Croatio: A Land of Contrasts

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Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Yesterday I got the results from the latest MRI scan, and the news are really reassuring: No new mets, the highlited lymph node hasn't grown at all; it's either dormant or dead altogether. FFS I am cured.

Congratulations AWF! :toot:

Now please get your poo poo together. :ohdear:

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 21:57

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:13

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hang in there SFB.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 00:54

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

I FOUND MY GODDAMN KEYS.
They were hidden in the washing machine, I noticed a weird clanking sound when the drum was spinning, I inspected the contents of the machine and yeah, there they were. I can freely toss them in the garbage now, since I already changed all the locks (which cost me $100).

God. drat. It.

I think it's time to get a personal assistant.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 17:54

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

A regular MRI scan, and X-rays of my lungs for some reason. I'm seeing my onco in September.

For the first 8 years or so I also got an MRI and chest x-ray. The chest x-ray was to check for lung mets. Eventually they dropped the MRI and went with a chest x-ray and femur x-rays.

And yesterday at my annual checkup I got the all clear and the doc told me that after 13 years I can skip the next 1-2 annual checkups. :toot:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 00:47

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Nice to see the Dating Hostility Squad gnawing upon one another. :allears:

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 18:16

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I hope you can get things sorted out for yourself.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 23:23

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I'm happy to hear about your cancer-freeness! :toot:

Also: Surprising how much your neighborhood looks like Winnipeg! :canada:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 17:50

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

"So that the enemy doesn't poop in our toilets" is going to be my standard explanation for all technical issues.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 17:43

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Looks like I got bloody TETANUS from the cat scratch. Yesterday I went to my GP since the wound on my index finger wasn't healing and then got an emergency tetanus shot and some heavy-duty antibiotics, let's just hope that the disease won't grab me by the balls - but honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at all if the disease develops fully... and if it does, I'm in for a helluva ride.

I just don't know how do I do it anymore. Everything that could possibly go wrong, in the end, really does end up going wrong. One goon correctly pointed out that I'm the luckiest, and at the same time, the most unlucky guy in Croatia. Well I could certainly live without all those sources of... excitement but I'm not really in a position to choose.

I just don't know how the hell do I do it, time and time again.

When you recover from your latest brush with death please go out and take pictures of commie architecture. I enjoyed the photos you've posted in the past. All that was missing was Gordon Freeman in the background.

EDIT: I'd be surprised if you got tetanus from a cat scratch. I think it needs to be embedded deeply to get away from oxygen in order to thrive. There are probably many other bugs that would enjoy living in that scratch.

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Apr 5, 2017

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 18:55

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I think you're ready for your next career: Life Coach.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 22:12

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I think I've said it before but I have to laugh at how much your photos look like Winnipeg. Those white globe lamps from the 1970s are probably still all over the place.

If I eat at the sandwich bar will I die? :ohdear:

P.S. I don't have your mutant immune system

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 03:05

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I think it's time to take a collection to get you a head-mounted GoPro.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 18:53

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

ASF you are a character in a Neil Stephenson novel.

I'm going to skip to the ending and see if you save the day!

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 11:38

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

This GTA DLC looks fantastic! :eyepop:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 17:22

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

By the way, tomorrow is the fourth anniversary of the surgery which saved my life, when they took out one of my balls because of cancer. Man, how time flies! And how well I recovered - racked up 57 kilometers on the bike today.

Congratulations!

I also think you have cleaned up well. :wotwot:

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 00:18

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

DO NOT SMOKE THE CHAIR.

OR THE HAMSTER.

:nono:

# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 01:13

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Smoke the batteries.

(P.S. Do not smoke the batteries!)

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 23:50

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

We don't actually know that though. A Croatian D cell could be the size of a car battery, which then raises the question about the size of Croatian vibrators.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 02:47

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Well drat you know what GP docs tell you when they give you a Valium prescription, like, don't take more than three per day or you'll pass out. On the other hand, today I consumed no less than [b]120[b] Valiums and I feel... nothing. Bloody hell, I must be related to Ozzy Osbourne.

This is a long shot, but does Croatia offer any sort of meaningful rehab. It would be nice if you didn't have to drink/drug yourself to death.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 03:06

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I really miss having a washer and dryer in my apartment.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 14:33

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

420 SWAGLORD posted:

there is love at the bottom.

New thread title!

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 22:49

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

How is their pizza?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 17:58

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

For the love of God get clean and stay that way. Your liver must look like Swiss cheese by now.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 19:10

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's not supposed to crunch when you press on it.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 00:15

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Data Graham posted:

He carved CROATIAN into a tree before he went inside

Boo this person.

Booooo! :ghost:

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 17:45

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Happy New Year and please don't dump massive quantities of drugs into yourself.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 19:49

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Please have Mr. Weed take a picture of you squatting on one of those toilets and waving at us. Please. Be sober when you do it, though.

You look like an American character actor. It�s driving me crazy that I can�t remember his name. He was always playing psychologists and learned men. He had a big beard, and a bit of a hooked nose. I think that beard looks good on you.

Happy New Year, Fatbeard.

Bob Balaban?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 10:46

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:13

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I'm old so I think of him as the guy from Taxi and not so beard-y...

# ¿ Dec 31, 2018 19:37

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