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Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Lichy posted:

I live in Russia and I don't do half the stupid poo poo this Croatian crybaby does jesus

Even if you're only doing slightly less than half of what the OP is doing, you should still check yourself into rehab immediately.

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Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

bloodsacrifice posted:

Does this mean you have your beets delivered?

He has an HD dashcam.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

That is six weeks of heavy chain smoking for $18 - a bargain. A regular pack of cigs costs $3 and when I'm in the right mood, I can polish off two packs a day.

Didn't you almost die of cancer ... or am I thinking of someone else?

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

so I got high and went to the police

Your decision-making process continues to mystify me

... but in an entertaining, Hunter S Thompsonesque way, from a safe distance.

Seriously, though, get off the drugs, alcohol, and cigs. You are never going to be the richest guy in the graveyard, but you can at least avoid going there for a while longer if you stop ingesting every mind-altering substance you can get your hands on.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Nicholas doesn't need to kill the OP; betting on his untimely demise is such a sure thing that it barely even counts as gambling.

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