WHy. Why would you do this.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:40

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

No, Mizdow, you wait until you've got Big Show out

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:42

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Man, Big Show is just the worst. Please go away for a year and come back thinner again.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:45

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Just the loving worst.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:47

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Silver lining: that's the first time I've ever seen the "he's too big to be eliminated!" guy actually win a battle royal/royal rumble for myself.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 23:48

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Ah, the human connection, something Vince is yet to attain.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:05

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Ah, burning the crowd's hopes early.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:07

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

He's only 70,000 sold-out stadium over.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:07

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Stardust is my favourite Final Fantasy villain.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:10

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

omfg yes

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:16

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

The Knee That Brought Him The WWE World Title Last Year!

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:24

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Okay yay but that was a dumb as gently caress headbutt spot thing.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:25

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Dylan McKay posted:

fun crazy match, too bad nothing after will compete

Brie Bella's gonna do something with a table you won't believe.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:27

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Hammerstein posted:

drat, was that Flair's daughter ?

Yes, and she's pretty amazing. Been wrestling for not-quite three years and can tear the house down with the right opponent.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:30

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Luigi Thirty posted:

is there an over/under on how many blees will be datted tonight

I believe you actually blee the dats, not dat the blees.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:32

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I don't think I've ever seen Randy wear elbow pads before :stare:

:stare:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:34

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Sionistic posted:

So this is ending with a phoenix splash or a punt

Punt. Flippy-doos ain't winning poo poo at WrestleMania.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:48

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

You gif the gently caress out of that and you gif the gently caress out of that good

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:49

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

neonbregna posted:

I just realized if tap out makes wrestling t shirts won't that make some insane vortex of doucheness and bad taste?

"wrestling t shirts" and "doucheness and bad taste" are all you need to say.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:53

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Yes when I think of Sting I think of an Asian production of Stomp.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:57

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I still do not understand why they don't just use his actual crow theme.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:57

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

When I pictured Sting at WrestleMania, I can't say this is what I had in mind.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:59

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

This would be a great venue for Surfer Sting. Last year would have been a great spot for Crow Sting.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 01:00

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Holy loving poo poo what the gently caress am I even loving what I don't loving what the gently caress.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 01:02

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I've spent the last three minutes just completely out of it. I don't know what's going on anymore. I've crossed beyond.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 01:05

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

El Generico posted:

Is Triple H high on meth?

Probably PCP. He could break every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 01:08

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:43

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

That is the laziest Scorpion I've ever seen

Oh god, Wrestling Isn't Wrestling gave them ideas.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 01:16

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