Croatio: A Land of Contrasts

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Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

how u a croat lerned english?

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 11:29

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:50

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Oh one good thing about having 2 pounds of tobacco taking up space in your apartment is that it is an excellent way to kill roaches. Unfortunately, it means you will probably need to pick dead roaches out of your tobacco before rolling your cigarettes.

There's good eatin' on those roaches.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 20:25

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Nicholas is going to kill you fatbeard

# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 11:51

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Yeah I'm not saying it isn't passable for an ESL I'm just saying the people saying its ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING must be pretty bad at it or maybe they are just trolling.

If I had to choose between you and him as to who was a native speaker of English, from text alone, I'd choose Fatbeard. Unironically. You can't even use commas correctly, bro.

Getting out-grammared and vocabbed by a garbage eating slumlord Croatian trainwreck. HOW DOES IT FEEL?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 11:41

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

well played weirdo beardo

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 16:41

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

My favourite part of these stories is the warm optimistic note so many end on about his finances where everything is sorted, yet without fail the next one begins with finances in complete disarray and on the brink of disaster. Like some sort of Kafkaesque nightmare, or long running sitcom where everything has to go back to normal each show, and nothing good can last.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 14:32

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

I like how you're sort of of an erudite human raccoon

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 13:57

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

He caught sight of an unattended empty bottle and was so astonished he forgot to stop using his hand as a belt. I tell ya Fatbeard, you should make some kind of Pilgrimage with a lovely borrowed truck to the UK to fill it with empty bottles. There are thousands! Just lying on the street! A fortune in unclaimed beer, just waiting to be redeemed.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 17:17

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

They are the words of somebody who has never visited Croatia, and has no reading comprehension.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 20:42

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

For a second I thought mb Fatbeard was the guy who gave squirrels benzos and threw them to their deaths from his apartment window while they were comatose, but I think that might have been some other TCC person

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 01:24

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 14:50

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

The only way people would feel scammed, imo, is if you took that money and cleaned up your life, then moved to somewhere dull and safe.

What I'm saying is, I think you're a sound investment.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 14:26

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