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drat, you sound like an idiot op
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:04 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 07:04 |
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Well the guy from the apt called me up this morning (at 5:30) and gave me 100 euros which is half the rent and said that hes gonna give me the rest in a few days. Even better, tommorrow I'm ostensibly getting some money from my sketchy friend who lives next door. Not sure how much hes gonna fork over but at this point I need every coin to make ends meet. How do I not burn this money on beer&cigs in the following days? Now that's something to think about. The source of the stink was my nylon vest which wasn't washed since 2009. Got some puke on that fucker so I guess it's going down!
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:43 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:How do I not burn this money on beer&cigs in the following days? Now that's something to think about. Spend it on liquor and weed.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:44 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Well the guy from the apt called me up this morning (at 5:30) and gave me 100 euros which is half the rent and said that hes gonna give me the rest in a few days. Even better, tommorrow I'm ostensibly getting some money from my sketchy friend who lives next door. Not sure how much hes gonna fork over but at this point I need every coin to make ends meet. post pics of said vest
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:48 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:How do I not burn this money on beer&cigs in the following days? Now that's something to think about. you could give that to the power compnay. then you only need $200 more!
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:55 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:How do I not burn this money on beer&cigs in the following days? Now that's something to think about. Try not being a total fuckup I guess would be a good start. Failing that, speak to your local organized crime goon and see if they'll float you some money in exchange for a yet to be named favor in the future.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:29 |
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kedo posted:Spend it on liquor and weed.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:34 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:How do I not burn this money on beer&cigs in the following days? Now that's something to think about. Put it in a savings account. So you can't spend it with a card. Do you have DVDs, electronics, computer parts, other things that you can sell? Worse case scenario is you not being able to internet for a week or so.You could take a laptop or other device to a mates house and use their wifi. Or just live in a McDonalds (they have free wifi).
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:47 |
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I dunno man. go to church
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:52 |
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Biperiden is nothing like ambien. Get your facts straight before you do drugs, human being.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:24 |
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Can I paypal you the exact cost of a pack of cigs?
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 22:57 |
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buy $50 of hot dogs and $50 of buns
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:03 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Fuuuck. I'm broke. Spent the last $4 on a pack of cigs which I burned off a few hours ago. Then my friend brought me more cigs which I'm smoking now but I'm out of beer GODDAMNIT. If you are in the Tampa area, we can work something out. Let me know.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:10 |
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I love the actual advice given in this thread, as if any of it will be taken by Mr. Responsible Euro 2015. Hey OP if you got 100 Euros and you are getting another 100 Euros in a few days, you'll only need like $86 at today's exchange rate to come up with that $300 you need. Although I am having a little trouble figuring out why you pay your power bill in dollars instead of Euros. But you live in an apartment and you have a renter living in another apartment that doesn't pay his rent on time. Basically I'm trying to figure out why the gently caress you have an investment property and can't even pay your own power bill. I choose not to question the reasoning behind even wanting to take enough biperiden to make you want to chew up your antidepressants and drink a bottle of soap and then poo poo your pants and lie in a pool of your own vomit the night before you start a job at a loving paper mill of all places. That's squarely within the territory of things that don't need to be explained in order to provide you advice. Now, if you own a 2-flat and the downstairs people are your tenants and you spit your antidepressants onto their laundry AND this happens to be the tenant late on rent owed to you, you're just 100% more unsuited to homeownership because you don't collect enough rent from your tenant to even cover the loving power bill. Seriously, you have two choices here: FIRST CHOICE, raise the rent on the downstairs unit and get somebody in there that can actually let you keep your drug habits in equilibrium; SECOND CHOICE, sell the house and maybe move to some socialist paradise country that takes care of all of your nonsense problems for you.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 23:14 |
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I thought this asshat was sober.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 00:11 |
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Veskit posted:I thought this asshat was sober. that's what he thought too, and then the phenazepam wore off
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 00:12 |
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This goon is stuck deep down the well, like chilean miners depth. The only advice I can think of is go to London and beg. And use biocarb of soda to help with the vomit smell on the floors.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 00:13 |
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maybe you can get a job as a science fair volcano OP
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 00:16 |
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why don't you sell both your current properties and move into your late grandpa/uncle/whatever's house and resume his hoarding of nat geo? he seemed just as crazy but atleast he had a plan
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 12:21 |
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Pops Ghostly posted:If you are in the Tampa area, we can work something out. Let me know. lmao OP John Pop will happily pimp you out and let you keep 300 of the dollars he earns off your rear end
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 12:48 |
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Hood Ornament posted:Suck a couple dicks. Came here to suggest sucking dicks. You can do it, OP!
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 19:42 |
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Hollismason posted:You said you didn't want to leave your apartment so I would suggest using Craigslist to say that you are M4M then when they get there explain you will gladly take it up the ole poop volcanofor them to pay your electric bill. Yep. This is the best answer.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:49 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:
By being a responsible human being instead of what you actually are. So basically, you can't.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:50 |
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Pops Ghostly posted:If you are in the Tampa area, we can work something out. Let me know. I am. What's up? Wait, can we just be friends and play mortal kombat instead of sex?
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:52 |
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:buy $50 of hot dogs I want to revise this to include pickles, but I'm too lazy to redo the math and you're probably neck deep in fresh empties full of cigarette butts
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:06 |
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ediment posted:Biperiden is nothing like ambien. In sense that smaller amounts produce an intense orgasmic high and if (when) you go overboard it causes you to lose your mind and do strikingly stupid things you'll have no recollection of, then yes, biperiden is strikingly similar to zolpidem. My old apartment was affectionatelly known as "the crack den" and the new one is located in the "roach tower" but maybe I should call it biperi-den. KaiserSchnitzel posted:Now, if you own a 2-flat and the downstairs people are your tenants and you spit your antidepressants onto their laundry AND this happens to be the tenant late on rent owed to you, The concept of "downstairs" is relatively moot in the place where my flats are located. (posting a 1969 rock music video instead of hurling moldy potatoes out of my window to show you how high up I'm living) I have nothing with the downstairs people, they're just moderately unfortunate that a lit ciggy-butt flicker moved into a flat above them.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:15 |
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Buy an ashtray you loving pig
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:51 |
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KaiserSchnitzel posted:I choose not to question the reasoning behind even wanting to take enough biperiden to make you want to chew up your antidepressants and drink a bottle of soap and then poo poo your pants and lie in a pool of your own vomit the night before you start a job at a loving paper mill of all places.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:57 |
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i think it's mostly that a paper mill is full of machines that want to kill you and will do so in a split second
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:05 |
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Drug dealers make money a lot I here.
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:14 |
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Forget the hot dogs and buns, actually just do $100 of pickles and eat them all on youtube
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:37 |
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Pro Youtube personalities never have trouble keeping the lights on OP
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# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:40 |
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ediment posted:Biperiden is nothing like ambien. Honestly if either of them is used to get high, might as well start smoking some nutmeg at that point.
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 00:08 |
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:Forget the hot dogs and buns, actually If you eat $100 of pickles on youtube, providing documentation of the pickle cost and video documentation of each pickle being consumed, repeating at least 10 times during the video "I make bad life choices with my money, I am eating my rent money in pickles instead of saving it for rent." I will paypal you or the paypal address of your choosing $150USD.
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 01:21 |
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Sigma-X posted:If you eat $100 of pickles on youtube, providing documentation of the pickle cost and video documentation of each pickle being consumed, repeating at least 10 times during the video "I make bad life choices with my money, I am eating my rent money in pickles instead of saving it for rent." I will paypal you or the paypal address of your choosing $150USD. Problem solved
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 02:00 |
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A gallon-sized jar of whole pickles is something to behold. The jar is the size of a small aquarium. The fat green pickles, floating in swampy juice, look reptilian, their shapes exaggerated by the glass. It weighs 12 pounds, too big to carry with one hand. The gallon jar of pickles is a display of abundance and excess; it is entrancing, and also vaguely unsettling. This is the product that Wal-Mart fell in love with: Vlasic's gallon jar of pickles. Wal-Mart priced it at $2.97
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 02:03 |
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OP eat 33 gallons of pickles on youtube
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 02:06 |
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I'm OK if the OP buys some fancy gourmet pickles that cost $20 each, or if he spreads his consumption over a number of days. The important thing is the bulletproof documentation of the expenditure and the recurring theme of confirming to the viewer that he makes bad life decisions.
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# ? Apr 2, 2015 02:30 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 07:04 |
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Sigma-X posted:I'm OK if the OP buys some fancy gourmet pickles that cost $20 each, or if he spreads his consumption over a number of days. The important thing is the bulletproof documentation of the expenditure and the recurring theme of confirming to the viewer that he makes bad life decisions. Let's let op respond. He can make worse choices here.
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