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Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us? :cry:
Big Show: :350:
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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Ready to see the culmination of one of the biggest failed face pushes in WWE history

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Rewatching WM 30 right now and gently caress, it was so good

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:

You can take a beak of my brown

Now there's no need for cryin
In the deeeemon's sink
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Fiveace Attorney posted:

The Gold Standard of wrestlemania pre-pre-show gdt posts

Close this thread and restart it

RESTART THE drat THREAD

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Bray doesn't need an ankle to summon ghost children and shoot lightning, it's fine

They'll use ancient swamp magic on him aka a cortisone shot and some painkillers

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

ScottyBomb posted:

The only way something would end with the correct fan reaction is if Seth cashes in on a victorious Brock, which would probably, actually get him heel heat.

Or if they do a blatant double turn, but that would be hilarious because it would be the most desperate last minute correction possible.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zyla posted:

WM 30 WAS SO loving GOOD

MotU posted:

some of my friends are bitching about coming by to watch the preshow because it is a ~*~preshow~*~ and I am thinking of cutting them off from Wrestlemania + my beer because they are not true fans

Do they know there's two matches on the preshow?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
seriously, if your friends aren't so hype that they haven't already been watching wrestling poo poo for like 6 hours, you shouldn't even know them

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Proper shilling there Book

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I don't know why they even bother having the Battle Royal, it's been scientifically proven that no one can lift the Big Show over the top rope

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

abraham linksys posted:

I have a six pack of http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10607/22193/ which may not be enough for six hours, but I also have half a bottle of my roommate's vodka that he hasn't touched in months and I just bought some orange juice this morning :getin:

I have a full bottle of decent tequila, my body is ready

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Carver Crisis posted:

I'm going to literally cry if Lana doesn't show up tonight

YOU HAVE GREAT POWER

NOW WISH FOR BROCK TO GO OVER, QUICK

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

MotU posted:

jesus christ how can someone who watches Raw every week be all abloo blooing over taking the time to watch the preshow I hate my poo poo friends (some are cool though)

tell your idiot friends they already missed Lana

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
sometimes Cena is okay :unsmith:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Eden :swoon:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
STOOGES MEET STOOGES

this preshow already owns

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

pressedbunny posted:

No I missed Lana :(

Who the gently caress are Kid Ink and Skylar Grey and why should I not go for a dump when they appear?

musicians and there is always a chance while pooping that you could tear your anus

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

Wait what? :aaa:

he apparently rolled his ankle during warmups and had to be carted to the back, no other updates yet

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Chokes McGee posted:

Friend texted me that, according to the internet read: bullshit speculation, Bray suffered a severe ankle sprain and may not be able to go for WM.

Probably not true but man oh man if it is...


e: Other people in this thread confirming it. uh oh spaghettios

A couple websites reported it

but who knows, if it's just a mild sprain they can probably tape it up and give him a shot and work around it, he just may not be too speedy

don't need an ankle to shoot lightning bolts

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

STAC Goat posted:

Who's this guy? Network has its own goober?

he's been banished to the Social Media Lounge after Renee escaped last year

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Astro7x posted:

How is this stream so lovely with it only being the pre show?

been perfect for me

pause your porn torrents

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I love that Dibiase always has a fan of money ready, just in case

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dr. rear end posted:

Everyone i am eating anchovy pizza for the first time ever and it's a revelation

tell me more

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
since they're showing this whole package, I assume they think Bray can still go

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

Amazing video.

Yeah, I do like this setting of Bray basically having resurrected Taker

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

someusername posted:

Harper's not doing anything.

He's in the IC ladder match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Bard Maddox posted:

the man behind the hit song "the man"

the man behind the man in twenty-one and man

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Otto von Ruthless posted:

This is obviously the best answer, but I've gotta think the WWE mindset would be to find some more star power

Eric Rowan, obviously

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Brock is the best in these pre-tapes because he's always just so calm and matter-of-fact about it.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
NEW

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
wow Nattie

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
SHE USED THE SHE CALLS IT THE REAR VIEW

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

WrasslorMonkey posted:

She was... neat... wrestling



I like that the expression on her face is totally "Yeah..I know :smug: "

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
THANK YOU CESARO

I thought for a second there rightface Uso was going to win all by himself

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Akbar posted:

she must be so cold up there in that wind. all the dudes have jackets at least.

it's a santa ana wind, it's warm

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Gruden picks Axel as his dark horse, he's okay in my book

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Axel :smith:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Hideo just teeing off on Cesaro in the middle of the ring

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
laughing at all the tag guys having to wrestle back to back matches

how many loving people did they put in this thing, half the people in there weren't even on the list

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dylan McKay posted:

riley is still around?

He's been doing commentary down in NXT forever but just became an active wrestler again to feud with Owens

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