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Ages posted:Why does America like such terrible beers? Same explanation as most things. America is an island, anything not America is abstract at best.
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I must prepare for the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale. *Stands perfectly still*"
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Mar 29, 2015 22:46
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Anime Curator posted:why not red contacts Switch to one blue contact. Roman Bowie. Alternately Brock could punch him in the eye until it actually does change color.
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Mar 29, 2015 22:54
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This could turn out really interesting if Reigns just utterly fails this big shot of his and has a freakout like when Shawn Michaels lost the Royal Rumble. WWE is incapable of doing interesting things nowadays, but it'd be neat.
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Mar 29, 2015 22:57
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Mar 29, 2015 23:00
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And we are...the Uso Squad
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Mar 29, 2015 23:03
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You've defeated Swiss Man! Get equipped with Jobber Beam!
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Mar 29, 2015 23:11
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No Michael, Kofi is the other black guy
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Mar 29, 2015 23:13
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gently caress, that was slick.
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Mar 29, 2015 23:17
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My advice is to kick down doors.
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Mar 29, 2015 23:22
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Don't point out the Hillbilly Jim cosplayer, they'll make him change out to a Cena t-shirt.
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Mar 29, 2015 23:24
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Well that's just WWE in a nutshell, innit
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Mar 29, 2015 23:47
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Every time I see something like that I just picture Vince as the boat captain from the Simpsons. "Darr, I hate
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Mar 29, 2015 23:51
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"New stars arrive, like...uh, Hideo Itami, he...did good?"
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Mar 29, 2015 23:53
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They're sure *trying* to make this poo poo look important for once. So it'll go to R-Truth. Who will lose it to Fandango tomorrow.
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Mar 30, 2015 00:00
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I was waiting for the Russian flag to fall.
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Mar 30, 2015 00:03
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"Lookit this dork not rallying the crowd we totally didn't kill five minutes ago."
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Mar 30, 2015 00:07
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"There, we did the ending you wanted and in the first match, babies. Now shut up."
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Mar 30, 2015 00:27
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Chokes McGee posted:Charlotte is a really good gymnast, very fit, very pretty, and just happens to be Ric Flair's daughter and apparently has inherited all of his talent on a genetic level. So they had her lose to Nattie in a three minute throwaway match on Raw.
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Mar 30, 2015 00:32
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So like, they're going to put on all the matches people go nutty for in the first hour, an Undertaker match is upcoming (although it may or may not be a cripplefight). This crowd is gonna be *dead* by the main event.
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Mar 30, 2015 00:55
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GREAT MUTA IS DEBUTING IN WWE
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Mar 30, 2015 00:57
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Mar 30, 2015 01:36
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I can't see Paige anymore without thinking of that Gang Beasts video and that she has a gajillion times more personality than whatever she's doing in WWE.
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Mar 30, 2015 01:41
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You know, when *every single match* has a finisher kicked out of it loses some of its charm.
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Mar 30, 2015 01:46
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I thought she was gonna Nope No Tag turn on her there.
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Mar 30, 2015 01:48
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That was fun. Paige just kind of went "Nope, gently caress you, eat stairs."
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Mar 30, 2015 01:50
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"Hedges!"
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Mar 30, 2015 01:56
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:So did NXT mode suck on 2015 because the way they were building it up sounded like exactly what I want from a wrestling video game. Remember the Attitude Era stuff from the previous game? It's that but with NXT guys. "You are Rusev, beat these guys with the Accolade in under three minutes." Which I actually kind of liked, though Dolph Ziggler as the end boss was a complete pain in the rear end.
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Mar 30, 2015 02:02
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Please rise as Nikolai Volkoff sings the Soviet National Anthem
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Mar 30, 2015 02:04
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Iron Man is a giant dick, so it's probably a bad analogy
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Mar 30, 2015 02:34
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I'm probably the biggest Cena hater ever, but Triple H beating Sting was dumber. That seemed like Hunter and Vince doing a decade's worth of jacking off condensed into a wrestling match.
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Mar 30, 2015 02:37
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I was wondering what Steph's expression there reminded me of.
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Mar 30, 2015 02:49
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I love that even the third spear didn't look like it was going to put down Brock, he was just going to roll outside and rest a sec like he always does.
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Mar 30, 2015 04:04
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Brock looked like he was bleeding from somewhere on top of his head.
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Mar 30, 2015 04:12
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I'm kind of puzzled what they're doing with Bray next (real answer: It's WWE, they'll do nothing), as they seemingly fed the guy a winning feud with Ambrose, the Iron Man spot in the Royal Rumble, and all sorts of stuff to generally pick him back up from the scrap heap...and then he loses to Taker so JBL can yell about how it's still his yard. I'm guessing the usual thing happens and he beats the snot out of Taker tomorrow to send him away for another year, but it's all just kind of weird.
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Mar 30, 2015 06:34
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AlmightyPants posted:I haven't had a chance to watch the pre-show matches. Are they worth the time or should I just accept the results I've read and move on with my life? The tag match is good. The battle royal is good in the sense of "WWE Hates the Viewers: Condensed Version"
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Mar 30, 2015 06:44
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I'm pretty sure there was nothing in that match done by Roman Reigns that couldn't just have easily been done by Erick Rowan.
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I am loving astounded that over the course of like a year or so, Scott Hall has gone from being 300 pounds of wheelchair bound blubber hanging on to life by nothing but God's spiteful laughter to being able to take a backdrop to the floor at Wrestlemania. They should have grabbed DDP and impromptu put him in the Hall of Fame right there.
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