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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Here are some pics I snapped today. I went out to find me a ciggy and decided to bring my camera along because goons seem to have a boner for bomb shelters. Yes, we need more pics to educate ignorant goons on the charms of Lijepa Nasa! And don't tell me "ciggy" meant a discarded cigarette butt in this case.
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Last thread you were bragging how you sold the apartment and got 52000 euros for it and here, every time you post, you try to make it sound like you're the poorest fucker in Croatia and only your unrivaled resourcefulness keeps you alive. What gives? Disclaimer: The above statement in no way implicates that you should stop posting about your adventures. Never thought such a soap opera could come out of Croatia . Makes me feel proud.
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Aug 4, 2015 11:45
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Shadow0 posted:I missed a lot of these characters' introductions as well. Can we get like a recap episode or something? I'm especially confused about the dad. Dad the dad was a tenant in one of his apartments. He was unemployed and thus struggling to come up with rent money since he had a family to feed. He eventually moved out but was owing ASF in unpaid rents. While living somewhere else, he divorced. Him and ASF met somewhere by chance and Dad decided to be a decent human being and pay off all the arrears on his (now defunct) rent. What a guy!
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Dec 30, 2015 10:04
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Get Waldo on maprotiline so he can start looking for a job.That's where the money comes from. Also, your neighbours should feel better now they're not woken by flushing toilet at ungodly hours. But seriously, I'm happy you found some good poo poo to handle your lovely problems. 
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Jan 24, 2016 16:31
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While economically Croatia is in dumps, it has a relaxed, laid-back atmosphere. If nothing else, you could always go sight-seeing.
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Feb 8, 2016 02:48
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ASF, how many spoiled western goons can you squeeze in 25 square metres? They need to learn how it feels to live in tight spaces.
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Feb 9, 2016 07:12
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Who would have thought Fatty's gloomy and depressive thread would turn into a tourist destination sales pitch? So proud Croatia can cater to all sorts. Fatty, you're doing God's work here, sonny.
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Feb 25, 2016 11:01
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:What's gonna happen if I brush my teeth with toothpaste from 1992? This toothpaste obviously came from Uncle Bruno's massive stash of stupid poo poo, but I think that this toothpaste may actually be okay. Any thoughts before I start using this stuff for real? That toothpaste probably deteriorated back into components it was made of. Donate to some school's chemistry classes so they can study it. (Use only if you are OK with the possibility of getting third-degree chemical burns in your mouth.)
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May 15, 2016 19:21
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C. Everett Koop posted:It's like you want him to die in some kind of horrible accident or something. Not sure if you noticed, but ASF is kinda hard to kill.
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Jul 24, 2016 00:31
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I just had a sense of déjà vu. Is this Anne's first time as a shining beacon of righteousness smiting all the riff-raff in SA's GBS of all places? ASF: Samo naprijed!
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Aug 3, 2016 06:06
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Sonny, take care of yourself. Keep us posted with tales from this "looneybin" (but not at your expense).
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Aug 15, 2016 11:02
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Doctor Malaver posted:Did you sleep for three days straight or something? It takes time for beans to go from freshly made to spoiled. "Sleep" is the word Beardo uses to describe "being knocked out unconscious while those sweet, sweet opioids course through my ravaged body". Who's the doggo lady and why do you know she has a dildo? steady fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Feb 3, 2018 |
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Feb 3, 2018 04:24
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Here, I'm gonna share a Youtube ad for my Property C apartment (which went to the lady with the puppy.) There is no english translation so far, but apart from a few jokes ("upon catching my reflection in a mirror; I said woah look a me, I'm pretty like a painting, I should be hung on the wall") the monologue is rather dry and not really worth the translation effort. Just to let you know what you can get in Croatia for 240 euros (utilities not included.) Why no rug?! It would really tie the room together. (On the other hand....dog would probably ruin it anyway). Man, it tells you how tiny a place is when a single room contains a bed and the washing machine...
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Feb 4, 2018 06:51
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Can your tenants pay rent in Pregabalin pills now and how many per month? Also, more photos of old (ex-YU) junk if possible...
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Mar 14, 2018 03:21
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Last Sunday Mr Weed and I went to the flea market and of course, paid a visit to the Drug Dealing Baba. We bought two packs of trams and a few packs of valiums - didn't want to overdo the drug thing because both he and I have cleaned up entirely. A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Much to our surprise, both Mr Weed and I were totally sick in the aftermath of our drug binge. A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:I'll be going to the flea market again tomorrow. I will pay a visit to Drug Dealing Baba, but I'll only buy a few packs of valiums while leaving tramadol the hell alone - it just isn't a part of my world anymore. So...Baba's drugs made you violently sick because who the gently caress knows what she sold you (my bet is on expired horse steroids) buuuuut... IT DOESN'T MATTER, MAN! Baba has more goodies waiting, gotta try them all! Sense of self-preservation, where did it go? On the other hand...YOLO, I guess.
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Apr 15, 2018 14:37
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Is... is this literal, or a euphemism for Mr Weed cheating on his bodybuilder wife? I think we already established that ASF's friends are not exactly the type who conform to social norms. In good ol' U.S. of A. we'd classify them as typical trailer-park denizens. But yeah...ASF, we'll need some clarification here. Where was the muscle lady at this particular point in time?
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Aug 4, 2018 16:52
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:
That's EI and Iskra so far. Now RIZ (or did you already get one?)
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Oct 18, 2018 13:45
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That Dang Lizard posted:A friend of mine has just been to Croatia, the pictures from Krka national park look amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs Beardo will come back, don't you worry.
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